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I tried to tell her a man has certain needs that must be fulfilled and if she ain't meeting them a man is gonna look elsewhere what with those granola bars just hanging there looking all pretty in their silver wrappers...

smart move, how did that work out for you? XD

Soladrin wrote:smart move, how did that work out for you? XD

Well she put some pork dumplings in tonight's dinner so that's progress!

Kid_Kyoto wrote:So my wife caught my cheating last night.

She slaved in the kitchen making me a healthy low-cal vegetarian meal for dinner, but then, after she was asleep I had TWO chocolate chip granola bars. She discovered the wrappers in the trash the next day.

I feel so guilty.

You should you sick .


(What kind of bars were they, I love me some of the granola ones with little cranberries in them. )

You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

And they never take the bag out on garbage day either.

That's what daughters are for.

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

My wife is the same way, but shes American, so maybe that works for all wives? If I have a guilty pleasure right after her hard worked on dinner, I go wrist deep or more and have yet to get caught. If I do though, Ive already got a lie Ive worked on for a couple years, so Im golden

KingCracker wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

My wife is the same way, but shes American, so maybe that works for all wives? If I have a guilty pleasure right after her hard worked on dinner, I go wrist deep or more and have yet to get caught. If I do though, Ive already got a lie Ive worked on for a couple years, so Im golden

Amateurs. Skip the normal wastebasket and put it in the big one outside that the truck picks up. She'll never know if she never brings the bags out to it.

Also, Fraz, I find it funny that your wieners operate the opposite of mine: when we attempt to do their nails at home, they make a fuss and fight, but if we bring them to get it done professionally, they always comment on how well behaved and quiet the girls were. My wife hates the fact that Belle and Sora will never let her put nail polish on them(my wife wishes she had girly dogs, but we got a pack of tomboys).

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

A man wise in the ways of marriage I see. I learned this trick some time ago as well.

Platuan4th wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

My wife is the same way, but shes American, so maybe that works for all wives? If I have a guilty pleasure right after her hard worked on dinner, I go wrist deep or more and have yet to get caught. If I do though, Ive already got a lie Ive worked on for a couple years, so Im golden

Amateurs. Skip the normal wastebasket and put it in the big one outside that the truck picks up. She'll never know if she never brings the bags out to it.

Also, Fraz, I find it funny that your wieners operate the opposite of mine: when we attempt to do their nails at home, they make a fuss and fight, but if we bring them to get it done professionally, they always comment on how well behaved and quiet the girls were. My wife hates the fact that Belle and Sora will never let her put nail polish on them(my wife wishes she had girly dogs, but we got a pack of tomboys).

Good for the dogs, putting nail polish and such on a dog is just dumb if you ask me, almost as bad as dying a dogs hair...

agnosto wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

A man wise in the ways of marriage I see. I learned this trick some time ago as well.

Just had another one, put the wrapper in the big trash outside.

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

agnosto wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

A man wise in the ways of marriage I see. I learned this trick some time ago as well.

Just had another one, put the wrapper in the big trash outside.

Better make sure you wife dosen't read this forum.

Are you kidding? My wife plays 40k with me, and shes gets annoyed if Im on here to much, I think if I made a DAKKADAKKA looking porn site, Id be golden

KingCracker wrote:Are you kidding? My wife plays 40k with me, and shes gets annoyed if Im on here to much, I think if I made a DAKKADAKKA looking porn site, Id be golden

Hmm...... There might be a market for this....

KingCracker wrote:Are you kidding? My wife plays 40k with me, and shes gets annoyed if Im on here to much, I think if I made a DAKKADAKKA looking porn site, Id be golden

New videos every monday, this week KC on FITZZ

corpsesarefun wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Are you kidding? My wife plays 40k with me, and shes gets annoyed if Im on here to much, I think if I made a DAKKADAKKA looking porn site, Id be golden

New videos every monday, this week KC on FITZZ

Thanks for making me laugh so hard I bursted into a coughing fit.

KingCracker wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Are you kidding? My wife plays 40k with me, and shes gets annoyed if Im on here to much, I think if I made a DAKKADAKKA looking porn site, Id be golden

New videos every monday, this week KC on FITZZ

Thanks for making me laugh so hard I bursted into a coughing fit.

I handle lung damage while my future self handles the intestinal

Don't forget the sneak peek of Seth Rogen and KC!

Wouldnt that be a solo video then? Since many people think Im Seth Rogen in disguise?


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Holy crap did THIS thread get off track

KingCracker wrote:Wouldnt that be a solo video then? Since many people think Im Seth Rogen in disguise?

No we don't. Seth Rogen's skinny now.






Okay, that was cold. Sorry.

Alright, who do we report MODs to

KingCracker wrote:Alright, who do we report MODs to

Yakface or legoburner. They are the mods of mods. MOD MODS!

YakFace is all about rules and trying to look like Mr Connery.....LegoBurner took my warboss I spent a week building and threw it at my head. So who else is left

There is no justice.

There's just us.

KingCracker wrote:YakFace is all about rules and trying to look like Mr Connery.....LegoBurner took my warboss I spent a week building and threw it at my head. So who else is left

The users! VIVA LA REVELUTION!

Happygrunt wrote:

KingCracker wrote:YakFace is all about rules and trying to look like Mr Connery.....LegoBurner took my warboss I spent a week building and threw it at my head. So who else is left

The users! VIVA LA REVELUTION!

DOOMFART! SILENT, BUT DEADLY!

Rise my brothers! Rise and rebel!

....

I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from....

Happygrunt wrote:

KingCracker wrote:YakFace is all about rules and trying to look like Mr Connery.....LegoBurner took my warboss I spent a week building and threw it at my head. So who else is left

The users! VIVA LA REVELUTION!

Posters of the world unite, rise my comrades. Viva la revolution, VIVA DAKKA

youbedead wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

KingCracker wrote:YakFace is all about rules and trying to look like Mr Connery.....LegoBurner took my warboss I spent a week building and threw it at my head. So who else is left

The users! VIVA LA REVELUTION!

Posters of the world unite, rise my comrades. Viva la revolution, VIVA DAKKA

No, wait! You'll anger the Server and he'll maul us with his fearsome DOWNTIME!

Platuan4th wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:You need to remember to bury the wrappers deeper in the rubbish bag. Japanese wives normally don't delve deep into the debris.

My wife is the same way, but shes American, so maybe that works for all wives? If I have a guilty pleasure right after her hard worked on dinner, I go wrist deep or more and have yet to get caught. If I do though, Ive already got a lie Ive worked on for a couple years, so Im golden

Amateurs. Skip the normal wastebasket and put it in the big one outside that the truck picks up. She'll never know if she never brings the bags out to it.

Also, Fraz, I find it funny that your wieners operate the opposite of mine: when we attempt to do their nails at home, they make a fuss and fight, but if we bring them to get it done professionally, they always comment on how well behaved and quiet the girls were. My wife hates the fact that Belle and Sora will never let her put nail polish on them(my wife wishes she had girly dogs, but we got a pack of tomboys).

Lets just say that the Wife did not inform me of their behavior, which was potentially disastrous for the vet tech.
1. TBone cries out
2. Frazzled goes berserk.
3. Film at eleven.