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**Platuan4th**

Is it Heresy? It's Heresy!

Is it Idleness? Heresy grows from Idleness!

**vaatbak**

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

You ruined my life !

**Gitkikka**

Well happy Mamzel Black day ! to you too!

Had to Google that one...

**Slarg232**

Frazzled wrote:I for welcome the end of the OT and its multiple daily reports. To quote the DCM forum, where you can go for all your OT needs:

Many years from now, new users will start to post questions "What was the Off Topic Forum" until the great sages of Dakka will reply.

"Gather round my children and I will tell you a story, a story of the OffTopic Wars. Many years ago, even before my time the great lands of Dakka prevailed against the ferocious Off Topic demons that desended across the realms of dakka. Eventually the wise sages of the Modquistion came together to deal withthe ever increasing threats. After many moons it was decreed that a new land come to being, a land where these demon could fester and grow without harming the lands of Truth and Light. But even the almight Modquistion could not invisage this monster they had created. For many years the sages did battle against overwhelming odds, forcing the creatures back each time with their Runes of Locking and Weiner Dog pictures. But alas, even the Modquistion could see the fight was for naught and throughout many years of contemplation the Sages degreed the land be burned and the almightest Rune of Locking was constructed to surround the land. All talk of the Off Topic is forbidden and you too should remain silent, lest the Runes of Banhammer be placed upon you"

Then one child pipes up "So bascially we're just covering it up just like we did the Squa....."

Not a day too soon I say.

So it is to be blackmail? Pay up, or no more fun fun silly willy?

**Lord Scythican**

It is all samusaran253's fault.

**vaatbak**

Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

He/she/it deserves its own sub-forum:

"The life and adventures of samusaran253"

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

No.

The culprit is global warming/climate change/climate disruption or whatever the hell they are calling the latest alarmist claptrap.

Have you been living in a cave for the last 10 years?

**Slarg232**

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

No.

The culprit is global warming/climate change/climate disruption or whatever the hell they are calling the latest alarmist claptrap.

Have you been living in a cave for the last 10 years?

CURSE YOU CLAPTRAPS!

**HellsGuardian316**

vaatbak wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

He/she/it deserves its own sub-forum:

"The life and adventures of samusaran253"

But you'd scroll down and all you'd see is Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked
Actually, that would be some achievement, getting you own threads locked in your own section.

**vaatbak**

HellsGuardian316 wrote:
vaatbak wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

He/she/it deserves its own sub-forum:

"The life and adventures of samusaran253"

But you'd scroll down and all you'd see is Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked

It would be glorious, indeed.

**Frazzled**

Slarg232 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:I for welcome the end of the OT and its multiple daily reports. To quote the DCM forum, where you can go for all your OT needs:

Many years from now, new users will start to post questions "What was the Off Topic Forum" until the great sages of Dakka will reply.

"Gather round my children and I will tell you a story, a story of the OffTopic Wars. Many years ago, even before my time the great lands of Dakka prevailed against the ferocious Off Topic demons that desended across the realms of dakka. Eventually the wise sages of the Modquistion came together to deal withthe ever increasing threats. After many moons it was decreed that a new land come to being, a land where these demon could fester and grow without harming the lands of Truth and Light. But even the almight Modquistion could not invisage this monster they had created. For many years the sages did battle against overwhelming odds, forcing the creatures back each time with their Runes of Locking and Weiner Dog pictures. But alas, even the Modquistion could see the fight was for naught and throughout many years of contemplation the Sages degreed the land be burned and the almightest Rune of Locking was constructed to surround the land. All talk of the Off Topic is forbidden and you too should remain silent, lest the Runes of Banhammer be placed upon you"

Then one child pipes up "So bascially we're just covering it up just like we did the Squa....."

Not a day too soon I say.

So it is to be blackmail? Pay up, or no more fun fun silly willy?

Don't think of it as blackmail. Think of it as...well think of it as blackmail.

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Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

Indeed, that and thread in Nuts and Bolts besmirching Frazzled's sacred honor. The weiners...er our investors...had to step in at that point.

**Samus_aran115**

Good Riddance.

**vaatbak**

vaatbak wrote:

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

You ruined my life !

I love you to random mod.

**Samus_aran115**

Oh wait. I can't make a thread. Too bad. It was going to be a good one: "Odd talents?"

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Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

At least it's not mine

**WarOne**

Samus_aran115 wrote:Oh wait. I can't make a thread. Too bad. It was going to be a good one: "Odd talents?"

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

At least it's not mine

Your just as responsible for this as samusaran253.

Not for nothing, but this is the time to splinter amongst ourselves, pointing fingers and blame at those who were not even remotely responsible. Take to the streets and pillage to your heart's content. Factionalize and divide DerpaDerpa for all time into warring camps of petty feuds and simmering hates.

I'll be enjoying all of it from the relative comfort of my DCM forum where threads like "The Roll Your Face on the Keyboard Thread" and "Ass Surgery and Snow" are just the glimmering nuggets of OT-ness we DCMs get to enjoy.

Oh yes, and DOOMFART is to blame too.

**NagothDaCleaver**

I await the clarity that our new Dachshund Overlords will bring

**Ratius**

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.

**Frazzled**

Ratius wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.

Hey mess with the weinerdog you get the teeth. Unless of course you spriing for DCM status and can enjoy naked weiner dog pics to your heart's content.
In the words of my daughter to her larger brother. "Thats what you get!!!!"

**HellsGuardian316**

WarOne wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:Oh wait. I can't make a thread. Too bad. It was going to be a good one: "Odd talents?"

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

At least it's not mine

Your just as responsible for this as samusaran253.

Not for nothing, but this is the time to splinter amongst ourselves, pointing fingers and blame at those who were not even remotely responsible. Take to the streets and pillage to your heart's content. Factionalize and divide DerpaDerpa for all time into warring camps of petty feuds and simmering hates.

I'll be enjoying all of it from the relative comfort of my DCM forum where threads like "The Roll Your Face on the Keyboard Thread" and "Ass Surgery and Snow" are just the glimmering nuggets of OT-ness we DCMs get to enjoy.

Oh yes, and DOOMFART is to blame too.

Don't forget the "How to build your own Rhino for $200" and "How many pencils can you fit up your nose?" threads, good times ... good times

**Ratius**

**WarOne**

Ratius wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.

He does it to spite all of you.

And Gailbraithe mostly.

**Lord Scythican**

Frazzled wrote:

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

Indeed, that and thread in Nuts and Bolts besmirching Frazzled's sacred honor. The weiners...er our investors...had to step in at that point.

It is sad though. I only hope some light is shined on this horrible moment. I have pictures of my weiners that I want to post in OT forum. Where will I post them now?

It almost seems worth it, to pay $25.00 to show you all my weiners.

**Manchu**

The people are unhappy?

*yawn*

Let them post cake.

**Frazzled**

WarOne wrote:
Ratius wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.

He does it to spite all of you.

And Gailbraithe mostly.

Yes, but if you were a DCM you would learn oall the secrets of Dachshundskrieg, and of course tutorials in ear hair rug manufacture.

**RiTides**

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:No.

The culprit is global warming/climate change/climate disruption or whatever the hell they are calling the latest alarmist claptrap.

Have you been living in a cave for the last 10 years?

How is that hole in the ozone treating you down there, Gonads? Based on the one sprig of hair in the profile pic, I'm starting to think it really may be the culprit

That, or malfred. And the lack of socks.

**vaatbak**

Lord Scythican wrote:
Frazzled wrote:

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.

Indeed, that and thread in Nuts and Bolts besmirching Frazzled's sacred honor. The weiners...er our investors...had to step in at that point.

It is sad though. I only hope some light is shined on this horrible moment. I have pictures of my weiners that I want to post in OT forum. Where will I post them now?

It almost seems worth it, to pay $25.00 to show you all my weiners.

I have a bigger weiner then you

wait, what?

**Soladrin**

Goodbye Dakka then I guess. It's pretty much all that still kept me here since I quit playing warhammer.

**WarOne**

Manchu wrote:

Let them post cake.

Here ya go:

I squeezed it out myself.

**BrassScorpion**

I will not miss seeing the ton of ridiculous, half-baked garbage I see posted in there. I avoid most of the topics just based on their titles knowing that to venture in there would be a trip to oblivion. I have often thought that the OT part of the forum should be closed and if this is an April Fools I'll be disappointed. I don't envy anyone having to moderate that part of the forum.

**Slarg232**

Frazzled wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:I for welcome the end of the OT and its multiple daily reports. To quote the DCM forum, where you can go for all your OT needs:

Many years from now, new users will start to post questions "What was the Off Topic Forum" until the great sages of Dakka will reply.

"Gather round my children and I will tell you a story, a story of the OffTopic Wars. Many years ago, even before my time the great lands of Dakka prevailed against the ferocious Off Topic demons that desended across the realms of dakka. Eventually the wise sages of the Modquistion came together to deal withthe ever increasing threats. After many moons it was decreed that a new land come to being, a land where these demon could fester and grow without harming the lands of Truth and Light. But even the almight Modquistion could not invisage this monster they had created. For many years the sages did battle against overwhelming odds, forcing the creatures back each time with their Runes of Locking and Weiner Dog pictures. But alas, even the Modquistion could see the fight was for naught and throughout many years of contemplation the Sages degreed the land be burned and the almightest Rune of Locking was constructed to surround the land. All talk of the Off Topic is forbidden and you too should remain silent, lest the Runes of Banhammer be placed upon you"

Then one child pipes up "So bascially we're just covering it up just like we did the Squa....."

Not a day too soon I say.

So it is to be blackmail? Pay up, or no more fun fun silly willy?

Don't think of it as blackmail. Think of it as...well think of it as blackmail.

Well, as long as your honest about it XD