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Khornholio wrote:Point 1, it's "Shire" not "moot". Just a pet peeve.

Touche sir!

I haven't worn a condom in like, 10 years....

My girlfriend and I are getting closer. I don't have to wear the condom all the time.

Just when we're having sex.

THIS THREAD CONTAINS ADULT THEMES.

Condoms are mandatory for me. I've told more than one person "not going there" because we didn't have any on hand. They didn't complain later, but I've had them be persistent at the time

Cannot wait until I turn twenty one. Visectime. Feth kids and feth condoms. I can still get it up and no risk of screaming vag-spawns.

Shadowbrand is happy.

The Museum of Genital Integrity? What sort of museum is that? And why is it on an island!?

Shadowbrand wrote:Cannot wait until I turn twenty one. Visectime. Feth kids and feth condoms. I can still get it up and no risk of screaming vag-spawns.

Shadowbrand is happy.

...But..the risk of STD's would still remain,so condoms would still be a "must use" unless you are in a "commited relationship" with one partner.

*This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*

biccat wrote:

Fafnir wrote:You generally shouldn't be having sex without a condom anyway, so that point is mute.

1) It's "moot", not "mute". No offense, it's just a pet peeve.

2) Believe it or not, lots of people have sex without using a condom. Your comment is like saying "women don't need the pill because men should be using a condom anyway."

Thanks. I was about to quote it and argue the same point, pretty much

Well I had a rule about if she has sores or things growing out of her whispering eye.

But there are no physical signs for HIV... *Rubs stubble*

I must create a AIDSdar.

I am HIVpositive it will work.

Of course he doesn't.

He never saved me.

Him not existing saved me from a sandworm, so ymmv

To all of you with your sandworms, the spice must flow

FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*

TM

Emperors Faithful wrote:

FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*

TM

Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.

FITZZ wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*

TM

Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.

and also means you can now get stuck with any lawsuits too

Revenent Reiko wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*

TM

Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.

and also means you can now get stuck with any lawsuits too

True...but the "perks" far outwiegh the "perils"...

FITZZ wrote:

Revenent Reiko wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*

TM

Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.

and also means you can now get stuck with any lawsuits too

True...but the "perks" far outwiegh the "perils"...

mmmmm.......perks.....

EDIT: HIGHLY impressed by the speed with which you provided pics too, well doe sir!

Where do I sign up to hang out with these clown girls? Is a foreskin required?

biccat wrote:

Fafnir wrote:You generally shouldn't be having sex without a condom anyway, so that point is mute.

2) Believe it or not, lots of people have sex without using a condom. Your comment is like saying "women don't need the pill because men should be using a condom anyway."

Regardless, you should be using some form of protection/knowledge that your partner is clean should be paramount. If you're in a committed, monogamous relationship with a partner who's sexual history you know fairly well, you won't need to use a condom nearly as much as a couple who are of the more promiscuous variety (contraception should still be used though!). I'm referencing more casual encounters, where STIs are easier to spread.

If you want to obsess over other peoples foreskin, well, that is no skin off my nose, but you seem like you were erecting these arguments before this thread ever even existed, which I find disconcerting.

Now now, I'm sure he's just foreplaying around.

To be fair, He has a point - perhaps I should take greater prickautions.

Brb I need cock inside me.

..What? Theirs a KFC down the street...Fething weirdo.

Shadowbrand wrote:Brb I need cock inside me.

..What? Theirs a KFC down the street...Fething weirdo.

I love having a big piece of dark meat as it's warm juices run down my throat. I get mine skinless. (see? I even stayed on topic )

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:Brb I need cock inside me.

..What? Theirs a KFC down the street...Fething weirdo.

I love having a big piece of dark meat as it's warm juices run down my throat. I get mine skinless. (see? I even stayed on topic )

Well played.

This is the line.

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Here is Cannerus.

It's like we're not even trying anymore.

If I'm beneath the red line, does that mean I need to post more?