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2011/05/16 22:26:20
Subject: Well, this exists
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The Hammer of Witches
A new day, a new time zone.
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Khornholio wrote:I like how his alter ego has a beard, but foreskin man doesn't. Does he only fight circumcision every 2 to 3 weeks?
When your only super power is growing and shedding facial hair on command, you end up being kind of desperate for whatever schtick you can get your hands on.
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"-Nonsense, the Inquisitor and his retinue are our hounoured guests, of course we should invite them to celebrate Four-armed Emperor-day with us..."
Thought for the Day - Never use the powerfist hand to wipe. |
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2011/05/16 22:28:41
Subject: Well, this exists
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Martial Arts Fiday
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He's not getting his hands on mine!
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2011/05/17 00:48:12
Subject: Well, this exists
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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SlaveToDorkness wrote:He's not getting his hands on mine!
I can't believe i am gonna ask this and that it is on topic but: Do you mean your foreskin or your beard?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/17 00:53:02
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OH GOD HE ASKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PREVERT!!!PREEEEEEEEVERT!!!!!!!!!
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2011/05/17 01:04:49
Subject: Well, this exists
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Since I only have one of those....that one.
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2011/05/17 01:08:08
Subject: Well, this exists
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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SlaveToDorkness wrote:Since I only have one of those....that one.
Hmmm...
That is either very personal or not...
I'm gonna go with beard... just to be safe.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/17 01:09:29
Subject: Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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This thread is scaring me.
Please stop. The fact that there is a foreskin superhero who goes around and stops circumcisions creeps me way the hell out.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/05/17 01:13:20
Subject: Well, this exists
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought
Potters Bar, UK
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purplefood wrote:SlaveToDorkness wrote:Since I only have one of those....that one.
Hmmm... That is either very personal or not... I'm gonna go with beard... just to be safe.
Good call. Always choose the beard. This is also the most ludicrous superhero ive seen since The Sentinel
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inmygravenimage wrote:Have courage, faith and beer, my friend - it will be done!
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Anonymity breeds aggression.
Chowderhead wrote:Just hit the "Triangle of Friendship", as I call it.
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2011/05/17 01:13:53
Subject: Well, this exists
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Martial Arts Fiday
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I can't wait to see what his arch nemesis' mask is made out of...
Oh wait, I CAN! ::shudders::
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2011/05/17 01:21:34
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Stormin' Stompa
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Glad he isn't real. 
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2011/05/17 01:34:40
Subject: Well, this exists
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Monster Rain wrote:Is his sidekick Smegma Lad?
Labia Lass.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2011/05/17 02:57:54
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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You know im not sure if this should make me laugh, or make me feel insulted...I think im gonna go with laughter 
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2011/05/17 03:05:03
Subject: Well, this exists
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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So activist groups (no matter their cause) try and further their goal and create a new generation of supports with comic books. It didn't work for PETA, and it didn't work for various politicians/governments, and I doubt it'll work here.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/05/17 03:12:01
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.
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2011/05/17 03:19:43
Subject: Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
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I'm pretty sure Foreskin Man is my new answer to "favorite superhero." What does FM think of piercings, I wonder?
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2011/05/17 03:43:13
Subject: Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I'm pretty sure Foreskin Man is my new answer to "favorite superhero." What does FM think of piercings, I wonder?
You're nuts. 
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2011/05/17 03:50:27
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Shouldn't he be wearing a hood or at least a turtleneck! I mean that seams obvious!
I love his chest logo, that is hilarious!
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"I don't have principles, and I consider any comment otherwise to be both threatening and insulting" - Dogma
"No, sorry, synonymous does not mean same".-Dogma
"If I say "I will hug you" I am threatening you" -Dogma |
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2011/05/17 03:54:26
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised
Really didn't want to know that. I didn't put a poll option in for a reason.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2011/05/17 04:04:39
Subject: Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Monster Rain wrote:There is a vas deferens between this nonsense and mainstream comic books.
Most excellent.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/05/17 04:24:52
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised
Really? I thought that might be how you chose your name Cheesecap!
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"I don't have principles, and I consider any comment otherwise to be both threatening and insulting" - Dogma
"No, sorry, synonymous does not mean same".-Dogma
"If I say "I will hug you" I am threatening you" -Dogma |
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2011/05/17 04:36:16
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Andrew1975 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised
Really? I thought that might be how you chose your name Cheesecap!
Nice.
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2011/05/17 05:53:35
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.
Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.
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2011/05/17 06:30:41
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Bryan Ansell
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Fafnir wrote:Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.
Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.
Thanks for the new phrase, I'm off to jump on the wife and tell her how 'erotically sensitive' I am this morning.
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2011/05/17 07:10:44
Subject: Well, this exists
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Nigel Stillman
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Ah, he comes into my life 21 years too late.
*looks down*
Sigh.......
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2011/05/17 10:19:36
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Stormin' Stompa
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You forgot to mention the higher chance for STD's...
Foreskin man isn't a superhero, he is a super VILLIAN!!!
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2011/05/17 10:25:58
Subject: Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Hey, urethra comic all you want! As far as I'm concerned, it's in poor taste.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/05/17 10:28:03
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Stormin' Stompa
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Bravo
Also, inb4 Cut vs. Uncut thread
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2011/05/17 11:02:35
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Fixture of Dakka
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Fafnir wrote:Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.
Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision
Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.
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Worship me. |
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2011/05/17 11:48:52
Subject: Re:Well, this exists
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Fafnir wrote:Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.
Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision
Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.
I think he's been reading the comic.
I'm trying to imagine Rob Liefeld drawing this character. On second thought, no, I'm not.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2011/05/17 12:18:58
Subject: Well, this exists
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Albatross wrote:Hey, urethra comic all you want! As far as I'm concerned, it's in poor taste.
I racked my brain trying to come up with one for urethra and to no avail.
Brilliant, sir. Simply brilliant.
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