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Yes, we will be training with our rifles, and our bayonets, and our fists, and our foreheads, but no cheese till your finished your training!

lol, I agree. Anyways, it wasnt me that failed..

You mean this bayonet?
*pushes button*
(two stiletto bayonets pop out from around the barrel)
or do you mean this 'bayonet'?
*pushes other button*
he quickly reverses his grip as a large axe blade slides out of the stock.

I think the big axe..

You'll be training with all of them, for 12 hours, straight, with no breaks, and no cheese, now shut up and get to it.

me?!!! cheese for everyone!

Your not actually in my platoon, but you can tag along if you want.

30 minutes later...
Cheslav - sir, I've already destroyed all of the training dummies - what do I do now?

Dimitrix - DESTROY THEM MOAR!

Cheslav - But sir, after i chopped them up, you ordered me to practice my Molotov Cocktail throwing skills: as always, they were impeccable.

Dimitrix - DESTROY THEIR ASHES!

Cheslav - but a strong wind picked up and the ashes got blown away

Dimitrix - FINE! GO RUN 12 HOURS OF LAPS!

Cheslav - The track was destroyed in the last air raid.

Dimitrix - GO REBUILD THE TRACKS!

Cheslav - Sir?

Dimitrix - ...

Cheslav - Can I go now?

Dimitrix - fine. here's some (hands over Grey Knights codex - Zing! JK's)

*eats cheese* (no, not the grey knights codex, actual cheese)

Cheslav I changed my mind, you get to be my sparing partner, use whatever close combat weapon you want, I'll be useing purge. Also its now your job to make some more dummies, since your the one who destroyed them.

P.S. Don't do that again, I mean write what my character is saying/doing, you have no right to do that.

Just wondering, but would there be interest in a IRM channel, just like in the 222nd Catachan?
http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23Batavira&server=irc.mibbit.net
That's the chat.

but you know that is exactly what you would have said...

loner wrote:Just wondering, but would there be interest in a IRM channel, just like in the 222nd Catachan?
http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23Batavira&server=irc.mibbit.net
That's the chat.

doesnt load at me

Added a link to the story on the first page.
If anyone writes one, just let me know and I'll place the link in the first page.

thenoobbomb wrote:

loner wrote:Just wondering, but would there be interest in a IRM channel, just like in the 222nd Catachan?
http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23Batavira&server=irc.mibbit.net
That's the chat.

doesnt load at me

uuse google chrome free download

Woooooo!!!!! we killed some green skin scum!
I suggest we stop flanking and hit them with everything weve got from the start!sir!

If your suggesting that my platoon be removed, or that their duties should be changed to fit your personal discreation, then your on latrine duty trooper. If you were trying to say something else, shut up.

I've been thinking about the following idea:
How about we all make a continuing story where all the characters take place?
Everyone can add a new part if they like and they may decide what happens in that part.
THey can go to combat, go to camp or do whatever you want.

There are only three conditions:
It must be between 50-500 words.
You cannot kill someone else his/her character.
You cannot post two times in a row.

If there are atleast two other people supporting this, then I'll make a thread for it.

sounds good!

Indeed, it does!
Im thinking what he will do.. but first, lets finish my own story

Here is the link to the story:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/378693.page

I really thing this is a great idea, it will allow people to show us more about there characters, whilst similtainiously creating a good story for everyone to enjoy, good idea sir!

Yep, it is a great idea!
MOAR PEOPLE POST STORIES!

i will be happy to create more diagrams:L

We don't need more diagrams, we need more people to participate. Diagrams suck, people are awesome.

I like diagrams kid. I'm not liking your attitude much though.

Sorry, I was just trying to get people to participate, I didn't mean to upset you.

Oh. Well, what do I have to say

thenoobbomb wrote:Oh. Well, what do I have to say

How about adding a new part to the story? Or getting new recruits?

The continuing story can be found here!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/378693.page

Maybe we should come up with some codenames/nicknames for the platoons, it would be cooler than just refering to them 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/theorderlyroom/a/alphabet.htm
This is the military alphabet, often used for codenames, we can also make up a few of our own if we want.

I'm liking that idea! But get better names the phonetic is used for everything. and maybe individual squad names?
like...the runners? or the devours?