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... when your Crisis Battlesuit squads are holding out on a control point against a Guardsman squad as they approach the objective, confident that even in close combat the puny Guard won't be able to take you on, and then you realize... Straken is leading the charge.


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killykavekommando wrote:-when all 4 of your tanks are destroyed in 1 turn by the enemy's artillery

... when you deploy 9 tanks and feel awesome behind your WALL OF IRON and then you realize... your enemy just deployed 3 Fire Prisms.

...When you laugh at your opponents puny army, and then realise on the next turn he has 3x that in reserve

When you realise your opponent brought 'Stealers - against your foot slogging guard.

That same opponent invites you for a game at his house, and reveals his 1.5X1.5 metre table.

You realise those coke cans are Proxy Dreads.

You want to play Tau - and realise you have too many armies already.

you bring mephiston to a 1k list and realize you opponent is eldar.

Oh, I was the eldar player, was a good day.

chaoslooksgood wrote:...When you laugh at your opponents puny army, and then realise on the next turn he has 3x that in reserve

+1

when your 24 gaunts die because of one squad of shooting.
why killykavekmmando, why

When you go to your first tourny and your first opponent has 2 landraiders in a 1k tourney and all you have is one broadside that can harm it.

that sinking feeling when you realize your opponent is TFG who measures 6 inches but really moves 7.
and the scatter dice always moves towards his benefit.

That sinking feeling when you realize that the fluff for your army dosn't live up to it's hype

pinoypower wrote:when your 24 gaunts die because of one squad of shooting.
why killykavekmmando, why

I LOVE rapid fire! ha! tried to charge and ended up like 5 inches away from my fire warriors. then i rapid fired you. Hehehehehehe

... when the guy puts down an army of (卐) marines.

sora914 wrote:That sinking feeling when you realize that the fluff for your army dosn't live up to it's hype

...I'm depressed now.

When your ripper swarms are killed when they deep strike behind enemy lines.
The horror!!
The indescribable horror

i have a feeling it will happen

...When your enemy insists that hormagaunts only have 1 attack, and you don't have the codex, and so their squad of 10 boyz kills off half of your army in a single turn (this goes out to you, pinoypower. that was really unfair of, considering your hormagaunts didn't even get to reroll 1's)

40k: When the Battle Cannon Template does not scatter.

Warmachine: When Epic Cain just uses Gate crasher.

I really have to remember these rules.
when a broodlord survives 30 boyz attacks.

You know you get that sinking feeling when you realize your opponent has a pure marine template army. And im using the Marines.

Oh templates and blasts of ap 3, 2 and 1, how i love to use thee against the tyranids.

Pinoypower! there was a nob, too!

too bad my fire warriors ended up killing Knox's orks in the end (we did a 3-way match, other dakkalites)
I was surprised at how your mycetic spore ended up as your last survivor, though

you didn't think it was a threat so it would have died if you would have concentrated fire at it.
when you realise that your army list is illigal like 3 HQ in 500 points or 10 elites in a 1000 point game. IDK something random

killykavekommando wrote:Pinoypower! there was a nob, too!

too bad my fire warriors ended up killing Knox's orks in the end (we did a 3-way match, other dakkalites)
I was surprised at how your mycetic spore ended up as your last survivor, though

I don't under stand how the mycetic spore would have gotten to the western style shoot out, what did the orks carry it or something.

No, remember, it had fallen there, but all of the stealers were gone by the time the firefight happened.

... when you have your opponent's IG army cornered, and a smile creeps up on his/her face.
... when an army other than your own gets a massive update.

When you turbo boost your important units to avoid the missile spam coming their way only to realize later you sent them toward a Land Raider with Inferno Cannons. Oy

when you have too much conversation on a thread.

That sinking feeling that you get...

...when you realize that the Dark Eldar player just won the roll for first turn.

That sinking feeling you get... when Draigo gets turned into Chaos Spawn.

... when you look away for a moment and look back and realize the Tau player has just placed 16 marker lights on your tank squad because he finally got angry.

ChiliPowderKeg wrote: Unlike you lot I love playing my space Hindu utilitarian anime robot fish cow people.

That one's goin in the sig too

When you have just been charged by a winged hive tyrant who was just across the board a second ago.
When your hq gets fired at by a dakkafex without cover

When my 6 dreadnoughts ram you with 2win linked lascannons and middle launchers