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Painted cat + chemicals = Zombie cat!

So crazy it might just work!

The Citadel paints I have are made in France so they must be edible.
The definition of omnivore: An animal or person that eats all things ie a Frenchman.

Lol.

Kimzi Cay kee's new avatar!
one unpainted kitty nya!

My cat drinks from my paint water, from my water glass, and refuses to drink from his bowl. He constantly throws food in the water, making it nasty, so he seeks my drink. Today, I attempted to get a Yoo-Hoo (feeling nostalgic for childhood) and he tried to drink that from the can. Anyway, I have no issues with him on my gaming table. He doesn't knock models over, he doesn't try to eat them (however, I am missing an apothecary....) and he pretty much ignores warhammer stuff in general. He's the perfect cat. He's also totally obedient and actually COMES when I call him. He also likes to cuddle with people. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he had his mind switched with a dog. Just don't rub his belly...death soon follows.

Wanna swap
Have had a measly two hours shut eye and Smudge is insisting on playing WW3

If she doesn't quit soon and let me get some sleep am going to retaliate with a size nine nuke up her arse

timetowaste85 wrote:My cat drinks from my paint water, from my water glass, and refuses to drink from his bowl. He constantly throws food in the water, making it nasty, so he seeks my drink. Today, I attempted to get a Yoo-Hoo (feeling nostalgic for childhood) and he tried to drink that from the can. Anyway, I have no issues with him on my gaming table. He doesn't knock models over, he doesn't try to eat them (however, I am missing an apothecary....) and he pretty much ignores warhammer stuff in general. He's the perfect cat. He's also totally obedient and actually COMES when I call him. He also likes to cuddle with people. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he had his mind switched with a dog. Just don't rub his belly...death soon follows.

Totally obedient? Really? Mine is the exact opposite! In fact sometimes when I call him or say stuff to him - I'm sure if he could he'd give me the finger (or would that be toe/paw?) or tell me to bugger off! Although he is quite cuddly and does like to be around people - but affection is only on his terms and when he wants - and it usually involves him pummelling me!

Radioactive cat FTW?

Whenever I see this thread in the index, I laugh.

Lol. The cat in my avatar is the one that got painted accidentally.

I still laugh whenever I come here.
Beautiful cat by the way.

Yep, nice pussy!

Lol.

timetowaste85 wrote:My cat drinks from my paint water, from my water glass, and refuses to drink from his bowl. He constantly throws food in the water, making it nasty, so he seeks my drink. Today, I attempted to get a Yoo-Hoo (feeling nostalgic for childhood) and he tried to drink that from the can. Anyway, I have no issues with him on my gaming table. He doesn't knock models over, he doesn't try to eat them (however, I am missing an apothecary....) and he pretty much ignores warhammer stuff in general. He's the perfect cat. He's also totally obedient and actually COMES when I call him. He also likes to cuddle with people. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he had his mind switched with a dog. Just don't rub his belly...death soon follows.

That is much the like the cat we have here.

The old cat used to jump on to the table and knock everything off. He also seemed to seek paint out a lot, when we redecorated the kitchen there were tiny white gloss paw prints all over the place.

Gotta love pets. They are always so helpful and kind. <3

Has anyone seen this one yet?

Two questions:

1. Is there a good method for basing?
2. How would I go about converting to inquisitor scale?

monkeyh wrote:

timetowaste85 wrote:My cat drinks from my paint water, from my water glass, and refuses to drink from his bowl. He constantly throws food in the water, making it nasty, so he seeks my drink. Today, I attempted to get a Yoo-Hoo (feeling nostalgic for childhood) and he tried to drink that from the can. Anyway, I have no issues with him on my gaming table. He doesn't knock models over, he doesn't try to eat them (however, I am missing an apothecary....) and he pretty much ignores warhammer stuff in general. He's the perfect cat. He's also totally obedient and actually COMES when I call him. He also likes to cuddle with people. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he had his mind switched with a dog. Just don't rub his belly...death soon follows.

Totally obedient? Really? Mine is the exact opposite! In fact sometimes when I call him or say stuff to him - I'm sure if he could he'd give me the finger (or would that be toe/paw?) or tell me to bugger off! Although he is quite cuddly and does like to be around people - but affection is only on his terms and when he wants - and it usually involves him pummelling me!

Well, my cat does occasionally pummel me too. I was chilling with friends one night, playing Mortal Kombat on the Xbox and he just walked over to me, looked me in the eye and hauled back and b***h slapped me in the face. It was so funny I couldn't even get mad. He does tend to go nuts at midnight, but he never harms warhammer. Sometimes, if pet the wrong way, I think he's rabid, cause he just attacks. But, ever since I saw Quarantine, I thought catching rabies might be fun

Nocturn wrote:Has anyone seen this one yet?

Two questions:

1. Is there a good method for basing?
2. How would I go about converting to inquisitor scale?

1: I find that corkboard and sand work pretty well.
2: I hope you're comfortable with green stuff. Or have a spare bobcat lying around. That might make things easier.

How about a litter tray for number 1

and number two come to think of it!

Nocturn wrote:Has anyone seen this one yet?

Two questions:

1. Is there a good method for basing?
2. How would I go about converting to inquisitor scale?

Pikachu cat? Mega lol How did they do that? If you painted a cat - even with an airbrush - it'd go all soggy and bedraggled - he looks all cute & fluffy.

I wonder if that cat can do any special attacks..

I bet it isn't easy shoving it back inside one of those balls.

monkeyh wrote:

Nocturn wrote:Has anyone seen this one yet?

Two questions:

1. Is there a good method for basing?
2. How would I go about converting to inquisitor scale?

Pikachu cat? Mega lol How did they do that? If you painted a cat - even with an airbrush - it'd go all soggy and bedraggled - he looks all cute & fluffy.

Not sure. I know you can dye an animal a solid color, because my sister (who gets whatever she wants) got her yapper dog dyed pink. No idea how they did the spots though, because they're fairly clean circles, and the colors would most likely bleed.

My cat loves drinking my paint water. Occasionally it stains their whiskers and fur. I have also sometimes found the odd mini in their trophy pile. They also do not like the smell of modeling glue.

Well at least my cat is nice enough to offer me a trade for the paint she eat and the models she attacks. At night she goes out, catches a live frog, and gives it to me. She does this at least 2 times a week. And the frogs are usually completely unharmed. She just picks them up and puts them inside.
Thank you, cat. Now I have to go out in the rain to put the frog back. Again.
Maybe I should start using them as interesting terrain pieces for my next game.

Are you sure its not the same frog and has some kind of deal with your cat? Beware the furry one!

Could be. Sometimes I suspect they are playing games with me... Testing me... Maybe it's an experiment!

They are just plotting to kill you .

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com

Tauzor wrote:They are just plotting to kill you .

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com

I have suspected for a long time that my cat has been secretly plotting against me - trying to cut me up as I walk down the stairs - pummelling me to see if I'm ready to be consumed - this article is the proof that I have been looking for!