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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Your just saying that because hes a dreamy rock star
   
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Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

albatross is a dreamy rock star?...

And if ya'll look like this, ima be terrified if i go to the platinum devil thing.

Nom
   
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps






Bristol

I might be a girl....
   
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Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

Vitruvian XVII wrote:I might be a girl....


As opposed to...



Nom
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

You're on top of the pyramid if my Corpsey-vision is correct.
   
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Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

KingCracker wrote:You guys are trying to bring grunge back me thinks


I would be completely satisfied with a rebirth of grunge.

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
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Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

Someone define grunge?

NOm
   
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps





South Wales

An old photo of fat me making my happy face.

Spoiler:


This is my daily erotic asphyxiation session.

Spoiler:

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Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps






Bristol

Corpsesarefun wrote:You're on top of the pyramid if my Corpsey-vision is correct.


Very clever! I salute you
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

This is my daily erotic asphyxiation session.


That made me chuckle. Nicely done
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Vitruvian XVII wrote:
Corpsesarefun wrote:You're on top of the pyramid if my Corpsey-vision is correct.


Very clever! I salute you


I'm not wholly sure how I knew that, I'm proud regardless.
   
Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

MrDwhitey wrote:An old photo of fat me making my happy face.

Spoiler:


This is my daily erotic asphyxiation session.

Spoiler:

You're such a chav Whitey...

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Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Me, sitting on my now girlfriend.

Spoiler:


This of course was swiftly followed by this image:

Spoiler:


Don't feth with dancers. They'll kill you.

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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






I need to take a picture of me turtleing Linda.
I've figured out if I hold one of her legs up she's helpless, like a turtle.

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 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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Veteran ORC







That's just payback. You'll learn about that really soon, young padawan. Your going to get yelled at for things you'll have no idea you even did, and don't even get me started on the baaaaad things.

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

AustonT wrote:I need to take a picture of me turtleing Linda.
I've figured out if I hold one of her legs up she's helpless, like a turtle.

This made me laugh. "Turtling"? That's fething hilarious!

Slarg232 wrote:That's just payback. You'll learn about that really soon, young padawan. Your going to get yelled at for things you'll have no idea you even did, and don't even get me started on the baaaaad things.

I have much to learn, o mast-

Wait a sec! I'd rather get dating advice from fething Avatar than you! Go away!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Chowderhead wrote:
AustonT wrote:I need to take a picture of me turtleing Linda.
I've figured out if I hold one of her legs up she's helpless, like a turtle.

This made me laugh. "Turtling"? That's fething hilarious!

It's a legitimate threat in my house, "nag,nag,nag"
"You'd better stop or I'll come in there and turtle you"

I tried to convince her that we should do it Sean Connery's way, he's been married what for nearly 40 years now.


Instead we settled on turtleing (well I did, she throws things).

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 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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Runnin up on ya.

Photo from when I had hair...years ago. Shirt was a staff shirt when I was an RA in the football dorm.



Visiting the relatives near Nagano at Jigoku-dani (hell valley).


Listening to my wife, like an idiot, and striking a "dances with samurai" pose in Kyoto.



And that's enough of my ugly mug.

Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

"Turtling" has another meaning that makes these last few posts hilarious beyond description.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

According to UD, it has many meanings, of which I recognise only 2; 1 because i'm a gamer, and 1 because i'm a man, and men are usually interested in this subject (sometimes a little too enthusiasticly)

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





Michigan

Here's my favorite picture of me ever.



And here's a picture of me from 4 years ago when I was more in shape.


   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

Zefig wrote:Here's my favorite picture of me ever.






You're totally stealing purplefood's look.
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





Michigan

rubiksnoob wrote:
Zefig wrote:Here's my favorite picture of me ever.






You're totally stealing purplefood's look.


Shhhhhhhh! No one was supposed to find out because I went back in time to do it!

   
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms





Auburn CA

Chowder you are the most tan person I know... How did you buy that much spray?

 
   
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

Corpsesarefun wrote:Angry party corpses is angry.



He is also force choking someone offscreen.


It strikes me that we have very similar hair.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot






Slarg232 wrote:That's just payback. You'll learn about that really soon, young padawan. Your going to get yelled at for things you'll have no idea you even did, and don't even get me started on the baaaaad things.



Yeppers, best thing I found to do is go " yes dear, I know dear, yes it's all my fault" just remember acceptance is the key to life. Just accept the fact that you have no bloody clue what she is talking, you will never know what she is nattering on about and that no matter what ITS ALWAYS ALL YOUR FAULT and things should be fine =o]


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Zefig wrote:Here's my favorite picture of me ever.




Is that a traffic cone on your head? If so

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Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

Well these are some pictures form about two years to one and a half years ago.

Here is me, walking back from school.




In school: (I'm the bored looking one in the left of the front row. My cousin is saying something to the teacher.)



A drive to my aunt's house




Making dinner




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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

Please be careful when posting your pictures, remember that we try for around a PG 13 rating and there are, alas, certain things that aren't really suitable for here. What you do for personal recreation is entirely your business and best left that way. Thanks.

... Gotta admit I was worried about the " sitting on my now girlfriend" label for a small eternity before I clicked, but seems my heart attack is excitement for a future day.

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Johnny-Crass wrote:Chowder you are the most tan person I know... How did you buy that much spray?

Spray tans are for schmucks.

I'm sailing 4-7 hours a day in the summer, without sunscreen. I actually get a really bad sunglasses tan, and an atrocious farmer's tan.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought






Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany

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