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**snurl**

Granted. It's 1/56 scale.

I wish to become invisible.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Your interaction with other humans is effectively over.

I wish for an army of half naked Frazetta women to do my bidding.

**SirStudent**

Granted. However, these women will be hunting you down to kill you for the rest of your life.

I wish for a buffet of smoked lobsters with Sean Connery.

**snurl**

Granted. But Sean Connory tastes funny with lobsters.

I wish for new boots.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But they never really "break in" and your feet are plagued by weeping blisters.

I wish for Justices Ginsburg and Sotomayor to mercilessly haze the feth out of Justice Kavanaugh.

**snurl**

Granted. But he finds out who put them up to it. Your next minor infraction will become a federal matter.

I wish for a politics-free intenet.

**1hadhq**

Granted. The NetzDG from Heiko Maas is out of control and a bit loose with its definitions, so everything is considered Politics and auto-deleted because there could be hate and the could be speech...

I wish we get a mini-ice-age.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It sits in a snow globe on your desk.

I wish to ride a hot air balloon...

**snurl**

Granted. Straight down, fast.

I wish to own a farm.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's 40 acres with a 6 figure loan and you are the sole working hand available.

I wish for to Praise the Lord and Mr. Ford and Follow that Microbus 10-4!

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but since all truckers are on meth now they run you off the road due to paranoia.

I wish the suede denim secret police would come for your uncool niece.

**snurl**

Granted. She rats you out.

I wish for some pizza.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you've become deathly allergic to gluten.

I wish for an Ork best friend

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but he drags you along on the next waaagh and you die quickly.

I wish I could make all bad music go away.

**snurl**

Granted. You're deaf.

I wish to know how to base miniature pumpkins.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it's a pretty blood-soaked method

I wish to be exempt form local and federal laws.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You're good until the Mueller report is released, Mr Trump.

I wish I had a 3D printer that made really good sandwiches.

**snurl**

Granted. The sandwiches look great but taste like plastic.

I wish to be able to smell fear.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but so can everyone else. You are quickly regulated to the bottom of the social food chain as far scarier and musclar men claim the money, property, and romantic aspects you once aspired to.

I wish to be able to eat souls.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The indigestion is truly horrible.

I wish the gardeners outside had a mute button.

**Valkyrie**

Granted, the gardeners are now mutes. They continue mowing and chopping branches, unable to speak.

I wish for a completely ad-free internet.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Internet companies now make their money by hijacking your browser and just taking you to other company's sites.

I wish to have hope in my heart

**snurl**

Granted. She clogs it up within seconds and needs to be removed.

I wish to be able to see in the dark a bit better.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You can't see in the daylight at all.

I wish I knew at what point weapons that shoot plague became acceptable to me in a science fiction wargame.

**snurl**

Granted. It was the moment when you realised how overpowered they were, and how a few squads equipped with them could ensure your certain victory.

I wish for some good cider.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It's made using pee. But its REALLY good.

I wish GW made ruins for Titanicus...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. They're Forgeworld and are $300 a set.

I wish I could get a full night's sleep.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a full nights sleep. Just one.

I wish for an air compressor.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! The wind gods become fed up with you compressing their offspring and deliver a category 5 tornado to your residence as reckoning.

I wish there was a decent food truck that routinely serviced my neighborhood.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. After a hilarious misunderstanding involving sleep deprivation, your airbrush and some mumbled words, they think you tried to rob them. You can smell the fantastic food every noon and 5:00 o'clock, but coming within sight of the truck just results in them brandishing firearms and calling the cops again.

The food smells really good though.

I wish for a free personal donut delivery service