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**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it attracts others that want your haul and they've put a bounty on you and your stuff.

I wish my wife would finish making dinner.

**snurl**

Granted. She is done making dinner. For good.

I wish the neighbors would rake up their fething leaves before they blow over here.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The neighbors rake the fething leaves up into your yard.

I wish Totino's Pizza were good for you...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Totino's Pizza eaters replace Vegans as annoying health food nuts. You're at the vanguard of the Totino's movement and the whole internet does not like you.

I wish one of the 2 Daemon Prince's I'm painting would paint the other one.

**snurl**

Granted. But it doesn't stop there, oh no. It soon paints all of your other figures and terrain in randomly chosen demonic colors, then starts in on the furniture, the walls, and your mom.

I wish squirrels and skunks ate leaves.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, they pull all the fresh ones from the trees and leave them half eaten on your lawn.

I wish the fires in California were smokeless

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The California fires now emit pumpkin spice flavored vape.

I wish smoking were healthy...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted and with the new healthy smoking craze comes $37 packs of cigarettes.

I wish for a personal barber.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They've determined that you look best in a trim buzz cut. You need to sit still every morning while they get it just right for the day.

I wish for my desk toys to come alive

**snurl**

Granted. They quickly wander off the edge and die horrible little deaths.

I wish to have a day off.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You get to spend it helping friends move furniture from an apartment on the 10th floor with no elevator to an apartment across the street that is also on the 10th floor and also has no elevator.

I wish the restaurant next door served tacos...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted and enjoy your Texas Chainsaw Massacre-style (made from people) tacos.

I wish when I went to casinos to eat I didn't have the smell of cigarettes in my nose for the next 2 days.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's been replaced by the smell of the Anal leakage you keep picking up afterwards

I wish my city wasn't sold out of Air Filter Masks

**snurl**

Granted. They have plenty of defective ones.

I wish for a quick night.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The Earth's rotation speeds up 10x for a shorter night and subsequently ends civilization. Thanks.

I wish TCM Underground was on right now.

**snurl**

Granted. But you fall asleep and miss it.

I wish for some seafood.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Your diving gear and speargun awaits you in San Diego. Happy hunting.

I wish the local brick & mortar game store had 30 minutes or less delivery.

**Valkyrie**

Granted, but the extra-express-shipping costs are 10x the value of the item.

I wish for a better memory.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a 50GB USB Memory stick.

I wish for free cookies.

**gruebot**

GRANTED!They're BBQ Ranch flavored snickerdoodles.

I wish for a breakfast burrito...

**snurl**

Granted. But you must take it from Harambe.

I wish for another slice of wonderful stuffed pizza.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it's covered in snot

I wish my Grot Tank fired real grots

**gruebot**

GRANTED! However it only fires them from their stupid little Grot jobs instead of the cannon.

I wish to go to a tropical island for the weekend...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Have fun with those cannibal natives.

I wish the cat had not just jumped directly on the hernia repair I got yesterday.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The cat jump into it instead

I wish for more Blue Cows

**snurl**

Granted. You have over 200 million of them stacked all around you and no way out.

I wish for turkey.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it's a jive turkey.

I wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.

Just kidding. I wish for 30 million dollars tax free.

**snurl**

Granted. The money is a sack full of pennies and it drops on your head from far above.

I wish everyone a happy thanksgiving too, and i wish for warmer weather.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted we'll all go watch the sea levels rise as it gets warmer.

I wish the Megadeth song Black Friday was played real loud all day at every Black Friday sale.

**snurl**

Granted. It only serves to intensify the frenzied mobs to even more violence and debauchery.

I wish to remain calm while shopping.