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**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The lack of aggression means all the good deals are bought by someone else.

I wish the leftover turkey would last another week.

**snurl**

Granted. You pass out for 7 days. There is still leftover turkey.

I wish to be able to decline projects politely.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Christmas is cancelled this year.

I wish for fresh untainted romaine lettuce...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's full of spiders. Clean Spiders, mind you.

I wish for professionalism in my coworkers.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but since posting about their professionalism on a public forum is unprofessional you're fired.

I wish those damn kids would get off my lawn.

**snurl**

Granted. Their parents are out there hollering for you.

I wish i could eat like i used to.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Your after-meal bowel movements haven't changed however. Good luck.

I wish for an infinite supply of miniatures bits.

**snurl**

Granted. You find them in every bowel movement. Those wings are a killer.

I wish for glue that actually works.

**ChargerIIC**

snurl wrote:
Granted. You find them in every bowel movement. Those wings are a killer.

I wish for glue that actually works.

After that wish grant, I'm gonna hope for Glue that actually works too....

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Granted. It won't come out of the bottle.

I wish for an iced coffee machine in my office.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but in cruel twist of fate all bathrooms are out of service.You have to keep a piss bottle handy like truckers do to get rid of that coffee.

I wish Chapter Approved & the Vigilius book were out.

**snurl**

Granted. But due to a printing error, each book contains half of the pages for the other, meaning both must be owned to make sense of either.

I wish GW never reads that last wish grant, i don't want them to get any bright ideas.

**Ginjitzu**

Granted, so now all of their ideas are dull and pointless, such as... making all transport vehicles cost 0 points?

I wish that they would stock every kit they've ever made forever, without ever discontinuing anything.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. 'They' being the Russian Industrial-Military Complex and not any game company.

I wish it would snow in the California Bay Area

**Valkyrie**

Granted but it's yellow snow.

I wish for a more comfortable temperature in the UK.

**snurl**

Granted. It's one degree, the penguins love it.

I wish to quit smoking.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. After a crazy night on the town you've been completely cured of smoking, but have picked up a nasty heroin habit.

I wish all countries could be America

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but they're South America.

I wish for some White Castle.

**snurl**

Granted. You spill white paint on your Mighty Fortress.

I wish to finish painting my old lead.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You get lead poisoning.

I wish Daredevil wasn't cancelled.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but now its a gritty political action drama written by the Clinton Foundation

I wish I could watch RiffTrax on my XBox

**snurl**

Granted. You can but it costs $49.95 per minute.

I wish to travel.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Have fun in northern Pakistan.

I wish windows 10 didn't suck so bad.

**snurl**

Granted. It only sucks when you use it.

I wish to remember where i stashed those spider fangs.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's in your cat's bowels.

I wish everyone at work would forget where I sat

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You also forget & are promptly fired for aimlessly wandering the halls and pestering everyone to find you seat.

I wish I were wide awake...

**Lupus Mortem**

GRanted but your coffee has been spiked with meth and today is random drug test day at work. Maybe you'll get your first unenjoyment check before New Years.

I wish Disturbed's cover of Sound of Silence wasn't so damn good.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The lead singer confesses it's really about his love of white supremacy. You'll never enjoy the song so much again.

I wish for a 20" pepperoni pizza delivered to my desk.

**Hawky**

Granted. The delivery guy got delayed while on the way. For a week.

I wish the Engineer from TF2 had his own unit profile for 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. But he's been so nerfed he's barely recognizable.

I wish to play some Mordheim again soon.

**Hawky**

Granted. Your opponent fields a horde with nothing but clubs and daggers.

I wish for socks that smell after flowers.