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**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's the flower from the 'Titan Arum', or corpse flower, and the ungodly stench causes the villagers to drive you from the town with pitchforks and torches.

I wish for my son to be given a full scholarship to his first-choice college.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They soon leave you to find more flowers (edit

in the local hippie commune, forgetting all about their classes.

I wish for more primer paint.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You get that 1 awesome can that clogs all the way down that interior stem after about 6 sprays.

I wish Trump supporters would start dating outside their families.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They've all started dating your relatives, including several coming to live with you while they work out these new, passionate, and public relationships.

I wish all campaign donations were illegal.

**Hawky**

Granted. Tax rise is approved, so you donate their campaigns involuntarily.

I wish I stop forgetting so much stuff.

**snurl**

Granted. You now only forget the important stuff.

I wish vacation lasted until spring.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but you get so used to not working you're fired for bad work habits after spring.

I wish all my Christmas shopping was done.

**snurl**

Granted. You've finally finished last year's shopping.

I wish for a bigger Christmas Tree.

**Hawky**

Ninja'd: Granted. All stores are closed except one that sells aromatic candles, so you can't do your shopping enywhere else. Everyone gets candles!

Snurl: Granted. Your tree is so big you had to demolish part of your house to fit it in.

I wish for more food.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You've been buried over a giant can of Surströmming

I wish DakkaDakka's SSL cert wouldn't expire

**NoPoet**

Granted, it remains permanent and legitimate, but you receive at least one email per day advising you of this. Occasionally you also get texts and phone calls about it.

I wish I was able to finish more writing and help encourage other people with theirs.

**Hawky**

Granted. Your encouragements resulted in a book called "How to be worse than Stalin" and it is an instant bestseller, compread to your "Hugs, Rainbows and Bunnies" book.

I wish there was 0% unemployment.

**snurl**

Granted. Everything closes and shuts down.

I wish the cat would find something better to do.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The cat has run off to join the circus.

I wish Dinosaurs would make a come back

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but they are all strident Jehovah Witnesses and soon control all the major world governments

I wish for a perfect understanding of computer programming

**Hawky**

Granted. You are so brilliant that you ended up in a padded cell anyway.

I wish for supersonic roller-skates.

**snurl**

Granted. You can't catch them.

I wish for lunch.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's a toast sandwich.

I wish our office had a real fireplace

**snurl**

Granted. OSHA forbids using it.

I wish for a happy Christmas for all Dakkites!

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Everybody gets a figgy pudding with a miniature inside.

I wish I was sitting in a 102F degree hot tub right now with a lit Liga Privada in my mouth and a glass of Jefferson's Ocean-Cask Strength bourbon in my hand...

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You pass out from heat exhaustion and drown.

I wish my holiday bonus were double...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but they are now loans

I wish for quiet

**snurl**

Granted. The drums have stopped.

I wish for a talking snowman.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! He won't shut up.

I wish for hot cocoa...

**snurl**

Granted. You have hot cocoa but no cup or mug.

I wish for more gaming.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! However the only games available to you are Mall Madness, LDS Church History Game & Donald Trump: The Game.

I wish for more snow...

**snurl**

Granted. You are stuck inside a snow globe, where a perpetual blizzard never stops.

I wish for a few extra days off.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The government shutdown has made its way to your industry and you have no idea when you're oing back to work.

I wish the New Years entertainment options around here were not so lame.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a big box of alcohol and fireworks. Have fun!

I wish for more fireworks.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You get fined $500 for using them in city limits.

I wish there was a coffee pipeline from the kitchen to my man cave.