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**gruebot**

GRANTED! The pipes burst and now have to deal with a massive coffee spill.

I wish to take a nap...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You sleep through the single best thing to ever happen on your block. What was it? You don't know because you were napping.

I wish there were more pictures of Ultima Thule from New Horizons.

**snurl**

Granted. But they're all porn.

I wish for a great days sleep.

**Hawky**

Granted. You turned into a Raccoon.

I wish to be paid for doing nothing.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the government reserves the right to use you for random pharmaceutical testing

I wish for a breakfast sandwich

**snurl**

Granted. It's a freeze-dried powdered instant sandwich. Just add 1 cup of water, 1 cup of milk, and microwave as desired. Imagination not included.

I wish to clear the air.

**Hawky**

Granted. You have been cleared from the air by an anti air missile.

I wish to grow a bushy eyebrows, Brezhnev style.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's growing in your pubic region.

I wish to become a professional tabletop gamer

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Upon going Pro you are caught cheating and blacklisted.

I wish my tires would last longer...

**Hawky**

Granted. They last way longer now, becuase you lost your driving licence.

I wish for a new mobile phone

**snurl**

Granted. Your new phone has wheels.

I wish i understood my cat.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The new knowledge depress you immensely.

I wish I had the ability to teleport to the FLGS on demand.

**Hawky**

Granted. To do so, you have to burn one of your fully painted miniature.

I wish somebody else washed my dishes.

**Reanimation_Protocol**

Granted, Swamp Thing does an awesome job of them, the carpet, your bed and the car .. inside and out. .. the musty smell of rotten detritus is an added bonus.

I wish it was Saturday every day

**snurl**

Granted. Now everyone has to work on Saturdays and it's all your fault.

I wish I didn't have to work on Saturdays.

**Hawky**

Granted. Saturday has been removed from the calendar and it's all your fault.

I wish the weekend was 3 days long.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but now the weeks are now 14 days long.

I wish Bill Belichick wasn't such a degenerate scumbag.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You wake up tomorrow in his body with 6 months to repair his reputation and keep his job or you'll be Bill Belichick forever.

I wish High School Teachers made a six figure wage

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. They become so good at their jobs their super educated students learn how to give themselves superpowers and enslave normal humans.

I wish there was another new episode of The Gifted on right now

**Hawky**

Granted. It's porn.

I wish I could see through walls.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but all you see are a bunch of guys busying themselves with porn of The Gifted you created.

I wish for a game of 3d dimensional chess with Mr. Spock of Star Trek.

**snurl**

Granted. It lasts all of 30 seconds as he checkmates you with the 3d 3 move assault.

I wish for more energy.

**Hawky**

Granted. You climbed on a train and touched the power lines. Watt happened...

I wish there was a measurement unit named after me.

**snurl**

Granted. It is a term used to describe the length when it is less than expected. Girls giggle and point and say Hawky.

I wish for a small dental bill.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It also includes a second, larger bill

I wish for a tiny horse to ride around work

**Hawky**

Granted. You work as a merry-go-round crank operator and once a day you can hop on a horse and take a few rounds.

I wish for a bottle of fine mead.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The bottles is only big enough to hold 0.01 ounces of fine mead.

I wish Thursdays were also Taco Tuesdays...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but it is followed by Kale Friday and Brown Rice Saturday.

I wish I would not have failed my saving throw vs. another GW game and blew a wad of cash on the Middle Earth SBG.

**Hawky**

Granted. You bought bunch of "pro painted" gretchin from Ebay instead for the same cost.

I wish chose a different school to study, other than electroengineering.

**snurl**

Granted. You are enrolled in Pokemon University.

I wish to be an attorney.