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Swallows Selym

*burp*

Woa war kitten. You dont just fething inject people. Have some fething decency.

To be fair, he at least asked if he could help first. It's more than I'm used to.
[Remembers the time Co'tor shoved BC into the auto-surgeon]

I apologize Buttery, I did not think to ask again if you wished to try and be cured. Tell me, do you still feel bloodlust? What I gave you should have helped with that.

OOC: yeah, people do stuff to BCa lot. Although my character is less impulsive, and more completely amoral. Although no because I'm a bad person, just that the greater good was my moral code, and after losing that, I have no system to go to.

OOC: I'm aware, but that's the 3rd time now I believe that my character's been yelled at in the span of like 10 pages, I probably need to tone it down a few notches

ooc: Badrukk just yells at everyone tbh.

bic: [Stretches] [Looks around] I do feel less murderous, but I also feel hungry... And now i'm not sure what I'm hungry for.

[Scratches head]

OOC: I'd say your fine. I've hinted at eating almost every character at some time or other, or actually have eaten someone. Mostly BC's limbs or old bodies, but considering all you did was stick a needle in someone (under normal circumstances, that's horrible. Good thing we're not normal. ) I for one am completely fine, if anything you've been relatively mellow.

IC: Hungry? I can help with that.

*walks over to a closet and flips a switch, revealing a large freezer of many different carcasses, each of them distinguishable as being of a different species*

Hmm, let me see
*scans BC*
If this is correct, the vampirism has been pushed back, it's still there, just... subdued somewhat.
*looks again*
Hm, do you realize that you actually have the necessary genetic markers to be a space marine?

[digestion occurs]

OOC: V is... V. Morality? What morality?
Kitten, you ate fine. Getting yelled at is more of a mark of progress really. I'm loving your character's development so far.

Mhm, I failed assessment on psychological grounds. [Beams] So they let me join the schola and be a Commissar.
[Blinks] Maybe I should ave kept that one to myself, there.

[Scratches head] That'd mean that Blackjack now probably does too, being that he mostly subsisted on my various lost body parts for a while.

Speaking of which.. [Looks at chest-freezer] That's stupendous, and impressive... However I'm still (ironically) vegetarian given the choice...
[Stomach growls] F-fine. One whatever closely passes for steak, please.

You probably would've been fine as a Black Templars recruit. They're mostly psychopaths anyway

*looks at scanner again*
Well, I need to go crunch some numbers and see if anything I have or can create will do anything to cure the vampirism.
I'll be back
*jumps into Butter Tank and into a laboratory*

So, could I manage to be a space marine? A Kroot Marine, if you will? Sorry, no clever way to throw Kroot into that one. Krootinator, if I was a space marine terminator, perhaps. I don't think I could run that power armor though, especially without any of the augments.

Anyway, you'd probably enjoy some of the, erm, let's see here. Ambull taste like grox, so I hear... Or Vespids, they are rather sweet and gooey. Perfect snack. We should probably settle for the ambull, it's closer to home for you, I'd imagine.

Based on the fact that it requires a very specific human genetic code to even be eligible to become a marine, no. Although if you ate one you might take on some of their qualities
*realizes what he just said*
Emperor dang my big mouth
*returns to the lab*

Oh, no, I wasn't psychotic. [Shakes head] I was excessively happy, I believe is the term. [Pauses] And no, not a euphemism.

[Pulls small girl's drawing out of jacket pocket again and looks at it] ... [Takes a pen and draws a little smile on one of the children]
I got good at pretending not to be.

ROAR: THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA THE FLOOR IS LAVA

*walks out of butter tank with small girl clinging to backpack/helmet*

I seem to have acquired a hat.

*holds up another vial*
If you're willing I have another potential cure here.

..! [Hops onto sofa]

Ambull sounds pretty nice right now. I've seen them, they're big angry fethers.

...What are you doing?

*Pokes the Hydra cautiously*

...The last time that happened we got a lava room in the tank...

One ambull steak coming right up! If anyone else wants something, now is the time to ask!

*pulls out an apron labeled "kiss the kroot", a chef's hat, and a steak knife, and starts cutting up a part of the ambull meat*

Well, I once ate some Space Wolves. Didn't get the geneseed though, Russ was too quick for that. Would I need that part too?

...Could I have some Ambull as well, medium rare with barbeque sauce?

You got it, my metallic friend.

*grabs a second steak knife and begins simultaneously cutting up seperated pieces of ambull meat, and adding sauces and seasoning*

I think I have a knack for cooking.

*holds up vial again*
You want to try this BC? Might help
*to 2bj1*
I already said too much about that
*places small girl back into Butter Tank*
*sighs*
*begins performing weapon maintenance on nearby table*

Are you sure? What if I got the geneseed from a renegade? I'm sure that wou-

*sees guns on the table*

Maybe I'll drop it for now?

*Begins eating steak*

This is delicious! Oh, I wish I could taste for real instead of simulating taste based on chemical makeup, but I'm sure it tastes the same either way!

*Turns over to Kitten*

...What happened to that gun?! Is that spilled soda?!

*without looking*
That would be best.

[Accepts steak and purrs happily] ...Well that's new.
[Shrugs] [Eats]

You know, for someone who spends so much time eating raw or recently deceased creatures, you are a very good cook. Maybe you missed a niche in life.

[Looks at vial proffered by WK] I think I'll hold off a total cure for now, but that would be very useful if things were to turn sour. you reckon it'd keep in the friidge?

Glad you both liked the meal. I usually eat my food raw, but sometimes I like to change my diet by actually cooking the food. Most Kroot think I'm weird for it, but if I can make it tastes better by cooking it, then I'm going to cook it.

Probably, I'll go throw it in there
*places it in the fridge*
So you went from Vampire to, I don't even know, a cat?