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**Buttery Commissar**

Do I just have to live with it? [Looks troubled]

Wait, if I remove the butter, that raises the other percentages. That's even worse! [Puts butter back under insulated hat]

++ That's not even a little bit how it works. ++

**War Kitten**

Well...... I could try to remove it, but that would take several hours of extensive surgery, and the removal of a few organs. It doesn't seem to be harming you, so I would say just live with it.

**2BlackJack1**

Hmm, might as well put the scanner to its limits. I do gather DNA from everything I eat, so I wonder what's prominent.

**War Kitten**

*scans 2bj1*
10% Kroot
10% Astartes (Ultramarine geneseed)
10% Hrud
10% Vespid
10% Tau
10% Grox
10% Ork
10% Krootox
10% Eldar
10% Unknown

My, my, you certainly have been busy

**Verviedi**

I think the 10% unknown is, em, cow.

*Cracks a smile*

Not a cow after what I did to it...

**Co'tor Shas**

*wanders over, playing with arm panels making them shift and raise*

**Buttery Commissar**

At least some of that would be commissar and xeno morph.

It's sad I can say that with certainty.

**War Kitten**

*scans Verviedi*
95% Liquid Metal
1% Human
4% Vegetable

The feth......

**Verviedi**

The human would be the brain cells in my central processor. They're the only vestiges of actual flesh remaining, and I use them to cut down on the heat output by my processor by giving them the simple tasks.
The vegetable? Em, perhaps I ate something and it wasn't teleported away?

*Pushes fingers into own "chest" and retrieves a whole pumpkin*

**War Kitten**

*shakes his head*
If I live for 1,000 years I can certainly say that I'll never meet such as interesting character as you Verviedi

OOC: Not sure if I should try and go full apothecary with this guy or stay as more of a general marine. I like trying to RP as a marine apothecary.

**Verviedi**

OOC: I'm really liking the Apothecary-In-Training angle.

BIC: Thanks! I'm very glad to provide a target for interest. As long as that interest is good, but not too good. That incident with the daemons...

*Thousand yard stare*

**War Kitten**

*winces*
Don't worry, I have no interest in doing anything with demons
*BC twitches*
I guess the worst my interest would become is trying to figure out how your liquid metal biology works. But even then, it wouldn't be that bad. Just mostly curious

**2BlackJack1**

I guess I need to cut down on grox. Maybe eat more stuff that has wings. Hmm, maybe I should hire some Kroot that have wings for some sort of scouting and ambush work. Now that would be cool.

*reaches for vox set*

I need to make a call quick.

**ZergSmasher**

*Burrows out of ground*

"I've healed up and I'm back. You just can't keep a good Hydralisk down!"

*Looks around*

"I'm gonna have to speak to that dragon about eating my fellow Zerg..."

**War Kitten**

*waves*
Oh you're back
*scans ZS*
90% Zerg
5% Cat
5% Vegetable

**KaptinBadrukk**

Hey, Zerg!

**ZergSmasher**

"Odd scan results, Terran. I must have been spawned on a jungle planet for the vegetable matter, and someone's unfortunate cat must have been metabolized by the Zerg hive and that portion of biomass must have been used to make me. I never knew that."

*Looks around for the cat*

"I really guess I should be nicer to that cat if it shows up again."

**War Kitten**

That would be appreciated. I liked that cat

**Buttery Commissar**

War Kitten wrote:
Well...... I could try to remove it, but that would take several hours of extensive surgery, and the removal of a few organs. It doesn't seem to be harming you, so I would say just live with it.

Remove it? Were we looking at the same scan? [Winces] That is absolutely not something I want removing. Or the surrounding area.
What troubles me more, is how it happened.

++ Repeated contact with a warp entity. I could draw you a diagram. No wait, there's a video. Here. ++

[Goes white and covers mouth] Who f-filmed that? How?

**KaptinBadrukk**

ZergSmasher wrote:"Odd scan results, Terran. I must have been spawned on a jungle planet for the vegetable matter, and someone's unfortunate cat must have been metabolized by the Zerg hive and that portion of biomass must have been used to make me. I never knew that."

*Looks around for the cat*

"I really guess I should be nicer to that cat if it shows up again."

War Kitten wrote:That would be appreciated. I liked that cat

The cat? That was my cat.

*cat comes out*

Meow.

Translation: I'm Ensign Gilmore's Cat, Murray.

**Co'tor Shas**

*crouches and investigates cat*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Don't worry, Murray poses no threat.

We think that Murray's been keeping the Nucleogenic Lifeforms at bay while we do repairs.

**War Kitten**

Your cat is also a very good referee for soccer. He's probably the reason why my team won.
*to B.C*
Yes we're looking at the same scan. I was just laying down the facts for you. That part of you isn't doing anything harmful, and removing it would be hazardous to your health

**KaptinBadrukk**

Really?

Good kitty, Murray!

Meow.

Translation: Thanks, Marla!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Staring into space] Where was the camera?

[Bionic arm snaps fingers in an attempt to get BC to concentrate]

++ Nope, we've lost him. ++

**Co'tor Shas**

*tentatively places hand on Murray*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Murray, it's all right. She's just petting you.

Meow.

Translation: Hi Co'tor!

**Co'tor Shas**

*jerks hand back, and then tentatively puts it back*
*runs fingers over fur and smiles*

**War Kitten**

*walks over to BC and pokes him*
Yep, we've lost him. Wait.
*searches through his pouches*
*injects BC with an adrenaline shot*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Returns to coherency] [Gently patted by Daemonette] ...!
++ Relax. It's not like you can make it any worse. ++
[Sighs and leans on Daemonette] Guess not.

... [Slaps hand] Perron.

Wonder if we've got any mail today? [Perks up]