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Doomfart failed when it was created....although I don't even know what Doomfart is, but I think it was that group that goes against the mods

You should join MAFIA Nikev, you would fit in just right.

In any case while Nikev is pondering who to join, I take the hill from everybody and keep it all to myself.

I don't know...I'm not on the Internet THAT much to be joining clans and groups and stuff.

Nikev looks down at his empty hands.....

?

"It was right here. Where did it go?"

... and then the hill vanishes in a puff of logic and I still have it...

And because none of you found my size 1 black text in a previous post....

Its on Tatooine! * *


Btw - Nikev, join Mafia! You would totally fit in with its only 2 other members.


Halo, Nikev, join me! Together we would truly be unstoppable! I will give you each 2/5 of the glory, and only take 1/5 for myself!

Yeah, join MAFIA we don't do anything. Its like silly old DOOMFART except not silly and we support the mods. All you have to do is put 'Join MAFIA' in your sig and add a definiton of the achronym as long as it fits along the lines of supporting the mods.

Like mine is Modquisition Advocates Fighting Internal Affray and Bringer's is Mods Against Forum Infringement Ad-infinitum.

Anywho, looks like I'll have to join Bringer on this quest for the hill. 2/5 of the glory sounds 2/5 glorious.

i take it i get a fifth somewhere?

Tyranic Marta wrote:i take it i get a fifth somewhere?

Not unless you join us, but you're chaos, Slaaneshi chaos and you know what that means.

sall goods

idm im just an obsrver remember

Tyranic Marta wrote:idm im just an obsrver remember

Okay, you get the same amount as the guy yelling Jeapordy answers at the TV gets.

Howabout being the announcer, who in an obnoxious voice says whats going on?

I can share half of my glory with you if you want it.

Woohoo, now all we need is Nikev, and the hill shall be ours for eternity!

im tempted to do a kronus from GOW and cart the hill around

barar....I don' tknow if I wanna join anything...I'm never on and when I do get on I don't even feel like posting really. :(



Nikev takes hill forcibly....
My hill.

marta lashs chains to hill and puts hill on back of titan

roving hill

Halonachos looks down at the enlistment papers that Nikev handed back to him.

"You forgot to sign these." Halonachos called out to Nikev as he walked away.

"I didn't forget." Nikev smiled as he turned his head back, "I just don't want to join."

"But, but the benefits are..." Halonachos waved the papers at him but was cut off.

"I don't want to join dude." Nikev turned around to continue to walk out the door.

"That's a shame" Halonachos said as he pulled out an autopistol and shot Nikev in the lower back, "because enlistment is compulsory."

Nikev collapsed to the ground, he couldn't feel his legs and watched as Halonachos' shadow approached him. He began to sweat as Halonachos came into view, the ceiling a back drop. Halonachos smiled so that his teeth shown, where they had been normal they were now almost fang-like. Nikev shuddered as he continued to look Halonachos over for any other disfigurement.

"Don't like my smile do you?" Halonachos faked sadness, "Too much exposure to the powers of chaos. It begins to mutate you, enough so you can't fething go home!" Halonachos knocked over a small table that had a flower pot on it. The flower pot smashed next to Nikev's foot.

"I'm stuck here, fighting for this emperor forsaken hill and you...you have the nerve to decline joining us?" halonachos put his autopistol back in its holster and picked Nikev up by his collar with both hands. "You have no choice now, you can't walk out on us." Halonachos began to smirk as he dropped Nikev and walked into a back room.

hell yeah thats an awsome chaosy post, good job

Tyranic Marta wrote:hell yeah thats an awsome chaosy post, good job

Quiet you.

Anyways, this really, really makes me want to base an RP off of this whole thread.

it would be kinda nuts

It would be kind of awesome. Let's do it.

You can't do it...it'd be a troll magnet....and certain major rules and standards would have to apply.


'Damnit' Thought Nikev, "HEY!" He called out as he began to crawl back to the room. "HEY! DO I get my legs back if I sign your damn papers?"

Sure... we'll give you your own mechanical legs, and as a bonus you also get a servo-skull.

Halonachos had been drinking his coffee and chatting with the Bringer when he heard Nikev call out from the front room.

"HEY! DO I get my legs back if I sign your damn papers?" Nikev called out, his voice seemed closer than it should have been if he was crawling away.

"I'm thinking about shooting the fether, thinks he's better than me." Halonachos was taking another sip of his coffee when the Bringer spoke.

"Let's get him some mechanical legs," the Bringer said as Halonachos spit his coffee back into the cup in surprise, "hell let's throw in a bonus."

"You've gotta be kidding me!" Halonachos almost smashed his mug against the steel table, "He's not like us you know, he can go back to the Imperium, to his friends and family. We lost that option weeks ago when the taint of chaos finally got to us."

"Still, we could use some fresh blood in our cause." the Bringer said as he got up to leave the table and headed towards the door.

Halonachos threw his arms up in surrender and also got up to follow the Bringer out.

"Sure... we'll give you your own mechanical legs," the Bringer began smiling nicely, "and as a bonus you also get a servo skull.". The Bringer took a new set of papers off of Halonachos' desk and laid them politely on the floor in front of Nikev. Nikev skimmed over the papers and their details and pointed to the bottom.

"What?" Halonachos said annoyedly.

"There's nothing about the legs and servo skull in here," Nikev said in a cocky manner, "plus I need a pen."

Halonachos snatched the papers up and whipped out a pen to scribble on the papers. He then put the papers down along with the pen in a huff.

"Be nice to our guest Halonachos." the Bringer said still smiling.

Halonachos rolled his eyes as Nikev read what he had written on the bottom of the paper.

"Also guaranteed are a pair of mechanical legs and one(1) servo skull." written in chickenscratch, still legible but hurried writing. Nikev took the pen...




As far as making a RP for it, it would be a different thread and I would try to find a way to work out most of the events so far into the fluff of the story. I would have both sides RPable and would need the permission of the group on here right now.

I would like to include a total of three possible character alignments; the Fluvians, the Nucians, and Chaos. The Fluvians are my guys, the Nucians are Nikev's so I need his permission to use them first, and Chaos is just plain chaos, but I would like Marta to sign off on me using his specific chaos guys first.

The Fluvians will be the old veterans in the area and suffer from slight mutations due to being around the chaos taint for so long, the Nucians will be the reinforcements and taint free, and Chaos will be heretics, traitors, or even CSM. The story will be something like the Fluvians have held the hill(which will be a massive fortification) for over 6 months on their own, Chaos came in and pushed them out, the Fluvians called for reinforcements and surrounded the forces of Chaos on the hill for over another 6 months. The Fluvians were tainted and began to feature slight mutations(ala Halonachos developing fang-like teeth) and were worried when they found out that the Nucians were arriving due to fear of execution because of the mutations. So the Fluvians tried all manners to cover up any mutations(Halonachos will wear a rebreather to cover his mouth for example), the Nucians are blissfully unaware that their comrades are mutants, and Chaos is ROFLing at the whole situation.

Seeing as though we could have players on the Imperial and Chaos sides I would try to direct opposing players away from each other. Should players on opposing sides meet up I would use dice; each player would have the profile of a terminator with three wounds and a storm bolter. I would roll a dice to see who shirts first and see who gets wounded first, I would then RP the character getting wounded and repeat should encounters keep occuring. Once a player loses all three wounds they would die in the RP with the chance to create another player.

Like I said, I would try to limit the occurance of opposing sides meeting up.

Events would be laid out as military reports/orders and would occur on a Tuesday with the players sending RPs to me via PM. On Friday I would read the PMs, on Saturday I would start writing(and change if any late PMs arrive, if no PM arrives I would try my best to match what the character would normally do), and on Sunday I would post the event. That way the event starts off the week, events would occur about every 3 or 4 weeks depending on how well the RP is going.

So let me know if you guys are interested and I'll see if I can do something.

i have no probs of you using the Skullscreamers as long as you spell it right

would totally go for that btw, so should we call the hill roving and unclaimed and sort out the rp?

Not at the moment, there are about 8 or so other RPs going on right now and I wouldn't want to oversaturate the threads. Besides it is my hill after all.





Snuck that one in.

I'm up for one.

Btw, I believe that you own 2/5 the glory of owning the hill... the other 3/5 is mine currently



"So Nikev? Would you join if I threw in some personal bodyguards, or how-about an armored escort? I might as well give you the hill now. Its obvious that any power we give you, you will turn against us."

With that, I burn the enlistment papers.

"You were a dead man long ago, Nikev."

I'm in (Ha! Thought I had left the RP did'nt ya suckers! Well I'm still in, and on my imaginary hill in the land of magic mushrooms!!!!)


But I would like to be a sepereate side. The assassins of Zranze! Seriously. If you want allow that I'll just go with Halo's guys, the Fluvians.

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:I'm in (Ha! Thought I had left the RP did'nt ya suckers! Well I'm still in, and on my imaginary hill in the land of magic mushrooms!!!!)


But I would like to be a sepereate side. The assassins of Zranze! Seriously. If you want allow that I'll just go with Halo's guys, the Fluvians.

I'm going to be giving a lot of leeway in terms of character creation, there are going to be the three major fractions that I listed but backstory for being with said side is up to the player. If your guy is an assassin who somehow managed to sneak into the Fluvian ranks then so be it.

But it sounds like Marta, Bringer, Kais, and maybe Nikev are interested. I'll send you guys a PM when I start the RP, probably when one of the other ones end which may be soon for some of them.

Just to let you guys know though, this will be sort of a test run for my DM/GM skills seeing as though I plan to GM a Dark Heresy game in the near future. I'll work on some fluff and see what kind of rules I can come up with to be as fair as possible.

Geeze, what's up with people GMing 3 or so RPs at once?

They are ridiculous. I have no problem with you using the label Nucian's for this ONE RP. Along with what you said about the character creation, assassin sneaking in the Fluvian ranks...It would also(IMO) if players could have their own regiments. As the Fluvians are the main military force fighting for the hill and any other regiments are just support..another Example, Nucians are the main fighting force but are backed by a number of regiments aiding them. I don't know if you had that in mind but that could help with more freebased character creation





"I suppose I'll take those body guards, escorts, and the hill with my new legs and servo skull thank you" Nikev said as he signed the papers.