king of the hill

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**beethoveN**

I go to top of hill and claim.

**Arheiner**

I shove you off the hill and put a flag and a shiny thing on top to defend it.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I spray black paint on the shiny thing, rendering it useless. And give you $999999999999999999999 to leave.

I plant a tree onto of the hill, have the tree grow around my flag and turn the tree into indestructible steel.

A hill with my flag stuck in it. Forever.

**Arheiner**

I pay the entire Imperial Guard that money and tell them to capture the hill

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I inform them that Greed is the path to Chaos.

**shas'o vera**

i bring the tau in with their awesome weapons to desintegate the tree and place a tau landing pad on it, with several mantas on that and railguns, lots and lots and lots of railguns

**jwelvis629**

I send my 4 year old nephew to smash all of your tau "guy-guys" (that's what he calls them)

the hill is now ruled by a toddler who is impervious to the warhammer 40k universe (but who will cry if not fed a constant supply of gummy bears)

MY HILL (as long as I have gummy bears)

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I steal your gummy bears and offer them to him. I also give him a choppa and tell him not to run with it.

**jwelvis629**

I distract him with shiny marbles and send Jim Rome to smack talk anyone that tries to take the hill

MY JIM ROME IS BURNING HILL

**lord of the ghosts**

I send Mr. T to 'SMACK' talk to Jim rome.
MESA'S BLOODY HILL

**jwelvis629**

I tell Mr. T that Murdock and Face are being beat up by thugs down at the warehouse, set up my lawn chair and cooler with diet mountain dew, and order a taco pizza from Padrinos.

My Hill ( and dinner) and you can't have any.

**Vulkan_He'stan**

You pizzas arrive by creeds brilliant new idea
tacticaly face palming tyranids with bling AND PIZZAS riding deathstrike missiles
OMG super death

ZMGD POWND

MY HILL

**beethoveN**

granted, you were on the hill when it happened, MY HILL

**lord of the ghosts**

I pick up the pizza that is left and eat it.

MY PIZZA!!!

**shas'o vera**

i send in super advanced bees to sting everyone to death

OHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

also, i run onto the hill, and becuase it likes me, no bees sting me, therefore i conclude MY HILL YOUR BEES

**jwelvis629**

I cover myself in honey to keep the bees from killing me... it's kind of nice, so I add chocolate syrup, corn flakes and sprinkles...

no one wants to be touched and get all messy...

my wife just sighs, unable to even be surprised at the spectacle of my "victory"

MY MESSY, VISUALLY DISTURBING HILL

**shas'o vera**

oh well, here comes a hungery bear to eat you,

my hill

**Guitardian**

I bribe yer assassin, mud up the roads for your tanks, issue an impirial decree of retirement to your vets (flamer or otherwise), and give sly a backpack with some canned beans to just please leave.... then I set up a noob space wolf army on the perimeter with a nid army in reserve (in drop pods).

my hill?

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I bring my army of four year olds to get Doritos and chocolate and teeth marks all over your once pretty models.

mah hill now.

**Owain**

I show up in a Sentinel and get stompy.

Mah hill.

**Katavus**

I show up, well actaully not show up but rather fly over with a Black bird SR-71 armed with stinger missiles and a Jericho missile, my hill?

**Owain**

Being several thousand feet up, you're in no position to claim the hill. I leave it to Drk_Oblitr8r in my will.

**lord of the ghosts**

I changed the will
my hill!! (sorry drk_o)

**Arheiner**

I burn the will.

No-ones hill, so I stand on it with a monkey catapault that fires poo.

**lord of the ghosts**

I send a cuttlefish cannon mounted on a turtle.

My hill!!!!

**Guitardian**

I launch a genestealer at it with the toddler's gummy-bear scratch-built railcannon on my full sized attack bike... er... bigwheel.

**lord of the ghosts**

I call upon the power of Wrexasaur!!!!!!

He says something random, granting me the hill.

**Guitardian**

I bring a boom box with a cassette tape of michael bolton's greatest hits interspersed with fart noises and co-ordinated odors provided by um... me... . everyone has to leave the hill out of sheer disgust and deep rooted but surpressed admiration. my hill now?

**shas'o vera**

thank god that the tau dont have noses they come in and destroy your boom box
my hill

**orkylooter**

i send in gamera
friend of children
my hill