king of the hill

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**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Who needs your hill? I'm gonna go build my own hill, with blackjack, and hookers.
In fact forget the hill!

Not my hill.

**beethoveN**

sadly, I own the better hill across the street.

**shas'o vera**

which i just bombed,
my hill

**beethoveN**

thank god I was under the hill in a bunker. still my hill.

**shas'o vera**

then i cut off your food supply, you all die and i take over the bunker

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Then I cut off YOUR food supply, YOU all die and I take over the bunker.

**shas'o vera**

then i nuke the bunker and go to the hill which is now filled with radiation, with tau, who have protective clothing/

my hill

**beethoveN**

then I cut off you food supply and take it with a good food replicator.

**shas'o vera**

i ninja my way to your hill, capture the food replicator, and then kill you all with ninja s.t.a.r.s

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I dump 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 megatons of a mixture of soil and manure on the hill, turning it into a mountain.

**Eldar Own**

Still makes no difference, i have a helicopter that can fly very high.

My hill, well mountain.

**beethoveN**

thank god noones on it. mine

**Guitardian**

I made a snowman on top of the hill, named it Dave, and gave it a carrot for a cigar... my hill!

**shas'o vera**

i use that snowman to make an even bigger snowman called steve, and give it a gun.
my mountain

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I eat enough chilli bean burrito's to create global warming and your snowman melts in 400 degree heat.

My Mountain of fire.

**shas'o vera**

i send in wave after wave of plebs into the burning mountain, making it:

MY MOUNTIAN OF BURING PLEBS

**halonachos**

I get superman to put out the fire with his ice breath and blow away the plebs.

He then plants my flag on MY MOUNTAIN.

**The Gate Keeper**

I nuke the hill.

My smoking crater

**jwelvis629**

I climb out of my bomb shelter in my radioactive suit and smack you with a louisville slugger

"if you nuke us, we will come... out and kick your butt."

MY RADIOACTIVE CRATER/BASEBALL FIELD/HILL

**halonachos**

I use my time machine to go back to the simpler times when we had a hill and not a smoking crater. Oh and I put my flag on my hill.

**beethoveN**

I shoot you. my hill.

**Vulkan_He'stan**

creed has another brain wave
tacticaly face palming tyranids with bling cookies P.I.Z.Z.A.S and guns riding deathstrike missiles
directly into the hill

My smoking pile of rubble

**jwelvis629**

I bring my gang... which consists of 3.4 million Care Bears... who each bring a cup of soil and seeds and replant the entire hill...

while you are puking your guts out from the sickening cuteness, I plant my flag

MY TOO CUTE FOR CREED HILL

**beethoveN**

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

care bears... /me chokes

**halonachos**

I launch my flag via orbital bombardment, the shockwave is enough to kill all of the Care Bears and knock you far away from my hill.

Claim it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

**Commissar NIkev**

Commissar Nikev walks onto the hill after the shockwave. Plants a chair right next to the flag to watch the carnage.

**halonachos**

I push you and your chair of evil off of my hill.

**Commissar NIkev**

Falling off the hill my bolter slips out of its holster and misfires blowing off your big left toe.
I may not be at a front row seat now but you have no left toe!

**halonachos**

Noooo... that was my favorite!

**Commissar NIkev**

now you know my pain.........Commissar nikev unholsters a bolt pistol running back up the hill.....I shoot Halonachos in the chest hitting a wad of armour not killing him but throwing him REALLY far.
Still not my hill.