king of the hill

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**Commissar NIkev**

Seeing as how nobody else wants the hill apparently Nikev walks up with his regiment plants his planets flag upon the hill.
NUCIA'S HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Arheiner**

I steal a pie, and use it to gain popeye-style superpowers, and pinch you in the head, exploding it, then beat up your girly regiment

My hill

**Commissar NIkev**

Good think I'm in the Guard....I'll just get a new head.

**beethoveN**

well, I do so believe it's spinach time. do I even need to explain? my hill.

**Commissar NIkev**

Arheiner wrote:I steal a pie, and use it to gain popeye-style superpowers, and pinch you in the head, exploding it, then beat up your girly regiment

My hill

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My regiment is NOT girly!!!!!

**halonachos**

I had planted E. Coli in the spinach crops harvested for the popeye strength giving spinach. While Arheiner and BeethoveN run to the bathroom, I steal Nikev's big left toe and build a medical facility on top of MY HILL to surgically replace my lost toe.

**Commissar NIkev**

Waking up from his nap Nikev's left foot feels lighter for some odd reason. Looking down he notices his big left toe gone. Nikev the hobbles outside raises his fist to the dark warp approaching sky and yells "FETH YOU HALONASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!"

So begins the war for the left toe. Feth the hill I want me toe!!!!!

**beethoveN**

after releasing the E. Coli from myself, I get some nanobots to break your facility, and go into the basement, while building walls reinforced with 2000 tons of adamantium.

**Commissar NIkev**

After rousing the Nucian Guard with a VERY VERY VERRRRY inspirational speech about my big left toe the march for HaloNachos's facility begins.....

**Guitardian**

I own a crowbar. my hill.

**shas'o vera**

i take the crowbar

my crowbar

**Commissar NIkev**

Walking up to halonachos's facility Nikev bangs on the door "OI!. Open up and give me my toe!"
So I send a squad to break in the back door.

**halonachos**

The joke's on you, the facility ws already closed down due to contamination from nanobots and subsequent malpractice lawsuits. Have fun breaking down walls reinforced with 2,000 tons of adamantium. : p

**Commissar NIkev**

-_- gak......I stated this earlier and now I'm not impliying it......feth that toe.....I'm in the Fething guard.....I'll get a new one! But BETTER! so HA!

although unfortunatly I didn't realize this till many years later being only 1/4 through the walls.

**Orky-Kowboy**

I bribe the Techmarines to put an assdrill on a Titan and then ASSDRILL through your walls! My hill!

**shas'o vera**

i use my crowbar to hit one of the techpriests on the head and tell them that a piece of the titan is missing, so i get a deckchair and some popcorn and watch them while they spend several weeks taking the titan apart bit by bit trying to figure out what piece is missing.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Joins Shas'o, with own chair. "Want some popcorn?" After asking the question, I already foresee someone removing my big left toe (or otherwise) for my popcorn. I then realize that I don't even like popcorn. "Screw to this. Ima space marine now for no reason." Picks up crowbar and ker-bleh-boom whacks shas'o for the hey of it. I'm sure he'll understand. *lifts guardsman infront of my face for 'protection'*

**Orky-Kowboy**

Still my hill! Titan only distraction moohahaha!

**shas'o vera**

slightly annoyed by dark i pelvic thrust infront of him, making the guardman he was using as a shield explode randomly.

**-=Scar=-**

I Building a diamond wall around the hill so it is a globe no-one can get In the hill unless using a blackhole matter gun which inevitabily will destroy the star system and kill us all so basically Its my hill THE END. Oh and My supply of khorn flakes are endless

**Darkvoidof40k**

Well, while you were building it I hired Marbo to go inside and wait for you to finish building it. Then he does his thing. 'Nuff said. My Hill. My Khornflakes.

**shas'o vera**

i look at the mess you made and shakes my head, wondering why i bothered joining, then realising that i went back in time to before all of this happened and riged everything so that the khorneflakes and the hill appear below me along with a tactical nuke and several hundred million tau XV9 battle suits.

**Darkvoidof40k**

But what if I have a tactical nuke too? Scratch that, full Nuke strike. *Uses USA's nuke capabilities on Shas'o's (<=== lol?) army + hill + Khornflakes from 200000 bazillion miles away* *Builds bunker* *Sits in bunker* *waits for fallout to end* *opens secret supply of health bars and Crack*

*waits*

**shas'o vera**

i used the free gift that came with my Shas'o's, it was a shield genorator >:3 which i then use to protect my hill and you die because of an overdose of crack in your system, while injecting the T-virus into your bunkers air system and sealing it shut.

**Commissar NIkev**

I stand by my regiment watching this ridiculous madness. The Regiment uses teleporters to teleport inside the dome after everyone is dead(You didn't install air so you all suffocated XD XD XD) and I build an air machine and we go on vacation. ^.^

**Darkvoidof40k**

Dude ima marine I can't have an overdose. *survives* *turns into super-trygon-prime-killydeathbug and deep strikes inside the bubble and kills all the guard.*

"ROAR" ---- translation ---- "My Hill"

**Darkvoidof40k**

Still my hill....?

**shas'o vera**

i bring in my leroy jenkins marine to charge at you, killing your mutated marine and stealing the hill, atleast i have chicken

**Darkvoidof40k**

But you forgot one thing! Even though you didn't know it in the first place, but oh well - The nidbugmarine dude wasn't REALLY me, I'm actually...somewhere... and that chicken is actually Mr. Cheese in a disguise. He pops out and grows to his real size and warp blasts your Leroy marine back to the Dark Age! Then Ohi I Eat You proceeds to leap onto your face and eats you, accompanied by a call of "Ohi! I eat you!". Rawr goes over to Commissar Nikev and gribbles his brains out. I teleport out of nowhere in my super-inpenetrable-2nd-edition-terminator-armour-rules-Terminator-armour and plant my flag, whilst triumphantly roaring "Mai Falg an' MAI HILL an' MAI JELLEHBABEH!" *finds jellehbabeh*

**Commissar NIkev**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:But you forgot one thing! Even though you didn't know it in the first place, but oh well - The nidbugmarine dude wasn't REALLY me, I'm actually...somewhere... and that chicken is actually Mr. Cheese in a disguise. He pops out and grows to his real size and warp blasts your Leroy marine back to the Dark Age! Then Ohi I Eat You proceeds to leap onto your face and eats you, accompanied by a call of "Ohi! I eat you!". Rawr goes over to Commissar Nikev and gribbles his brains out. I teleport out of nowhere in my super-inpenetrable-2nd-edition-terminator-armour-rules-Terminator-armour and plant my flag, whilst triumphantly roaring "Mai Falg an' MAI HILL an' MAI JELLEHBABEH!" *finds jellehbabeh*

.......Dude.........He brought Leroy into this..........You couldn't have eaten my brain because as soon as leroy came....I ran. V.V