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2010/04/15 07:39:15
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I wasn't eating your brain. Whatshisname Tyranid in my sig was. + he's leaping. Anyway, it's not leroy. It's a EPIC PHAILZ scout marine named leroy. I pwn'ed him. Can't you just make up a reason why you don't die like the rest of us? :p Use the power's of immortality that RPing gives you. Embrace the Dark Gods of Dakka!
Right, um... anyway...
*Eats JellehBabeh*
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2010/04/15 22:26:43
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Well then good sir....... What does Gibbling my brain out mean? Cause If it doesn't mean eating my brain....I don't know.
Well then.....As I've stated earlier in this post.....I'm in the GUARD! I'll get a new Brain!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/16 09:25:47
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Oh, did I write Gibbling? I meant GRIBBLING. Y'know, Genestealer shoves his feeder tendrils through every part of your head and sucks out your brain/eyes/ears/everything/it'sgrimingrimdark.
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2010/04/16 14:01:58
Subject: king of the hill
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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While off-topic distractions continue, 90 gay Corsican sailors arrive on the hill, rip their shirts off and form a conga line. They start singing a Pet Shop Boyz classic while raising the flag of universal fascism. My hill!
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2010/04/16 15:06:51
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I hire Marbo...again.... 'nuff said. My Hill. Again. Still.
*victory dance*
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2010/04/16 15:26:28
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I bribe him to throw his demo charge at you.
My hill now.
PREPARE TO FORTIFY!!!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/16 15:52:09
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Mr. Cheese, ohi I eat you and Rawr. avenge me. You are now dead.
Also, good to have you back, viking! You gotta whole lotta reading to do on the War o' Attrition. :p
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2010/04/16 16:21:03
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Nah ive been reading it just not posting as im "revising" for my upcoming exams.
Anyway you forget i build fortifications and am called a viking for a reason!!
I fights them off with ma axe!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/16 17:03:31
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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oO
But I haz cheezburgarh. Of course, that changes everything...... mwahahahahahahahahhahahahahLOLWUT
Anyway, I use Harpies 'n' Gargoyles 'n' Swarmlord in a Nid pod to bypass your defenses. HAWR HAWR NAO U DIE MAI HILL
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2010/04/16 17:18:22
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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In the guard post I get a new face/ears/eyes/brain/and everything else you stole and begin to march upon the hill with a new army of Nucians with tanks, basalisks, baneblades, and a warlord titan with a limp leg.
Soon to be my hill!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/16 17:22:07
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Yeah but I put speed bumps up. And noone would ever harm that cute kitten I put in front of your army... yes.. hmm.. hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaa. *ahem* yes, kitten. Mmmm. Nothin' but.
Plus, I HAZ MuLtI lAIYzSoRrRsZ
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2010/04/16 17:28:50
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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As the Nucian regiment along with the Armoured batteries that accompanied the newly remade Nikev stopped to awe and pet the kitten, Nikev fell to his Knees raised his fist to the sky and shouted "DAMN YOU DARKVOID!!!!!!!"
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/16 17:42:00
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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It is just then that the kitten folds outwards, revealing a vortex grenade. The timer ticks down to 000 and the grenade detonates
Dark stood watching from the hill, standing triumfantly next to his flag, his three siggie nids scuttling around him. "Damn me indeed!"
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2010/04/16 17:52:48
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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As vortex whirls I dig a whole very very VERY fast and save myself from death. Once the Vortex is gone I retreat back to base and begin reforming a regiment.
Still soon to be my hill!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/16 17:59:14
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I'll get you yet, NIkev, just you see.... The Hive Mind can create more Kittens, you know.
Also, Abbaddybaddybooboo(!) is now working for me, as I have transcended to the status of chaos God for the retaking of the hill and my cunning plan utilising kittens and grenades. HAWR HAWR HAWR.
Anyhoo, the entire black legion is now just sitting on the hill at my command. No biggie for you guys then!  ))))))))
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2010/04/17 00:13:42
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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*sigh* after reestablishing the regiment Nikev and the new NEW regiment of the Nucian Guard began another long march to take the hill....soon the Black legion was in our sights and the basilisks opened up.
Soon to be my hill when I feel like typing more!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/17 00:14:24
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/17 09:19:29
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Who needs tactical geCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! When you have firepower?
Ima just get a massive carpet of nurglings to attack you 
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2010/04/17 18:34:29
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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I call upon the Ulthwe. Who use nothing but Wraith Lords. MY VICTORY!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/17 19:18:35
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I destroy the hill with my magic. HAWR HAWR NOT MY HILL NOT YOUR HILL NOT ANYONE'S HILL LOLWINZ.
I do believe that this has happened before... so someone needs to create a new hill........oO
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2010/04/17 22:57:09
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Upon the countless bodies of dead Nucian Guardsmen Nikev stands and calls upon the powers of the Emperor. He decomposes the bodies and creates a new hill from the soils of Nucia. ^.^
My new new NEW "regiment"...aka hill.!
There are fortifications all over it to....and I have the only supply of hot pockets that will be destroyed if I die. ^.^
BEAT ME NOW MORTALS!!!!!!!!! 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/17 23:15:51
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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As i wasn't moved from the previous hill and it got blew up or whatever, I'l just dig my way back up an through your "hill". And then just sneak up behind you when your looking out for Dark, an push you over your fortifications
VICTORY IS SCOTTS'S !!!!
wOOt
And without a single bullet, bomb or bandage....
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/17 23:21:40
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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HOLY FREE HOLY CONGRAGULATIONS VIKING!!!! I mean seriously...I think this is the first time in this thread that the hill has been taken without someone dieing!
Although I get up get mad and run at you screaming "WULULULULULULULULULULULULULU"!!!
SOON TO BE MY HILL!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/17 23:26:08
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Um....
How high are these fortification you built?
I ask you as you built them, and of course just pused you over them....
But of course i just voxed to the nearest hive and got my /escher gang to come "assist" me
But as it seems we're the only ones fighting for the hill.... 3 way share? eschers too?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/17 23:30:16
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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I will accept your offer and we shall be rulers of the Hill together!
Viking Scott's, Nikev's, and the Esher Gangs HILL!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/17 23:48:36
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I send Escher juve to the nearest store to stock up on Coke(a-cola of course!) and whatever Nikev wants.
Mean while I call in ma Viking warband O.o!!!
And of course there is ma escher ladies to please while i wait for ma coke...
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/17 23:51:16
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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......I think I'm begining to like this escher gang you hang with!
But you can have your Escher Woman. I prefer the women from Nucia.....
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/17 23:56:15
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Alright then.. more for me!!
In honour of the (hopeful) victory on Naruke II I name this hill Naruke IV (I took Naruke III for ma guard Reg.)
wOOt
BTW at time of post Dark is offline and only me an you is playing.
*graps deckchair and settle in to wait while um.... "hanging out" with Garland's Gunfighters (the Escher gang)*
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/18 00:02:22
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Lol.
Well yea I guess it would be time to relax until Dark gets all shooty for the hill. So I think I'll go on the other side of the hill and sleep with as meny Nucian Woman as humanly possible for a commissar......you know how strong a commissars endurance has to be too ey 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2178/08/18 00:03:06
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Lol!
Well I'm not sleepin; not with all the caffine i drink!
I know what i will do with the time though...... (on this metaphorical hill that is.....)
And he gonna have to have some big dakka as we have ma Escher gals an some random vikings of mine + the fortifications....
Hmm.... maaybe add to these fortifications.....
Meh too "busy"
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/18 00:22:02
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Looking up briefly Nikev shakes his head while look at Scott.....tsk tsk always the worker never the relaxer....
lol
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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