king of the hill

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**Vulkan_He'stan**

well here it goes the objective is to control "THE HILL"
you can use whatever things you want but no uber shields or antthing
this is an example

poster 1
i put my flag on the hill my hill

poster 2
i get hitler to help me my hill

poster 3
i tell hitler where some jews are my hill

so thats how it goes

i put my flag on the hill

MY HILL

**Eldar Own**

I get an army of lemmings to help me get the hill.

MY HILL!!

**Arheiner**

I use a Nurgling to infect the Lemmings

Eldar Own's hill, but only he's there unprotected.

**jwelvis629**

I send a single ork nob with a huge choppa to kill eldar and take the hill

MY HILL

**Vulkan_He'stan**

i use a conversion beamer from realy far away
and then get a regiment of guardsmen deffending MY HILL

**ginger_nid_dude**

I attack the hill with the entirity of hive fleet leviathen.

My Hill ( and biomass, om nom nom)

**Arheiner**

I borrow every single Ork Burna in the universe, and hire a few units of Sternguard

My Hill.

**starbomber109**

I hire the sternguard myself, have them shoot up the orks, then drop my flag on My Hill!

**shas'o vera**

i fly my way in using a tau manta and blast everything, dropping my falg on MY HILL

**Orky-Kowboy**

I wait for the dust to settle then jump-pack my Stormboyz into the fight...
hehehehe Tau limbs everywhere means it's MY HILL

**shas'o vera**

i use my tau transport beam to transport the hill into my manta and fly away, FAR away, into the tau empire
MY HILL FOR EVER

**Orky-Kowboy**

Unfortunately the Stormboyz are still on it and proceed to destroy the entire Tau empire with nothing but axes, thereby owning ALL HILLS!

**shas'o vera**

shas'o shovah uses his ninja tau tactic and shreds the stormboyz with their relic blades
MY HILL

**RaegMachine**

Ghazzy and a horde of orkses
MY HILL FTW

**shas'o vera**

TRAITOR GUARD MY HILL

**RaegMachine**

Gork and Mork ftw!
MY HILL 4 EVA

**shas'o vera**

bombardment, with a pheonix blaster, creates a neutron star and sucks in all the orks, and the hill

NO MORE HILL

**jwelvis629**

my loota orks drive space hulk into new space "parking lot"

NEW HILL

MY HILL

**shas'o vera**

*resists urge to blow up new hill*

i send several tau manta's into the hill

MY BIGGER HILL

**Arheiner**

I drop the rest of the universe's planets and space mhulks on it, and then cover the entire surface are in AA Mounted Broadsides

My Hill, and there's nothing that can stop me, barring if someone leaves a pie in LOS to the hill

**Vulkan_He'stan**

wow a valkirie filled with pies you and your broadsides are mesmeriser then it drops them ohh noes theyre filled with storm troopers and kill you

i then get some old guy called the emprah????
then CREEEEEEDDD and KEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
who decide to use a radical new tactic that goes something like this

**Orkestra**

The facepalm is very appropriate for this thread.

Especially since Godwin's law was violated on the first post.

I'll be going now, but don't worry, you can keep the hill.

**jwelvis629**

peekaboo kittens overwhelm the facepalm with sickening cuteness

MY HILL

**hawkeye**

Until Creed outflanks him. My hill.

**shas'o vera**

hello creed, say hello to my brand new tau gun *large explosion the size of space marine fortess monestary* no more creed, MY HILL

**RaegMachine**

Say hello to my little slugga friend

MY HILL

**Vulkan_He'stan**

oh noes CREEEED has died or did he.....
he has absorbed yarrick and now has the iron will special rule i roll a 6 hello creed with the tactical face palm

**Vulkan_He'stan**

Orkestra wrote:The facepalm is very appropriate for this thread.

Especially since Godwin's law was violated on the first post.

I'll be going now, but don't worry, you can keep the hill.

what you on about Godwins law???

**jwelvis629**

I send in an aged veteran to chant the new fad song "pants on the ground"

sickening popularity demolishes iron will... "must sing the song... can't get it out of my head.... AAARRRGGGHH"

MY HILL

**Arheiner**

I Hire a Vindicare Assasain and put a full company of LR Executioners and a full company of LRMBT's on the hill, a few chimeras full of melta vets, a few of flamer vets, one with a CCS and Sly Marbo.