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2011/01/27 02:29:10
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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(abduction? this is new)
(remember im only observing now)
(but im happy to be a tactical advisor)
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Skullscreamers 2000  
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/27 02:29:22
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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new page!!!!!!!!!!
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/27 02:37:23
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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I just didn't want you to die, innocently observing and all...
Anyways, I thought an ally could be useful.
Btw, I said the planet on my second post last page.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/27 02:38:01
 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/27 03:44:35
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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cool, and yeah thanks, happy to help
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/27 18:28:58
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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No hope you say......
We'll see when Halo Nacho makes his descision.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/27 20:33:20
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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"Nikev, you can be saved, but you must make a decision."
"If you vow to join us, and to fight with us for eternity, we will save you. If not, you will die. Halonachos has no choice."
*planet about to explode...*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/27 20:33:50
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/28 00:00:30
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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we need some way to make the vow permenant
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/28 01:14:52
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Nikev thought about this for a moment...........
"but if I join you the fighting ends, for Halo seems to have left....well if he does come back...he's considered rescued by me."
NIkev does a little dance, and the zip line rips him from the ship and away from the hole of doom.
"That was close" he said as he walked onto the bridge of the Flag ship that was head of the fleet of Burning Nucian Knights. "All ships! Head for......that planet!"
The nucian fleet head for the planet that contains the hill. Doom will cometo those who dare attempt to stop the wrath of the Burning Knights of Nucia(and possibly Halonacho if he comes and joins me for saving him).
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/28 02:46:18
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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so you refuse to accept?
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/28 02:46:30
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Nikev proudly goes onto his ships, sure of his survival.
Then he hears a boom, not sure what at first.
He looks around, the the horizon warps into a huge explosion. Nikev knows it is the end. *Exterminatus*
(btw, to actually go to the planet the hill is on, you must consult my previous posts, it is hidden in one of my posts mwahahahah)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/28 02:46:53
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/28 03:56:31
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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The exterminatus had arrived with horrific timing. The second deathstrike vortex missile was exiting low orbit in order to deliver its payload just as the exterminatus warheads entered the same level of atmosphere.
The missile detonated causing another rip in the dimensions to swallow the exterminatus ordnance. Halonachos and Nikev did not know how lucky there were with the timing of the missile's launch. The sky turned a bright ice blue as the soldiers near the artillery watched in awe.
Shortly after rescue parties were sweeping over ground zero of the first missile. They noticed a few wreckages left, amongst them a crushed valkryie. The auspex on the Valkryie beeped to indicate life.
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2011/01/28 04:08:10
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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... that's when Halonachos realized I called exterminatus twice on this planet...
I actually did.
Oh well.
Halo, a man walks up to you "excuse me, are you Lord halonachos?"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/28 04:09:13
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/28 04:14:22
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I reply,
"No, I am not Lord Halonachos." Halonachos responded confused, "I am General Halonachos. If you seek to end my life I will ask you to remove yourself from my presence. If you wish to aid me, at what price?"
Halonachos rested his hand on his laspistol.
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2011/01/28 04:25:46
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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and exterminatus in three......
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/28 04:26:46
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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oh and please remember nikev, your in slaanesh's realm now 
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/28 14:04:00
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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"I seek to aid you, General Halo."
"All my life I have heard of you... your mighty feats and power in battle. I wish to join you... in death!!!!"
And then he whips out a thermal detonator, and activates it.
Halo cooly shoots the bounty hunter's hand and dives away behind cover... the explosion of the thermal detonator gave this nice warm breeze...
He looks over the wall, and he sees the man chuckling, though severely wounded...
"hahahaa... do you, do you know what I was supposed to do Halo?" He manages to say.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/01/28 14:09:42
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/29 00:58:29
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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"You were probably supposed to wear a frilly dress and die like the woman you are." Halonachos replied while breathing heavily. He had probably cracked a few of his ribs during the battle and the events shortly thereafter.
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2011/01/29 01:43:43
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So I see that Halo declined my offer....
I'm not in the mood to post right now.....I'm to uncaring to think somethign up.....damn.....
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/29 01:47:04
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So from what I understand, Nacho declined my offer, resulting in me zipping away and getting on the ships. We then begin searching the planet to find The hidden planet.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/29 03:22:31
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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"Halo... I was a distraction..."
He pulls his arm into the air and points behind you...
"...from that"
Both Nikev and Halo turn, and in horror see the second exterminatus just seconds away from the surface...
2...
1...
BOOOOOOMMM
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Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/29 03:22:45
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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second post glitch.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/29 03:22:58
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/29 07:47:20
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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As the bomb detonates a blue haze appears around the bringer and suddenly he finds himself aboard the Prophecy of Doom, my flagship,
Halonchas and Nikev dont even notice that The briger is gone as the shockwave sweeps over them
I get up of my command dias and move toward the bringer, my hand outstreched
"nice to see ya again bud"
"my teleporters a bit shoddy so i wasnt sure if ud make it or not, but here you are"
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/30 01:53:57
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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NIkev looked at the screen a little disheartened.....
"hmm......The clone I sent seems to have faild." :(
Well, let us fly forth, to the new hill....which was just created because the gods that fight farted and made it......
I capture new fart hill...
My New Fart Hill.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/02/02 21:22:28
Subject: king of the hill
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:NIkev looked at the screen a little disheartened.....
"hmm......The clone I sent seems to have faild." :(
Well, let us fly forth, to the new hill....which was just created because the gods that fight farted and made it......
I capture new fart hill...
My New Fart Hill.
Pine tree air freshening thingimabob.
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*Blank stare* |
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2011/02/02 21:24:28
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Gone hill...
my real hill in a galexy far far away 
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Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/02/02 21:27:50
Subject: king of the hill
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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The Bringer wrote:Gone hill...
my real hill in a galexy far far away
Lawyer!
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*Blank stare* |
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2011/02/02 22:09:21
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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LotG, want to join me?
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Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/02/02 23:01:30
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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No! Don't join him!
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2011/02/02 23:15:08
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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If you join THe Bringer...
He'll only bring you a sack of fail
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/02/02 23:16:33
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Also, don't join DOOMFART, just putting that one out there.
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