king of the hill

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**Commissar NIkev**

As the sisters made their comback, Nikev looked from underneath the tin can,
"good thing we're not out there, those Bolter B's are crazy!"
"aye sir"
"Say, doesn't that fire hurt?"
"Why no sir, not at all, just don-
*poke*
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"whoops.......sorry"

still my hidden hill

**The Bringer**

"Oooh, a fight..."

It seems that most everybody has forgotten about my secret artillery batteries..

"Fire!!!"

Halo sees victory within his grasp, slow but surely he is advancing. Then he hears a thunderous roar, and sees dirt exploding all around him. The artillery batteries shred through the sisters.

A shot lands next to halo and shrapnel shreds his leg. And then his vision blurs, and he blacks out momentarily...

Nikev, is it your hill... or our hill?

**Tyranic Marta**

The marines in front of halonchas laugh and simply ignore him

**Commissar NIkev**

What did the five fingers say to the face.......SLATEMONGOOSE!!!!!!!!

Betrayal is how this thread rolls. sorry buddy but for EONS of posts ago, I left the group...just nobody knew....thats how it rolls inthe imperium. The good lookers take all the goods and leave the do-gooders to fight.

**halonachos**

Halonachos could see it all going to hell around him. The sisters were continuing the fight as well as they could under a barrage. The chaos marines began to fall back as the bolter fire and immolater bursts began to decimate their lines.

Halon looked into the distance and could barely make out the contrails of dropships. They impacted in the vicinity of the artillery fire and soon grand explosions silenced the whine and hiss of incoming shells. Most importantly Halonachos saw the blue aura of the forcefield flicker and begin to die out.

"My troops have successfully destroyed their shield generator." Halonachos heard his sister say.

He turned around, it hurt as he did so, and saw his sister standing next to him with her honor guard.

"We're getting you a med-evac," his sister said, "you're not fit for command. Don't worry I can handle a few heretics."

Halonachos was lifted out of the crater and placed behind a makeshift barricade. He saw Valkries coming in to unload fresh troops and to take back the wounded. Halonachos began to black out as he was settled into the back of a Valkrie, as it took off he watched as the lines slowly began to surge towards the hill. Daemons were being banished by holy flame and a lone chaos sorceror was almost hoplessly surrounded. Dark purple energy surged from the sorceror as he desperately continued to cast spells. A hail of bolter fire swept across the sorceror and his form crumpled to the ground.

"She's going to make me regret this." Halonachos thought as he lay in the Valkrie and listened to the sounds of battle.

**Tyranic Marta**

Seeing his sorceror fall slaanesh realizes that the battle has turned against him so he uses his last trump card (not to say he hasnt got other ones stashed away that are usually used first)

As the valkyrie begins to ascend the sisters in it begin to feel a longing for the power of chaos and seeing chaos marines of particular merit they leap out of the vessel as if to greet their hero's. Halonchas pales as he sees the pilot leap out of the boarding ramp and down into the murk below. The plane is now unmanned except for one absolutely mashed guardsman who cannot fly it even if he wanted, because at tht moment the full impact of how stuffed he is hits him and he blacks out.

As the ship carrers into the ground the chaos marines push back the ground forces and the rift disgorges one final wave of demonic terrors, Soul grinders. A full score (20 for those of you who dont know) of slaanesh's favorite Soulgrinders march into the battle and (quite literally) spew forth death into the ranks of the enemy

**halonachos**

"VORTEX GRENADES!" a sister called out.

At that very moment a group of sisters threw blue orbs at the soul grinders. The blue orbs opened up rifts in the warp and began to suck the soulgrinders and marines in the area into the nether.

"Call in the grey knights." Halonachos' sister said into her own microbead.

A nearby sister nodded as she began to hail the grey knights in orbit around the planet. She watched as Halonachos' sister and her honor guard ran towards the crumpled Valkrie in order to pull him from the wreck and to deal with the new traitors.

Within ten minutes terminators in gleaming silver armor bearing the rosarius arrived on the battlefield.

"We have heretics and a traitorous regiment of guardsmen under the command of a so called Nikev." Halonachos' sister reported to the inquisitor among the grey knight terminators.

"Very well Cannoness Rosia. We will deal with the remainder of the soulgrinders and expect your aid with the chaos marines." Inquisitor Valt said as his bionic eye scanned the battlefield. "Where's your brother with the Fluvian mechanised?"

Cannoness Rosia pointed to the crumpled form in a tattered Fluvian General uniform and then to the craters that held smoking, twisted wrecks of the Fluvian basilisks.

"He has more in reserve along with the majority of his troops, but we are waiting to use them." Cannoness Rosia spoke to Valt, who was still busy scanning the battlefield.

"No doubt they are waiting for his order." Inquisitor Valt almost sneered, "I will have my Knights prepare for full scale launch soon. Call his troops forward to protect the flank, what kind of siege weapons do we have?"

"He has several more deathstrikes and mostly colossus siege weapons left. That and a few squadrons of Leman Russ's and of course the chimeras for his troops." the cannoness reported.

"Very well, this battle is ours." Inquisitor Valt said confidently.

**Tyranic Marta**

ok lets get this straight,

1: All the sisters have become enthralled by slaanesh

2: Halonchas your dead beacause you were in the valkyrie when it crashed (BOOOOOOOOOM)

3: The inquisitor and his retinue never get the message because ALL the sisters have been corrupted and Halonchas is dead so he cant give the order in the first place

Nikevs hidden hill

**Tyranic Marta**

(so that makes that post obselete, please read and understand what others have posted b4 posting

)

**The Bringer**

I call exterminatus on the planet.

I use my "change where the hill is" card and put it on a planet... which you will now have to find. (I also get another card which will cancel anything that could change the location of the hill)

My new hill, which I am king of, and which you don't know the location of, and the planet is about to go bye-bye.

The planet is Tatooine

**halonachos**

Tyranic Marta wrote:ok lets get this straight,

1: All the sisters have become enthralled by slaanesh

2: Halonchas your dead beacause you were in the valkyrie when it crashed (BOOOOOOOOOM)

3: The inquisitor and his retinue never get the message because ALL the sisters have been corrupted and Halonchas is dead so he cant give the order in the first place

Nikevs hidden hill

Actually you only said the sisters in the valkrie went to join the chaos marines.

The valkryie was just taking off of the ground, if the sisters could jump from it then its at a survivable height.

Also, aren't you chaos Bringer?

**Tyranic Marta**

ok sure you get that only those ones however the point is that slaanesh wouldnt stop there, he wouldnt just target a totally screwed guardsman and his retinue and ignore the rest of his army, so yes everything is still the same, oh and yes it would have been survivable but then they would be fighting for chaos anyhoo

**Tyranic Marta**

your still screwed

**halonachos**

I cast resolve.

Resolve is super effective.

The chaos hoarde approached the downed Valkryie as Halonachos managed to clamber into the cockpit. He searched for the radio and was happy to see that it was still functioning enough to send out a signal.

He grabbed the mic and held it to his mouth, taking deep breathes so he could speak. He depressed the 'talk' button while firing out of the back and at the chaos marines approaching.

"This is General Halonachos of the Fluvian mechanised," Halonachos winced as bolter fire hit the metal above him, "my position has been compromised, the sisters have pulled back(yes I'm saying they pulled back because you weren't specific,your fault :p), this position is lost."

A marine tried to reach into the valkryie to grab Halonachos, but the marine's bulk prevented him from readily reaching him.

"I am calling in all artillery in my command to fire on my coordinates. Request Astartes and possible Inquisitorial support, the Emperor protects." Halonachos took his las pistol and aimed at the marine who had removed his helmet in order to help fit into the Valkryie. Halonachos managed to put several rounds into the Slaaneshi servent and removed the top half of his head.

He heard the shreek of a deathstrike vortex missile. the world would end, the marines would be killed, he would be killed.

"I will die on my own." halonachos cursed at the marines as bright blue spheres bloomed amongst the chaos marines. Their screams echoed through the valley as the material realm began to tear. Wrecked war machines and corpses were pulled into the vortex along with much of the land. Halonachos felt the slight tug on his body grow stronger as the vortex grew in size. The corpse to the chaos marine began to slide out of the valkryie and towards the interdimensional bubble.

The corpse was wedged into the crushed bay doors and Halonachos pulled himself into a seat and buckled himself in. The wreckage whined as it began to slide towards the vortex.

Halonachos closed his eyes and awaited the inevitable.

**Tyranic Marta**

Taking pity on the guardsman slanesh reaches down to him and plucks him away into the warp to his own domain, their halonchas is befuddled by the exotic paradise of Slaanesh's gardens, the guardsman has gone to the heaven he has always been promised by the servants of the imperium >.<

**The Bringer**

I don't know what I am...

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Kais seeing that his ally Nikev had betrayed him, he turned his undead army around and called for an Undead Hunter to track Nikev.

"That way, master."

"Excellent...CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

**The Bringer**

I teleport back to the earth from my hill in a galexy far far away.

Nikev must be dealt with for his treachery.

I pull out my imperial blaster rifle and charge with Kais.

(Btw, I have chosen the planet the hill is on, and its in one of my previous posts, and I'm dropping hints along the way...)

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

"Good to see you have joined us. Now let us destroy Nikev!"

**halonachos**

Nobody likes Nikev!

**Tyranic Marta**

no nobody does

Tyranic Marta, a huge hulking terminator clad warrior with a massive two handed sword grasped loosly at his side, pounds after the two,

"DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!"

**halonachos**

Tyranic Marta gets picked up by the god-emperor and is placed in the center of a planet filled with nothing. The planet's main export is suck.

**The Bringer**

There can be peace with Nikev...

"We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of Terra, and the children that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the Marines whose bodies were hewn even as they dead against the seat of the Golden Throne, are avenged! When you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own servitors...! We shall have peace."

I'm done with all this action. I go teleport back to my hill in a galaxy far far away.

I just hire some bounty hunters to kill halonachos and Nikev.

**Tyranic Marta**

(not possible hes stuck in his throne slowly dying

im still on the planet, and i concur with the bringer, Tyranic simply leaves the planet with his army and every tace of his being there, (im officially pissing of 4 da last time on this post)

**Commissar NIkev**

....I love you guys <3

I find it funny to ready your posts because crazyness always happens by the time I get home.

Nikev looks back for a moment, "OI! Where's our hill?"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAA- what? O dear."

*sigh* "you were supposed to watch it" -_-

"Sorry sir."

"I know, now we have to find it....who can help us?"

"Well there is THAT guy who's in that crashed and burning ship over there."

"What? Where?"

"There." The Burning Nucian points to a valkaryie in the distance being attack/sucked into a weird hole in the ground.

"Right then, contact fleet and lets get that guy out of there."

Halonacho sat strapped into the chair, reminicing no doubt about the good and bad he had done in his life time. Popping in from the back Nikev looked him in the face, "Ello there," *Insert Cheesy Grin here* "If ya wanna live, take my hand." Nikev holds out his hand to Halonacho, if accepted, they will both zipline to safety...if not....NIkev ziplines to safety....if anything weird happens....Nikev has a teleporter and will teleport to safety

*Deep Exciting Narrator voice*
Will Halonacho accept Nikev's offer of survival?
Will they find the hill hidden on some strange planet?
Tune in next post with,
THE ADVENTURES OF THE HILL!

**Tyranic Marta**

*giggles* (im still gonna observe and comment but not participate)

**The Bringer**

So... tempting... to... shoot you...

**Tyranic Marta**

who? me?

why would YOU shoot little old ME?

what on earth have i done?

**Tyranic Marta**

Shoot him itll make things easier

No dont theres no point your just wasting ammo

But if he does then its anouther person out of the equation

You never was good at quantum mechanics so SHUT UP

no

fine

shoot him

dont do it

why not?

because if he do.... because i friggin said so tats why.....

**The Bringer**

I meant Nikev...

Dash it all.

I grab Marta and teleport back to my hill with him, but before I do that I call exterminatus five times on this cursed planet. There is no hope for Nikev or Halonachos.