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2011/01/18 22:27:01
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I never claimed to be near the hill, its contaminated after all. I'm afraid you just killed the vault dweller from one of the Fallout games.
"Did you see where the artillery came from?" Halonachos asked his second in command.
"Yes, there is apparantly another hill around that area." his second in command replied.
A light blue aura emanated from the hill.
"It seems they also have a forcefield, most likely giving them an invulnerable save." Halonachos crossed his hands behind his back and shrugged.
"Power readings show that it offers a 2+ invulnerable save." Halonachos' second said while offering a report to Halonachos.
Halonachos glanced at the report and pursed his lips before turning around and walking towards the communications room.
"Where are you going sir?" his second asked almost surprised at his actions.
"I'm going to call my older sister." Halonachos called over his shoulder.
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2011/01/18 23:08:24
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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My little lookout says, "Sir sir, look at that!!"
He gives me the binoculars.
I look through them.
We're dead.
I install an emergency escape pods.
I turn off the fancy light blue aura setting on our shield, its giving us away. O.o
I also install a physic shield which confers "know no pain" which is the invulnerable-save equivalent of FnP (which is for your Armor save). So thus we all have a -/2++ (4++)
I also get some diamond earrings, it may be the perfect counter-attack.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/01/18 23:16:07
 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/18 23:19:14
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Meanwhile...
The vox rang as Halonachos sat at the desk and placed his cap on his desk.
"Sister Maria here." a voice on the vox said.
"Hello sister, this is Halonachos..." Halonachos began reluctantly.
"How goes the campaign, we heard that you used some Deathstrike missiles?" Maria said over the vox.
"I need to..." Halonachos almost shuddered, "speak to my sister."
"I'll get the cannoness for you." the sister said and the line cut out for a second.
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"Ah, Halonachos, how nice to talk to you. How goes everything?" the cannoness asked.
"I need your help with something." Halonachos began to regret asking for help.
"Oh really?" Halonachos' sister responded. "And how can I possibly help the great liberator?"
The sarcasm dripped from her response and Halonachos told her the story of the Battle for the Hill.
"Hmmm..." Halonachos' sister mused, "I'll be there in a few days. Prepare for my arrival."
Halonachos heard the vox go dead and he placed it on the receiver. He sat at his desk before opening a drawer and taking out a flask of amasec, he was going to need it.
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2011/01/18 23:32:30
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Lol, something amazing has happened to King of the Hill... its called roleplaying.
I call Shas'o Vera through my inter-dimensional vox caster,
"Shas'o vera, do you wish to join the ranks of Kais, Tyranic Marta, Nikev, and me?
...Halo has something up his sleeves, its got to be serious if he has the guts to show his face again."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/18 23:34:31
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/19 03:26:22
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Yes, it unfortunately went to the RP realm, but I blame dark for that.
"Prepare the camp for the arrival for a company of sisters and their equipment." Halonachos said to his commander while taking a swig from his bottle of amasec.
"Yes sir, and is there any special arrangements we should make?" Halonachos' second asked.
"My sister usually enjoys bathing in the blood of a platoon of children every night." Halonachos joked darkly.
"You don't exactly like her, do you sir?" Halonachos' second asked.
"It's not that," Halonachos said while swirling his bottle, "she's pretty evil, and mean, and more successful than me, and evil."
"Oh," Halonachos' second asked "and she's coming here?"
"Yep," Halonachos nodded, "and I feel bad for Nikev and company. By the way send some propaganda their way to give Comissar Nikev something to do."
Your hill is doused with leaflets and pamphlets filled with propaganda dropped courteously from a Marauder bomber.
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2011/01/19 14:59:48
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Meanwhile, at the legion of doom, within a hidden bunker deep within the confines of a secluded criminal facility whose soul purpose was to house Shas and his last regiment of men that he had renamed 'the thrusters last pelvis'. And so he stood looking out of his ancient window of doom within his strange fortress of such cruel and disturbing design.
His personal vox trooper, whose body was fused to the device quickly hollered in an annoying mechanical tone that resembled some sort of motorola phone tune. To which he answered, but only heard part of said message. "Shas... Join... Nikev.. if... the guts... show.... face again.."
And because of this simple communication feth up, he replied in his usual way. "You shall not be spared my fury!! You group of broken pelvis' you!!!" Then he shut the vox trooper off and want to his desk, where he then pressed an inconspicuous button and yelled into another mic. "Gentlemen!! Get in here!!!"
After a while, a group of men, all of various heights and sizes scurried into his personal quaters and began to divulge their information to suit his needs and ideas. "Alright.... Order ten platoon to the front, let's see just how good out latest models far in battle...."
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2011/01/19 16:43:01
Subject: king of the hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY BLAME DARK ALL THE TIME???!!!
YOU SHOULD ALL LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!
EVEN THOUGH HE'LL BE THE DEATH OF US AAAALL-!!
(Dark walks in)
"What are you doing Kais?"
"Uhhhh nothing."
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2011/01/19 18:48:15
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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i stand idlely as things happen. Whatching things as they go by, the things that do the thing that happens and I call things then become other things and I stab these things and make more things with the things's thing and use that thing to destroy something. 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/19 22:35:55
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Halonachos' snipers surveyed the hill that had the aura coming from it and saw the traitorous Commissar Nikev.
"Sir we've made visual contact with an enemy commander." the sniper called over the vox.
"Which one?" Halonachos replied.
"Nikev, sir." the sniper called in.
"Take him out, I'll at least be able to tell my sister that I managed to accomplish something without her being here." Halonachos hung up the vox.
"You heard the commander." the sniper told his spotter, "Let's take him out."
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2011/01/21 01:33:55
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Bullets wizzed past my head as I reached down to pick up a pamphlet.....well.....look at that hot little lady......I then proceed to call the number on the bottom which states 'call for a good time'.
"Hello.
Yes I'm calling for the good time.
Yea.
Yea.
Yea.
Wait do wait with the candle?
Okay I'll be there in a few minutes."
Nikev proceeds to visit Halo's sisters.(if ya know what I mean  )
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/21 02:38:17
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Have fun, she's a dominatrix who loves violating men(if you know what I mean, if you don't you're going to find out.) 
Halonachos' sister had arrived only an hour ago and his life had already become hell. She hadn't even talked to him yet and the other sisters hadn't even finished unloading their vehicles from the troopship. Halonachos sighed as he approached her quarters and raised his hand to knock on the door, a loud scream of pain came from behind the door. He didn't recognize the scream but knew it was a male screaming.
"Poor guy." Halonachos thought as he walked away from the door in his better judgement, "she always was a sexual deviant."
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2011/01/22 02:08:21
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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o.O
The dominatrix I'm cool with.....but the violating men......that just doesn't roll man....
Nikev thinks about what could possibly go wrong with this......
"MEN! PREPARE THE DEFENSES!" he calls to the Nucians who begin to prepare for the fight of their lives.....and their Man Cards.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/22 04:05:29
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:o.O
The dominatrix I'm cool with.....but the violating men......that just doesn't roll man....
Nikev thinks about what could possibly go wrong with this......
"MEN! PREPARE THE DEFENSES!" he calls to the Nucians who begin to prepare for the fight of their lives.....and their Man Cards.
Good call, too bad you already aligned against me.
Halonachos sends Nikev a message;
"Dear Nikev,
It's not too late to be a hero to the Imperium. All you have to do is kill yourself and we will proclaim you 'Hero of the Hill'. Think about it Nikev,a statue in your honor, a parade in your honor, and even a planetary holiday. All you have to do is kill yourself and we'll say that your last living action was killing a traitor.
Sincerely,
General Halonachos, 38th Fluvian Mechanized Infantry"
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2011/01/22 15:01:45
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Nikev read the message "Da f-" "SIR! we are ready at your command".
Nikev though about the offer, kill myself and have all of those things, or be victorious and own the hill, still be alive, and have all of those things and more. I think I'll fight, "Fire the Artillery!" Nikev screamed as the battle began.
When I typed that artillery part, the voice from the guardsmen in Dawn of war popped into my head.....it was funny 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/22 16:17:11
Subject: king of the hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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"Whoah heavy fight, hey lolcats, make yourselves useful and fight the enemy."
"What? Noz understand."
"Fine ok. OMG, lolcats, please make urselves usful and fight those S.O.B.'s"
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2011/01/22 20:03:36
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/23 09:51:49
Subject: king of the hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Lol, just the response I was after (excellent). Basically just attack them.
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2011/01/23 15:04:14
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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 That ends the S.O.B.s...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/01/23 15:06:05
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/23 21:28:50
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/24 05:44:54
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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bah i give up, have the hill
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Skullscreamers 2000  
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/24 17:38:02
Subject: king of the hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Its true, its getting a bit rediculous now...
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2011/01/25 02:19:06
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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but thats the fun of watching this thread...or participating.....it'll jump back.
you spelled ridiculous wrong
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/25 02:36:28
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I counter the artillery by firing my own artillery. The hill is turned into a cratered mass seeing as though the forcefield was turned off.
Halonachos smiled as he sipped his coffee and watched the hill burn. He could see Nucians running around and trying to douse themselves off, one of them exploded as he poured something on himself.
"Poor fether probably used promethium." Halonachos laughed and almost spat up his coffee.
The chaos marines were retreating like the slaaneshi pansies they are and the others wouldn't be able to withstand the barrage for long. Halonachos and his Fluvians had trained with the Death Korp of Krieg when it came to vehicular sieges. The barrage would last days and he had the shells to do so.
Halonachos' sister watched on in surprise as her forces turned out not to be needed after all.
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2011/01/25 08:02:55
Subject: king of the hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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K, I'll continue...
The darkness is brought to Kais, as he releases his true form...
A DEATH KNIGHT!!!
Then he calls upon an army of the dead to aid him in battle.
"Ltes go then."
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2011/01/25 20:03:51
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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All right halonchas just for that ill carry on
The noise marines show the cunning of their ploy, the "retreat" was them simply clearing space for a massive deamonic summoning
A sorceror walks forward, artilliary exploding well above his head on the force feild (when did i turn it off? no the hill is still in one piece) He begins to chant arcane verses and out of the fabric of reality a rip is torn, he grasps it with both hands and pulls as if delimbing a foe, the rip tears open into a gate of chaos disgorging scorses of deamons, the seekers of slaanesh come first, moving so fast across the field and with such grace that the Fluvians had no time to react, by the time the greater deamons reached the artilliary line there was little to do except kill Halonchas himself, at the end of it all Halonchas you end up in the mud with your head and hand holding a shattered coffee mug several metres away
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/25 20:39:02
Subject: king of the hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Kais the Death Knight sees his ally with an army of daemons, and in turn rushes towards the enemy with the full power of his undead army.
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2011/01/25 22:58:13
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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(buchery!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
The combined armies quickly rip through the enemy, leaving the hill clear of foes for the first time in several pages
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/26 00:34:29
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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I pop out of the bunker...
"So, what's up guys? Anybody trying to steal our hill, I heard a few rumblings."
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Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/26 01:24:32
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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....as the battle rages on, I steal the hill with the not Burning Knights of Nucia! _UPGRADE FTW_
as the alliance returned to the 'hill' after fighting halonacho, they find a small not on the very tip-top of the hill....
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Hello dear Friends,
I see you are reading my note. It to a degree is a foolish thing to do. If you finish this no- BOOM!
Gotcha didn't I, you thought I was going to blow u-"
As the alliance read the letter the fake hill blew up...
My hill that is hiding with me in the tin can over there
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/26 02:11:34
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Halonachos grabbed his arm as the sudden destruction of his artillery line and forward command post came to fruition. He saw a line of slaaneshi marines running towards him. He drew his laspistol in an attempt at a last stand.
A chaos marine approached him and Halonachos fired, the shot glanced off of the marine's helmet. The marine raised his fist to crush Halonachos and as he did a gout of flame engulfed the marine. Halonachos heard the cackling of his sister as her army began to surge forwards to meet the marines. Their immolaters ignoring the inulnerable save of the marines and burning them in holy flame.
Halonachos caught sight of his sister as the line moved forward towards the previosly chaos held hill.
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