40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**JamesGang**

You receive questionable looks from Cannibal Charlie.

I insert a quarter.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive one life on space invaders

I insert Dakka Dakka

**JamesGang**

You receive a coupon good for 15% off at games workshop. Dated 1997.

I insert every historically accurate history channel documentary on Adolfo Hitlero.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a redneck from the present, and an alien from the future

I insert a baby

**BladeTX**

You get tickets to the next Maury Povich show to find if it's yours.

I insert a Krak grenade.

**JamesGang**

Exalted! Hahaha!

You receive silly putty and a super ball.

I insert a spatula.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a crabby patty.

I insert a starfish

**JamesGang**

You receive a ::ahem:: blowfish

I insert a dvd copy of Kelly's Heroes

**snurl**

You get some negative waves.

I insert a Tiger Tank.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a tiger shark.

I insert reverse psychology.

**snurl**

You get forward thinking.

I insert a week's worth of empty beer cans.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a Greek letter

I insert a Haitian orphan stolen by the Americans

**JamesGang**

You receive Liam Neeson and he's not happy.

I insert Thomas the Tank

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a forgotten engine

I insert Gordon Brown

**JamesGang**

You receive a recession that lowers your Labour Party popularity.

I insert a bottle of peach schnapps.

**the shrouded lord**

you recieve Gordan Ramsey.
I insert the australian government, and wiat for what ever comes out with a cricket bat.

**JamesGang**

You receive a can of fosters beer.

I insert a box of Kraft Mac and cheese.

**snurl**

You get a can of SPAM to go with it. (try it)

I insert WHFB 9th edition rumors.

**the shrouded lord**

You receive a "out of order" sign.
I insert this kitten. after breaking it's neck.

**JamesGang**

You receive a slap on the face.

I insert the lord of the rings rulebook.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a one trick pony

I insert a large anus

**the shrouded lord**

you receive my father. his first name is darth.
I insert the deviant art forums and wiat for whatever comes out with a flamethrower.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a pat on the back from someone (me)

I insert a roll of tissue paper

**the shrouded lord**

you are hit on the head with the back end of a flame thrower. I insert an unconsious you.

**JamesGang**

You receive CREEEEEED in return. Fully armed and filthy.

I insert your mom's granny panties.

**snurl**

You get a fish-slap.

I insert The Walking Dead.

**the shrouded lord**

you get a note that says "they're mother fething zombies, not walkers!"
I insert the quote from my sig.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a MLK quote, with a note attached saying, "more inspirational"

I insert a a brony after activating the vending machine's meat grinder function

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a Pony with a chainsword.

I insert a pair of Deal with It glasses.

**the shrouded lord**

Deal with it glasses begin pouring from the machine.
I insert a bungi cord, with myself attached!