40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a troll face, just before slamming into the ground

I insert a geography textbook

**JamesGang**

You receive a sexual education.

I insert a maggot.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a pigs head (high fives for the Lord of the flies reference?)

I insert reddit

**JamesGang**

You receive enough votes to be kicked off the island.

I insert great expectations

**Ascalam**

You receive a huge disappointment

I insert a dystopian future

**Happyjew**

You receive Soylent Green Cola (its taste differs from person to person).

I insert a dollar bill.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive nothing.

I insert Aunt Obama

**JamesGang**

You receive uncle michelle and her (his?) lose weight now book

I insert a corrupted wish from another thread.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a buttraiping from slanessh

I insert a big old nob

**JamesGang**

You receive an awkward smile from the man in front of you.

I insert a space heater. (Is that slang for a space marine's weapon?)

**CREEEEEEEEED**

No, and you receive hypothermia

I insert a large poster of a highlighter

**JamesGang**

You receive a free trip to go laser bowling

I insert a freshly picked scab

**KaptinBadrukk**

you receive The Great Unclean one
I insert my terminators.

**JamesGang**

You receive the cardboard package to put those silly Arnold movies in.

I insert my 100th post!

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive my 644th post! (Congrats though!)

I insert dat ass.

**JamesGang**

You receive a tap on dat ass

I insert a proper waffle iron.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a toasted cheese sandwich

I insert a baby photo

**JamesGang**

You receive a search warrant for child porn.

I insert an American, a Russian and a Jewish soldier.

**snurl**

You get a joke.

I insert a dream.

**JamesGang**

You get a national movement

I insert goodwill to everyone.

**King Pariah**

You get A Roadside Picnic

I insert Golem XIV

**Verviedi**

You get a Dryad.

I insert Robin Cruddance's thumb.

**the shrouded lord**

you rescieve an arrow to the knee.

I insert my home-made flame thrower.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive 3rd degree burns to the face

I insert a large bucket of faecal matter

**Happyjew**

You receive a Matt Ward codex.

I insert a dark chocolate nonpareil.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a milk chocolate bar

I insert a disappointing book (The Blood of Olympus for me)

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive the Blood Angel codex.

I insert the Codex Astartes.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a bitch slap from an angry marine

I insert a free product from GW (as if)

**Happyjew**

You receive an FAQ (and about dang time).

I insert a Colossal Squig.

**JamesGang**

You receive a ton of Kevin

I insert leftover turkey