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made twenty bucks off hooter shooters at the Strippers then almost got into a fight with some bitches at mcdonalds. Good night!

Lol. Thats awesome dude.

Wow, I take a nap and four pages pass by? Goddamn guys. Goddamn.

Melissia wrote:Wow, I take a nap and four pages pass by? Goddamn guys. Goddamn.

We are starting Stupidest comments we have read on facebook, myspace, or any other media browser used for social networking.

Are we? I'm still thinking about preforming fellatio on a tree.

With the image that you have for an avatar, I wouldnl't doubt it.

I don't get it.

This thread needs to die because I can't not read it and there's too much inane chatter going on >.<

Another Stupid one.
This one is about a guy who is sleeping a girls room.
"bet he didnt even leave."

Anyway this thread must die.

I will kill it.

Melissia wrote:With the image that you have for an avatar, I wouldnl't doubt it.

My other one apparently reminded folk of teen heart-throbs so i went serial killer instead.

@ Cannerus: It's not inane chatter. It's... something else.

Really this is what I think has happened.

Time to close this thread!



You know I'll do it...

This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.

rubiksnoob wrote:This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.

DAMNIT!

It was almost gone, and you just HAD to start it up again, didn't you?

Alright, lets try this:

I don't understand why women have the sudden urge to, at the age of 13, begin to become mega bitches

/discuss

chowderhead13 wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.

DAMNIT!

It was almost gone, and you just HAD to start it up again, didn't you?

Alright, lets try this:

I don't understand why women have the sudden urge to, at the age of 13, begin to become mega bitches

/discuss

I don't think they realize their bitchy behavior.

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:This thread has degenerated into nonsensical babbling. It's painful.

DAMNIT!

It was almost gone, and you just HAD to start it up again, didn't you?

Alright, lets try this:

I don't understand why women have the sudden urge to, at the age of 13, begin to become mega bitches

/discuss

I don't think they realize their bitchy behavior.

You humor me with your lies.

To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"

Yeah, never had that happen to me...

It is a good pain

Seeing as this is actually on topic, I'll rejoin

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"

Perhaps they are afraid of hurting the feelings of the other conversationalists, as they obviously want to talk. Men are obviously too blunt and callous to do this. Okay, I've done this before, sans whining afterward.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

I too thought of a legitimate question that will prolong the life of this thread. Why do women (I've never seen a man do this) stay locked in a conversation for eternity, continuing it when it dies down repeatedly, then walk away and make an exasperated noise and say something to the effect of "I thought I was never going to get out of that conversation!"

Yeah, never had that happen to me...

You can also get revenge by spreading other salacious lies.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:To get revenge for boys saying girls have cooties and the like at a younger age.

Girls do have cooties! The cooties are just not infectious until much, much later in life, when it starts to adle a mans brain and he can't think straight around his infector!

Also, Church girl seems to be at it again, or something. All I know is I walked past her and her father pointed me out to her, she looked and turned away again. Then, after I sat down, she turned around and glanced at me, before hurriedly turning around again.

Now, before anyone says "That's kind of normal, Slargsy", she avoids me like the plague and hasn't even glanced in my general direction in months.

All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.

...speaking of cooties, what are they?

Fafnir wrote:All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.

I figured the Jelly Beans were more important!

Yeah that seems to be common. Girls avoiding guys like the plague sometimes and by sometimes I mean most of the time is when they avoid us.

Fafnir wrote:All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.

...speaking of cooties, what are they?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties

Basically young kids accuse people who are different of having "cooties" (coo tees) as a sort of jeering on the playground. Example: "Don't touch her, she's a girl, she has cooties!"

Some people never get over their social aversion to the opposite sex despite being sexually attracted to them later on.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Fafnir wrote:All I know is that I'm glad I bought cootie insurance when I was younger.

...speaking of cooties, what are they?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties

Basically young kids accuse people who are different of having "cooties" (coo tees) as a sort of jeering on the playground. Example: "Don't touch her, she's a girl, she has cooties!"

Something I don't get about girls is their need to have attention. If they aren't pampered on 24/7, they throw a hissy fit.

Is this just me?