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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Small psyker girl peeps at Co'tor from behind butter tank sofa, and offers her a picture book of medical diagrams]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*smiles warmly and starts to read book, with some interest*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*wallops a DE*

We shall have victoreh!

Spoiler:

3x Boltgun Magazine
1x Battlecannon Round
1x Beihnblehd
1x Boreale's (organic) Left Foot
1x The Concept of Victory
1x Flash Git Shoota
2x Set of Bagpipes
1x Haggis
1x Ultramarine Drop Pod
1x Leman Russ Battle Tank
3x Broken Lasguns
1x CBC Hat
1x Dark Eldar
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*drops back down into the Butter Tank holding the Teddy Bear*
*Bionic arm is missing and the remnants are sparking fitfully*
I think Selym took my arm while I was getting this thing back *gestures with Teddy Bear*, those Blood Ravens are annoying little buggers aren't they?
*hands Kimmy the Teddy Bear and she smiiles happily and begins playing with it*
It's all worth it I suppose.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/10 22:35:37


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I ahm Commander Boreale, not Selym!

Spoiler:

3x Boltgun Magazine
1x Battlecannon Round
1x Beihnblehd
1x Boreale's (organic) Left Foot
1x The Concept of Victory
1x Flash Git Shoota
2x Set of Bagpipes
1x Haggis
1x Ultramarine Drop Pod
1x Leman Russ Battle Tank
3x Broken Lasguns
1x CBC Hat
1x Dark Eldar
1x WK's Bionic Arm
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: I know, I'm just used to referring to people's characters by their names on Dakka rather than their character's actual names. Force of habit I suppose.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC: TBF, up until now most of us did that. Now BC, Vervi, Selym, and me are all playing characters who do not. Although mine doesn't have a name period.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Cartoon BC pulls on BC's sleeve and looks sad]
Where is your hat? [Looks over at Boreales] [Sighs] Again?

[Picks up an orange traffic cone and exchanges it for CBC's hat] [Returns with hat] You're as bad as each other.

[Heads back to barracks, CBC heads to bed]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*wears the traffic cone on his head*

Victoreh is owas!


Spoiler:

3x Boltgun Magazine
1x Battlecannon Round
1x Beihnblehd
1x Boreale's (organic) Left Foot
1x The Concept of Victory
1x Flash Git Shoota
2x Set of Bagpipes
1x Haggis
1x Ultramarine Drop Pod
1x Leman Russ Battle Tank
3x Broken Lasguns
1x Orange Traffic Cone
1x Dark Eldar
1x WK's Bionic Arm
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC:
 War Kitten wrote:
OOC: I know, I'm just used to referring to people's characters by their names on Dakka rather than their character's actual names. Force of habit I suppose.


Don't worry; Boreale only rises to it because he is bawld and fewlish, and you said it IC
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks over to Selym*
Can I have my arm back? I kind of need it.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*returns it*

We have lohst the objective!

Spoiler:

3x Boltgun Magazine
1x Battlecannon Round
1x Beihnblehd
1x Boreale's (organic) Left Foot
1x The Concept of Victory
1x Flash Git Shoota
2x Set of Bagpipes
1x Haggis
1x Ultramarine Drop Pod
1x Leman Russ Battle Tank
3x Broken Lasguns
1x Orange Traffic Cone
1x Dark Eldar
1x WK's Helmet
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*takes his helmet and arm back and gives Selym a DE helmet in return*
*retires to Butter Tank to re-attach his arm in peace*
Fethin' Blood Ravens....
*re-attaches his arm and begins teaching Kimmy about how to treat battlefield injuries, all the while keeping an eye on CBC*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*adjusts his inventory*

Spoiler:

3x Boltgun Magazine
1x Battlecannon Round
1x Beihnblehd
1x Boreale's (organic) Left Foot
1x The Concept of Victory
1x Flash Git Shoota
2x Set of Bagpipes
1x Haggis
1x Ultramarine Drop Pod
1x Leman Russ Battle Tank
3x Broken Lasguns
1x Orange Traffic Cone
1x Dark Eldar
1x DE Helmet
1x WK's Backpack
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Begins annihilating Dark Eldar with the Dawn Blade, while the Verviedi Entity causes some DE's armor to spontaneously detach itself and their glowsticks to go out*

Thanks, wherever you are!

Don't mention it. Not the biggest fan of those pansy bastards ever since they hurt BC.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*notices his backpack is missing, sighs in irritation, opens the PA supply room in the Butter Tank and gets a new backpack for his Power Armor*
Let him keep the dang thing, it was about to meltdown anyway....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*cloaks and charges into the Dark Eldar, slashing anything too close with wrist blades*

*mimics their insane laughter as he kills them, but slowly gathers wounds and begins to slow from fatigue mixed with blood loss and poisoning*

I... have failed...

*falls to knees and types a 14 digit code into wrist, and gives a last booming laugh before sacrificing himself in an explosion that wipes out any Dark Eldar in the vicinity*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*2bj1's explosion rocks the Butter Tank*
*pops out the hatch*
WHAT THE FETH JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?
*notices the crater surrounded by a few dazed Dark Eldar*
*jumps out of the Butter Tank and puts down the last few Dark Eldar with his power sword*
What could have done this?

OOC: You switching 2bj1? If so, to what? I'm curious.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*is startled by the movement of tank*
*finished reading anatomy book and, selecting an organ that looks fun to build, pulls out the oragami paper*

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

OOC: Yeah, I didn't really have much to go off of for Predator besides trophy hunting, and it felt repetitive to me. I figured it was better to go off with a bang. As for my next avatar, I'm not sure what it will be yet. Open for suggestions though.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: Got any particular universe/theme in mind? There's lots of things/people/things in the 40k universe that would work well as an avatar. Or you could go outside 40k (kinda like now).

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

OOC: I've been looking at various Fallout characters after seeing ZK do them. Also considering an android from Welyand Yutani (Alien franchise) since it'd be pretty peaceful until it short circuits or someone tries doing something past what it's orders say are allowed. If not that, then I may even go back the xenomorph or something, just for the simplicity of randomly screwing with someone by attacking them and scampering off to a vent. I guess I can't narrow down my options a whole lot.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

A Fallout character would be interesting. So would an Android, if you read the book series some of those Androids are scarily human looking. (One book I read had them look basically human, and featured basically an Android Marine unit). I would almost recommend that just because there's so many places to go with it.

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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Fallout would be fun, a peaceful android would be nice for a change! (As opposed to the sort-of-cloud cuckoo lander AI of TNB or the VE)

BIC:
*Is launched back from the explosion, hitting a wall and sliding down*

I absolutely saw that coming. But then again, I recently took control of a fully-automatic device with a Psyker plugged into it.

Oh, great. When will you just leave me alone? I don't have anything I can help you with!

Honestly, O'Shovah, you are one of my personal heroes. I just wanted to talk to you. Are you still afraid of me?

I-I feel no fear! Kings do not fear strange entities!

I'm inside every system in your suit. Your adren levels are at the roof. Please, there's no need to be afraid. I don't kill for no reason.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*steps out of the butter tank*

There is no reason to be afraid. How may I assist you?

OOC: I absolutely hated these fethers in Isolation. Honestly more afraid of them than Alien at times in there...

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

OOC: Another day, another five pages missed! Dangit! Slow down already!
BIC:
*Slashes a Dark Eldar straggler with psionic blade*

"I think that's the last of them. While you all have been busy, some of those Dark Eldar had the nerve to attack the Protoss base! Naturally our forces defeated them easily. That one was the last."

*Sees Kimmy (OOC: Wasn't that the little psyker's name?)*

"Hello again, little Terran! How have you been? I hope the others haven't caused you too much grief."

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Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: Can't stop won't stop ZS, and yes, that was the name we decided on.

BIC: That little girl has been a wonder. She's already better at surgery/healing than most doctors in the galaxy, and her psionic abilities are also very well developed, *one of the dead DE stands up and begins tap dancing*
*looks at her*
Now Kimmy, what did we say about re-animating the dead and using them as puppets?
*she looks smug*
I half think she's almost a match for one of your kind Protoss.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Why is there a hole in my perception near the Butter-Tank? It appears to be a person-shaped... nothing. I can't read it at all.

It seems to be an android of some sort. I'm not sure exactly what it is...

Don't be ridiculous- Sorry, that was rude. I cannot possess nor percieve it. Is it shielded or cloaked?

Doesn't look like it. Could you go back to what you were doing for a moment? I am going to attempt to converse.

*To 2BJ1*

Hello!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Interesting, an unknown alien race. I haven't seen any data logs on them. Perhaps I should start?

*stands uncomfortably close to ZS, trying to figure out more about him*

Oh, hello other strange alien! Perhaps we could discuss current events, I'm a bit behind on what is happening around here, if I do say so myself.

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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Greetings. I am Shovah, King and Commander of the Free Enclaves.

*Nods towards 2BJ1*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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