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**Selym**

OOC: Yep. He is protected by mods, allowing him to troll :-/

BIC:

*is hallucinating*

Brothas return fiyah!

Spoiler:

**War Kitten**

*walks over to CBC and calmly punches him in the head, knocking him unconscious*

*walks up to BC and examines the knife wound*
*removes the knife and begins treating the wound*
This is going to sting, a lot, the only painkillers I have are Astartes strength, their effect on you would be.... unpredictable at best
*continues treating the wound*

OOC: I don't know if it could be, besides, how is Baldeale going to get a stasis field?

**Selym**

OOC: He's been away tripping balls for two days.

**2BlackJack1**

Welyand Yutani. The corporation that I work for. My department of Wey-Yu featured in the reclamation of alien artifact reclamation. Some claimed that we only did it for profits, but I prefer to see the benefits we gain by harnessing the technology. Unfortunately, all of our assets, mostly priceless ones from the Yautja, were lost along with the ship I was in.

**Selym**

*manly DoW2 Bluhd Rehvern scream*

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaa!

Spoiler:

**Buttery Commissar**

[Stays mostly silent] [Kimmy comes over to watch, and sits on the unconscious CBC like a cushion]

I'm fine. Really. [Bleeds profusely] [Watches Boreales lose his gak] I think really you should deal with that first.

**War Kitten**

*shrugs, gives BC an Astartes strength pain killer and slaps a band-aid on BC's chest*
*goes over and attempts to choke Selym out to knock him unconcious*

**Verviedi**

CBC actually stabbed someone?!

**Selym**

Brotha I am pinned here! Get the Beihnblehds, the Methul Bawkses, anything!

*flails like a madman*

Spoiler:

**War Kitten**

*takes his helmet back*
*continues choking Selym out*
JUST PASS OUT ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR!

**Selym**

*Apparently does not need oxygen to live. Presumably learned during all his shouting.*

*Many many Bluhd Rehverns turn up and begin firing plasmaguns at everything, and looting*

Spoiler:

**Buttery Commissar**

Yeah, I think he might have taken the survival instinct a little too far in the opposite direction. And his daemon is pit of commission, so there's no voice of reason in there.

[Pain killer kicks in] ...I can taste my own teeth.

[Notices Kimmy is sat on slowly stirring CBC] Hey, let's uh...
How about you help me walk over there? [Points at PDF barracks] [Stands up and kicks CBC's arm away from the small girl] [Kimmy helps BC stagger away]

**War Kitten**

*proceeds to punch Selym unconcious*
*throws a shiny object outside the Room, all the Blood Ravens run out of the room*
*shuts the door*
I don't get paid enough for this...

**KaptinBadrukk**

MURRAY: Meow Meow. (That's a big inventory, Selym)

**Selym**

*unconscious*

Spoiler:

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: Where's TNB?

**Selym**

OOC: Boreale's inventory has rules on it, so that I can't just "thieve" anything. A maximum of 1 item gets taken per post, but only contextual items. Boreale must be able to gain access to said item. Other avatars can add or remove items, with almost no limit. Items thieved can be used, but are lost immediately after use.

No idea where TNB is tho.

EDIT: Edited the backpack rules for syntax.

**War Kitten**

*takes his armor back*
*walks away after ensuring he has all his stuff*
*finishes treating B.C and his knife wound*

**Verviedi**

*Puppets a line of Blood Ravens, and they begin slow dancing with each other. The speakers are now all playing smooth jazz*

Em, thanks? I'm still not doing anything with Shassera though. I don't *cough* totally don't find her attractive. She is nothing but another foe to be vanquished!

**2BlackJack1**

*takes the traffic cone and puts it by the door*

Sorry, instinctive protocols kicked in. There was a hazard, so I marked it. I'm running out if things to do, since I cannot fight. Any technical issues? I'll even work on fixing a broken heater at this point, my protocol commands are going nuts trying to find something that needs fixing.

**Verviedi**

...Could you somehow fix the issue of an ent-

*Battlesuit speakers muted*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Thanks WK and Kimmy and goes to sleep in field hospital]

Ooc: I need to feel a bit more cheerful, so I'm switching back to the other commissar av. He's much more colourful to look at.

**War Kitten**

*calmly drags CBC and props him up against a wall*
There.
*thinks for a second*
*takes all the items from Selym and hides them throughout the room*
There. I feel better now.
*nods in self satisfaction*

**Selym**

*WK's old backpack detonates, as the stasis field no longer has a power supply*

**War Kitten**

*backpack blows up in a far away corner of the room*
Hmm, that was interesting.
*goes back to examining CBC*

**Selym**

*Boreale's vox begins blaring "Harlem Shake" *

**War Kitten**

*turns around and breaks Selym's Vox*
That was terrifying...

**Verviedi**

Please stop that. It's interfering with my smooth jazz.

...I hate to agree with him, but he's absolutely right. I prefer nice, romantic, music without words to that horrorscape that was coming out of his vox.

D'awww! Another similarity!

....Are you hitting on me?

**War Kitten**

*to Verviedi*
Hey Farsight, would you mind asking Verviedi if he'd like his original body back? I think I can re-grow his biological body. I have some of his DNA over here.

**2BlackJack1**

You mean to tell me a human gave up himself to become an AI? I'd have never though a human would be willing to make the sacrifice.

*pauses*

What happened to his old body?