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*flamethrowers the back of BC's armchair*

Pardon my destruction, but I'd rather have the armchair be gone than have you be eaten.

*gets tackled by a xenomorph from behind, sending the flamethrower away*

DOCTOR!
*medic shows up behind me*
HIT CHARGE!
*becomes invulnerable and wades into the Xenomorp horde firing all the way*

[Nods appreciatively] [Goes back to reading] [Kimmy pulls BC by one arm out of the flaming armchair before it takes hold fully]

...Did I do that? [Looks at chair] [Small psyker sighs and pulls BC down to eye level for a telling off] ...Hello! ... ... I'm not doing well, am I. [Hangs head]

[Kimmy put hands on BC's head and concentrates] ... I'm fine! honestl- [Eyes go completely blank very briefly] -y.

*finishes off the last of the Xenomorphs*
I'm getting too old and giant for this...
*sighs*

You aren't that big, little man

*punches TS across the room*
Why is little baby man still talking?
*sighs again*
*gets up, stretches then walks out the door*


OOC: Thinking about going Eldar for my next Avatar, in honor of what's going on in the Crusade of Fury thread. Thoughts?

Because I replaced your bullets with sausages while you weren't looking

OOC: Ill have to go Super Trollan 4 to top Eldar

*sighs*

Children, why do you fight?

*shakes head and goes into the kitchen to tinker on other items*

OOC: I'd say go for it. Don't tempt me to being in Archarus though, I don't want to have our armies fight prematurely.

OOC: Ill have both your shoelaces tied together before you get the first swing

*One of the doors to the room goes flying and impacts right next to 2bj1*
The runes of fate have brought me here....
*notices the odd expressions*
What?

Good thing I altered those runes

*eyes begin to glow with power*
You dared to try to alter the runes?
*hits TS with a lightning bolt*

*gives an audible sigh*

Why is it always aliens that show up? I'd prefer more AI, even if they're as quiet as that one.

*nods towards Co'tor*

They're much easier to get along with. Plus it'd make me think you're all not trying to find out how much I'm worth in scrap metal.

-lightning bolt dissipates before it hits me-

I happen to be an Untouchable, Witch-Eldar

*looks mildly irritated, eyes continue to glow with power*
Then I'll just have to do this old fashioned way won't I?
*whips out shuriken pistol and shoots TS with it, rending several holes in his armor*

-Holds out Rosarius and strides towards you, shots plinging off some kind of field-

Damn, you are a tough one

*sighs*

I'm tired of dealing with children. I'm going to go charge my battery. Those xenomorphs must have fried this one.

*walks into a corner and powers down, with eyes glowing green whilst he charges*

*continues to fire shuriken pistol and begins channeling energy into her witchblade*
*stray electric bolt hits 2bj1, recharging him*

*moves out from behind a sofa, seeing fight between TS and WK*

Eldar and Gue'la. Why am I not surprised.

OOC: Last thing the Kroot did was hide behind furniture to avoid being seen by a Chaplain that had just arrived. It feels like that was ages ago.

*whips around at 2bj1's voice and fires a volley of shuriken at him*
Foul beast! Feel the wrath of the Eldar

*The Verviedi-Entity piloted Battlesuit puts its hand around WK's throat*

Stop firing. We mean no farm. I am Shovah.

*ducks underneath shuriken fire*

Hold your fire! I expect this treatment from gue'la, not you! I thought your kind was supposed to be smart!

*eyes glow even brighter with power*
*lightning bolt hits Verviedi in the chest, sending his battlesuit flying*
You dare to stand against the might of the Eldar?
*casts Invisibility on self and disappears*

Who are you, and why is your technology inaccessible to me?

*Places both hands over heart and topples over*

*casts Mind War on the Verviedi Entity and begins a mental duel with him*
You are no match for my Sight!

...Is someone trying to get into one of my tertiary processing subroutines? You're distracting me from metaphorically Mind War-ing the Machine-God.

*Squishes the Mind War attempt like a bacterium, but does not attempt to damage WK's brain*

*Is spasming on the floor, desperately holding my heart*

-Stand next to War Kitten. Suddenly your psychic powers dont work-

Untouchable

*looks irriated that Mind War didn't work*
*to herself*
How is this possible?
*notices Invisibility has failed*
*slashes TS across the face with Witch Blade*
You think I need psychic powers to defeat yon mon'keigh?

...If you're really that confident in your powers, why don't you go try to Witchfire Slaanesh herself?

Please... Help me...

*Now sweating severely while holding heart*

*shrugs and casts Renewer on Verviedi, healing him*
*goes back to fighting TS with Witch Blade*