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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:15:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I also have your keys...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:17:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*picks up one of the walnuts and eats it*
*picks up BC's bionic arm mentally and pimp slaps him with it*
*resumes meditation*
Mon'keigh...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:23:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Tackles TS with Battlesuit, and quickly cuts his arm off before he can break my suit*
Never before have I met someone who can troll harder than that one guy on Arthas Moloch.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:38:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks at Verviedi and TS fighting*
*shakes her head*
*eyes glow even brighter with power and I begin to levitate, runes move around me even faster*
None can disturb the ritual...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:43:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Spits out a tooth] Ah, God-Emperor that stings! Psychotic witch! That thing is made of metal!
[Reattaches arm] [Wanders into Verviedi's office and returns with his gloom prism] [Places it near to War Kitten and powers it up]
Enjoy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:52:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Haha, Xenos. I am one step ahead of you. You just cut off the suit arm.
-you notice an arm bulge in the middle of my suit very similar to what you might see when you tuck your arm into a tshirt-
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:54:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*levitates on top of the Butter Tank away from the gloom prism*
*eyes are now super bright with power*
*runes continue to spin around me, and now there seems to be a strong wind inside the room*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:55:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hurls TS across the room and holds up a Talisman of Arthas Moloch, to enhance the gloom prism*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:56:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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-Puts new arm on suit-
I just placed a potato on your head...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:56:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*moves a little further away, hits Verviedi with a lightning bolt and destroys the Talisman*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 15:59:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, to hell with this. This is shaping up to be worse than Arthas Moloch.
*Activates jetpack and leaps into the air, slamming into WK and activating shield generator*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:01:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Turns fire hose on Tactical_spam] Bad! Tss! Tss!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:03:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*grunts and is hurled across the room, manages to pass runic armor save*
You will pay for that you insolent little wretch, the young races never understand
*eyes begin to glow once more*
*begins casting Eldritch Storm*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:07:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Desperately jetpacks behind the butter-tank, snapping off a Plasma Rifle shot at the now berzerking WK*
Young race? I have seen chains of supernovas destroying world after world, and stars poisoned by the Great Devourer!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:09:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*casually dodges plasma bolt*
Oh please, my race was already ancient by the time you and your kind were just emerging from your primitive caves. You and your kind are naïve to the ways of the galaxy. Come, let me show you just have harsh it can be.
*begins stalking toward Verviedi, psychic power crackling all around me*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/16 16:09:44
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:10:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Leaps out from behind the tank, sending a fusilade of Dawn Blade cuts and thrusts at WK, while blocking with my Shield Generator*
Then let us see this supposed harshness! I await you!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:16:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*rolls out of the way of Verviedi's swings*
*cracks neck slowly*
You asked for it....
*casts Eldritch Storm*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:19:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Lets go of hose and dives clear of stray energy blasts] [Picks up Kimmy and runs for cover]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:20:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Raises shield to protect against the massive lightning bolts striking all around me*
*Hit in the chest, cracking the armor of my suit and causing me to stagger back*
*Rushes forward and catches one of WK's fingers with the descending Dawn Blade*
I see nothing but sorcery... and I have triumphed before!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:23:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*loses a finger*
You'll pay for that...
*eyes continue to glow with power*
*raises Shurken Pistol and begins shooting Verviedi with it whilst channeling power into my Witch Blade*
*casts Doom on Verviedi*
Come, let us see if you can triumph against the power of the Ancients.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:27:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Grabs and holds onto WK's ankle*
Where are your gods now?! Where is your sorcery?
*Is unaware of Doom*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:32:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Cuts Vervied's suit arm off with Witch Blade*
THERE THEY ARE!
*walks away from Verviedi while he is still on the ground and casts Invisibility on self and disappears into the Butter Tank*
OOC: Have to go to my College classes soon, I'll be back in a few hours, doing this just to get out of the way for a bit.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/16 16:33:09
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:35:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Falls to the ground, leaving a crater*
That was unfortunate. Need help?
You fething lazy piece of complete pterrasquirrel gak! Where the ever-living feth were you when I was fighting her?!
Chill. I'm currently inside the butter-tank. She is at my mercy.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:36:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: I seem to have made a mistake. If you would kindly wait till I get back to try and feth over the Farseer that would be appreciated.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/16 16:36:50
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:40:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: The Verviedi Entity is a complete random element. I roll a D6 to find out whatever it does (Well, lately!)
I just won't invoke it until you get back.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/16 16:43:51
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 16:44:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Daemonette runs out of Butter Tank and stands glaring accusingly at BC]
How can this possibly be my fault? I didn't send her in there!
[Is grappled and dragged toward tank] Oh hell.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 20:43:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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OOC: This be my voice, btw.
BIC:
*appears from the warp, cursing someone on the other side*
Mindless fools! Why am I here?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 21:08:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is sitting on the couch in the Butter Tank reading a copy of Farseer Weekly, while Kimmy reads a copy of Psyker Weekly next to me*
*feels Selym's arrival*
Well, this is about to get interesting. I was starting to enjoy being one of the only Psykers here. *nods to Kimmy*
*sighs*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 21:10:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*coughs*
I'm psychic as well, thank you very much. I just tend to not flaunt my powers as much as you do.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/16 21:14:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I said one of the only. I didn't say the only. *goes back to reading her magazine irritably*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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