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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Managed to untangle myself from the floorboards*

What was that for?!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*ignores Veriviedi completely, continues to concentrate on the fridge door, eyes begin to glow a little brighter*
Almost....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

MURRAY: Meow. (Almost done doing what, War Kitten?)

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Continues to ignore everyone, eyes glow even brighter with power, fridge door begins to shake slightly*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

%%%%####****^^^^€€€€££££¥¥¥¥•|REBOOTING|
*Stands up and yawns*
What fething happened while I was out
Whatever
*Summons pikachu from the warp and transfers conciseness into a printer*
*Printer starts to sing*
•=!!!PIKA PIKA CHU CHU PIKA PIKA CHU CHU PIKACHU!!!=•
*Crushes printer and eats pikachu's body*
I think I'm going to explode

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*eyes glow super bright with power and the fridge door is ripped off and hits Tech Hydra in the face*
Oops. I don't know my own strength sometimes.
*grab a bottle of soda out of the fridge*
That's what I wanted.
*walks over to the couch and sits down with a magazine*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

* Slaps WK*

WHAT WAS THAT FOR

*burns soda*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/17 21:50:57


DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*pops up from behind the sofa*

SCOTLAND TIME!

*Slices WK in half with his sword*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Stands with hands on hips] ... If you wanted to see that, I'd have given you a private viewing. [Eyebrows]

I'm not bitter, I'm trained to be vigilant against xenos, psykers, heretics and mutants. It's rare I'm certain enough if there's one in the vicinity.

[Holsters pistol and reclaims pants / trousers] [Wanders over and looks at Selym's drawings] Whatcha doing?
If you must know, I am engineering my revenge upon an arrogant fool.

*the drawings start glowing*

OOC: Sooo much paperwork this week, I can barely get a moment out of it to join this thread :C
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*smacked across the room by TH*
What was that for? I already apologized for hitting you with the door!
*to SYL*
What the heck did I do to you mon'keigh? Put the sword down.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Would you rabble quiet down, my work is delicate.

*voices are whispering, with no apparent source*
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Because Yer a witch Lassie, and so must be purified by all means necessary for yer crimes against the one true faith.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/17 21:50:03


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

 War Kitten wrote:
*smacked across the room by TH*
What was that for? I already apologized for hitting you with the door!
*to SYL*
What the heck did I do to you mon'keigh? Put the sword down.



IM STILL MAD

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*snorts*
You humans are all alike. You don't understand how the universe really works.
*picks up SYL using her mind and throws him across the room, destroying the marks Selym made on the floor*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*gets up*

Oi watch it you 'eretic, or get our lad the pope to call a crusade on yer capital city, and then every Catholic faction will be sending their armies with no upkeep at you!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/17 22:00:01


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*to SYL*
Pitiful. Simply pitiful. You think that you can stand up to the might of the Eldar? Fool. *hurls a lightning bolt at SYL*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 War Kitten wrote:
*snorts*
You humans are all alike. You don't understand how the universe really works.
*picks up SYL using her mind and throws him across the room, destroying the marks Selym made on the floor*
Insufferable fiend!

*throws fistfuls of doombolts at WK*
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*To Selym*

"Why don't you leave the female Eldar alone?"

*Hits Selym with a psionic storm, then turns to SYL, activating personal shield at the same time*

"And you, scottish Terran, you shouldn't meddle in the affairs of highly advanced beings."

*Hits SYL with psionic storm, disorienting him, then cuts his sword in half with energy blade*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Doombolts are deflected by Runic Armor*
*casts Eldritch Storm on SYL*
Feel the wrath of Khaine!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

-Grabs popcorn-
Fight-fight-fight-kiss-kiss...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*hurls a rock at TS psychically*
Humans...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Rocking unsteadily back and forth*

...Does- does that apply to Tau too?

*Downs another shot of the Verviedi Entity's vodka*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up and finds door gone] ... ... I was just trying to find a quiet place to be.

[Looks unhappy and sips orange juice]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sent flying by warp energy*
*lands next to BC's fridge*
Hi there, mind helping out?
*throws a lightning bolt at Selym*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh, oh this- this is an interesting feeling. Who-whose alchohol was this again? T-tastes like Warp Dust and vodka...

*Is happily hallucinating and walking in circles*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I umm-

Certainly. [Eyes turn solid white tinged with violet]
[An unseen force firmly pushes War Kitten away from BC and back into the centre of the room]

What the hell, Perron?

She asked for you to help. She didn't say who. [A small rift opens up and dumps a dozen lesser daemons between Selym and WK]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks mildly uncomfortable*
Um.... I think I left the oven on as the humans say.
*jumps into the Butter Tank*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Daemons sit down and patiently watch Selym]

[Rubs temples] Gods, this feels unpleasant.

Whiner.

Where have you been, anyway?

Oh you know, here and there. Went into the warp for a bit. Learned how to do this. [BC raises both hands to shoulder height and waves them]

Oh no. No no no. [Panics]

Relax. [Strokes side of face with one hand] I'm a strong believer in free will.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Steps over to a daemonette and bows clumsily*

Greetings your highness!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*pops out of the tank and casts Renewer on Verviedi before dropping back down into the tank*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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