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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Why kill a being just because they choose a different path in life? BC still has a soul, and he's basically marked by this point!

*Fingernail begins stealthily sawing through a weak point in the chain*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sees him trying to escape and grabs his finger mentally*
Maybe because I would rather not see another soul lost to Chaos? And BC is a special case by what I read in his mind.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I have been watching this all. It's time to end this foolishness.

*Puppetted Battlesuit grabs the Dawn Blade, and... stabs it through my chest armor, slightly drawing blood*

Yes, Commander. I have seen enough.


NO!

*The Dawn Blade begins to change color and shape*

OOC: Going to take a sleep break. Will finish this arc in the morning.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/18 03:14:47




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Verviedi wrote:
I have been watching this all. It's time to end this foolishness.

*Puppetted Battlesuit grabs the Dawn Blade, and... stabs it through my chest armor, slightly drawing blood*

Yes, Commander. I have seen enough.


NO!

*The Dawn Blade begins to change color and shape*


OOC: Can't commit suicide with the Dawn Blade dude. It'll just bring him back to life

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: The Verviedi Entity is technically the one bearing the blade. Although, I'll resolve this later.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks confused at the whole situation*
Feth it, I'm out of here. *sits on top of the Butter Tank and just watches everything happen*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The hatch slams shut, trapping WK inside before she can escape*

No. You will bear witness to the death of this traitor.


I... Have... Done... Nothing... Wrong/..



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*casts Mind War on Verviedi+entity*
YOU CANNOT HOPE TO MATCH MY MIGHT!
*begins to take control from Verviedi*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Watches WK and Verviedi*

"If you need help with this, Eldar, I'm right over here. Please don't permanently damage the Tau, though, he didn't do anything really wrong other than have the misfortune of a computer entity possessing him."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*in a strained voice*
Might need some help, the entity is very strong
*spasms a little*
VERY strong.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Gathers other Protoss High Templars*

"Let us join our power with that of the Eldar, brothers."

*All gathered High Templars begin channeling their own psionic energy into the Eldar, strengthening her powers greatly*

"Finish...it...quickly...please..."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Edit: Not sure if this posted twice

I need more bullets...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/11/18 04:01:21


H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*finally corners the Verviedi entity and traps it back into the Dawnblade, and seals him in there*
*collapses*
He'll be stuck in there for a while. I..... I think I may just lay here a while, this is a very nice couch after all.
*passes out*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Energy subsides*

"That was exhausting..."

*Passes out and is carried back to the Protoss base by a pair of Zealots*

OOC: I need to quit fooling around on Dakka and get to painting my models, dammit!

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: You're fine, until you've gone 2 years without painting a single model then you're fine. I only just recently finished painting everything I have.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stirs in sleep and wakes up] ...Cozy.
[Trapped under a small pile of sleepy Daemonettes] Th-that's fine... I guess. [Starts dozing off again]

[Blinks] Which one of you is touching m- [Jolts upright] Not fine! Not fine!

[Scrambles out of bed and into tank bathroom for shower and teeth brushies]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The Battlesuit remins still, with a tiny dot of blood at the tip of its sword*

...I cannot hear the whispers of the First any more. Did you rebind it within my blade?

Wait. Wasn't you?

...THE FIRST? You mean the Old Ones?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Emerges from bathroom in a blue bathrobe, and makes coffee] [Sits on sofa, ignoring surrounding lunacy] [Reads paper]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I'm cured! I'm totally cured, now let me out!

*The Verviedi Entity abandons my battlesuit, as the psychic abilities that hit it have made it incompatible with that particular AI*

I must... thank you for removing the First from my mind.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Peers over newspaper] If you say so. [Fetches bolt cutters from bedroom and releases Verviedi]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*sits cross legged in a corner blowing smoke rings in a pipe*

My, you've all been busy.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Gingerly steps down from the pole, rubbing spots where the chains made indentations*

*Immediately steps out of the tank and resumes talking to the daemonette*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Follows] [remaining Daemonettes are sleeping in a large cat-pile style heap on the bed]

...I wouldn't get too close. They're a bit-

Wakey wakey! [Shoves Verviedi onto the bed without warning]

Oh, hell. [Attempts to walk away from the literal cluster feth about to ensue] [Grabbed by the ear and dragged backwards] [Runs on the spot]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Notices the situation*

Oh, hell. I'm just going to rely on being a Tau and not human here....

*Attempts to crawl in BC's direction*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

 War Kitten wrote:
*hurls a rock at TS psychically*
Humans...


*Catches rock and throws it at SYL

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Several curious Daemonettes grab Verviedi and start prodding and tickling him]
[Is slowly dragged backwards] Nope n-nope nope. Diswant! I just showered!

I thought they were your type?

No! B-besides, I'm already spoken for! [Gets within arm's reach of bed] ...!

You are the weirdest melon-fether here. I swear to me. [Clawed hand releases BC, and an unseen force propels him clear of the bed]
Don't ever say I'm not fair to you.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*from the couch*
It was me tau. You're welcome....
*continues to lay on couch*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stray Daemonette creeps up behind War Kitten and sits on back of couch, smiling politely]

[Sits up from floor] Why does everything end up with me face down on the floor, lately?

Clearly you need a new occupation. Have you considered the benefits of being a-

SHUT UP. It was rhetorical.

... [Folds arms and pouts]




[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*notices Daemonette*
Oh, hi there!
Bathrooms are over there *points*
Kitchen is over there *points again*
Lounge is over there *points yet again*
And BC's bedroom is down there if you want to wait for him *points again*
*Daemonette wanders off towards BC's bedroom*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stares at WK] It's not a bedroom if you threw the bed out!
[Points at where the Daemonettes are investigating Verviedi]

... I'm not sure I want it back. [Drags eyes away and shakes head]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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