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metallifan wrote:

Commissar NIkev wrote:When you play fallout 3 you think:


the 10mm looks like a bolt pistol


the laspistol should be named the las-gun


the laser rifle should be called the flashlight

When you don't even use any of the guns in Fallout 3 because you've downloaded mods for every Imperial weapon, and actually are running around with an arsenal that looks like the illustrated list in the 5th Ed rulebook (Dear-God-Emperor I'm so guilty of this )

*sigh* this is why I want a good computer......if only if only.
I've actually seen some vids for Warhammer mods on Fallout and holy Emperor It makes me want to buy a Brand new good computer and buy Fallout 3 all over again!!!!!!!!!!

When you run around Fallout 3 in a set of mod terminator armour, get the gataling gun and just think "Oh Yeah!!"

EagleArk wrote:When you run around Fallout 3 in a set of mod terminator armour, get the gataling gun and just think "Oh Yeah!!"

Thats it when i finish building my gaming pc i'm buying fallout again (got it on ps3 so no mods ) and getting these
and i'll have a powerfist hotkeyed

If you think Cultist-chan is funny.

hurr hurr

Nail me to a cross and sting me with a lance for it, but i find Cultist-chan hilarious :S

aka_tizz wrote:Nail me to a cross and sting me with a lance for it, but i find Cultist-chan hilarious :S

Can I take you up on that offer?

Sure. Make me a martyr. I'd really like to remembered 2000 years later as "Jesus reloaded" (minus the long hair, i'm long-hair-phobic)

aka_tizz wrote:Sure. Make me a martyr. I'd really like to remembered 2000 years later as "Jesus reloaded" (minus the long hair, i'm long-hair-phobic)

Yey you have a phobia for me!

Grimdark, while the setting of the game we love, is not the required tone for your posts, friend.

Soladrin wrote:If you think Cultist-chan is funny.

hurr hurr

Vargtass wrote:

Soladrin wrote:If you think Cultist-chan is funny.

hurr hurr

He ya bastard

Sorry for the whole ruckus in there btw.

Chuck Norris can tell Gwar! what the RaW is.

When you watch the Space Marine Trailer over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..........Continued 10,000 years later and over and over and a final time....and it still be as FETHING AMAZING as the first time you saw it!

Siting here and reading all 50 pages and knowing that you have done at lest 45 pages of whats been said.

You know when you play too much 40K when....

When you watch Saving Private Ryan and thinking its a IG recrutment flim.

When you watch The Termiator you wonder when the SM are going to teleport in and kill the Nercron.

When you think the armour the Impieral Stomtroopers from Star Wars must be as bad as IG with their BS and Flak armour.

When you have been playing the IG for the last 17 years on and off and you don't mind lossing.

If you've ever watched Stormtroopers firing their blaster rifles in Star Wars (IV), looked at your significant other and said, "See, honey, that's what BS 2 looks like. Your Guardians aren't that bad!"

When you find this on Youtube And the Guardsman in me swells with pride

IMO.. its not heavy enough... the background music sounds a little.... meh.

I just have to say that I don't like videos like this.....I LOVE the Imperial Guard but this music doesn't go with it at ALL......I mean some Manowar or some Nightwish. Don't get me wrong the song is pretty cool and the video is pretty cool but together.......not to be rude it is like a las-gun given to a penal legion......gak......
I don't mean to offend with my opinion if I did.

Fething Addicting song! ......I hate you a little.....

Guard player here, like that video. It's not the real grimdark Guard music - you need the Red Army Choir with "The Sacred War" or simliar songs for that - but it fits well for, I don't know, Catachans maybe. More than Manowar or Nightwish in any case for me, but tastes are different and that's good this way.

I don't think I've ever heard of the Red Army Choir......how do they sound....like are they slow and more for sad emotions or are they fast and energetic?

This is the song I meant. I mean, this is the thing you would think Valhallans and Vostroyans are singing while marching or on parade...it fits perfectly for them in my opinion.

Btw, I have NO clue what the text means, but basically it's some hero stories about Russian soldiers in second World War, as far as I know.

Postscriptum: While this is comparably slow and heavy, the Red Army Choir has also some fast and energetic songs.

Post-postscriptum:


Just found this. A bit faster and with bits from a Soviet war movie. If that doesn't look like Guard all over the place, I don't know what does.

That.....Was....Amazing!!!!!!
That song is really cool and ur right songs of that nature work wayy better in Imperial Guard videos.
The Red Army Choir is Awesome thanks for showing me them.

red guard army who failed in ww2

You know when you play too much 40K when....
People find tunes for the Guard.

Devastator wrote:red guard army who failed in ww2

You drink plastic glue, mistaking it for your water, and say "What the hell, why not finish it off."

You do that and it doesn't do anything to you.

WHEN YOU ROLL A D6 after you've hurt yourself to see how much damage was dealt.

You have a priest, a rabbi, and any other religous authority you can find to bless your dice for a better rolls.

Even though they are heretics and have not accepted the way of the Emprah.

You know you play too much 40k when you sweet-talk your wife/girlfriend like "Yes, my lovely Daemonette"

or when you're having lunch with your in-laws, you look at your mother in law and think "No, she HAS to be a Bloodthirster"

when your wife (or significant other) expressly forbids the purchase of ANY more GW products, and you convince her to let you use tax return money to start your next army

-guilty in some respects (i AM using tax return money, and my wife has only more or less IMPLIED that i cant get any more GW stuff rather than blatantly saying "no more GW for you!")