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2010/03/13 21:50:01
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Torch-Wielding Lunatic
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Commissar NIkev wrote:When you watch the Space Marine Trailer over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..........Continued 10,000 years later and over and over and a final time....and it still be as FETHING AMAZING as the first time you saw it!
This is me.
When your boss asks you to do something you reply "by The Emperor, you shall have it!"
When you watch montey python and get dissapointed that the spannish inquisition dont have inferno pistols.
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For you, I feel no sympathy, No sorrow, No remorse. Confess your sins to me,
They'll be taken by force
These are the burning times
The years of pain
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2010/03/15 03:05:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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When your walking into a store and you think about things to post on this tread!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
When your walking into a store and you think about things to post on this tread!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/15 03:06:17
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/15 19:14:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Drone without a Controller
Savannah, Missouri
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You walk out your door and contemplate which vehicle you should take and think about what their armor values would be. Then your significant other or one of your friends alerts you when a car is coming dangerously close to hitting you by shouting Tank Shock!
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2010/03/16 03:32:06
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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When you listen to the songs Last Rites, Blood for the Blood God, Death and Fate, and the Litany of Fury - by Imperator Dominatus and you immediately grow SOOOOOO much more in love with Warhammer 40k! XD XD XD
Guilty Guilty Guilty !!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/16 03:50:50
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
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Nazi salute?! Bad kitty! Don't exterminate the Juden, bad!
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2010/03/16 22:27:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
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When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and think... Deathwing, 24 Hours, Job DONE !
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DA:90-SG-M+B++I+Pw40k00-ID+++++A+/wWD149R---T(S)DM++
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2010/03/16 22:52:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Terminus wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
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Nazi salute?! Bad kitty! Don't exterminate the Juden, bad!
You see this and think "Goge Vandire."
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2010/03/16 23:05:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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kravus master of Horus wrote:When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and think... Deathwing, 24 Hours, Job DONE !
Creed, ten minutes, a stick on a goat, Job DONE with no chance of it returning!
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2010/03/17 19:42:41
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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When while playing Burnout, you say "Blood for the Blood God" before ramming someone into a wall.
Guilty.
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2010/03/17 19:44:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Happygrunt wrote:kravus master of Horus wrote:When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and think... Deathwing, 24 Hours, Job DONE !
Creed, ten minutes, a stick on a goat, Job DONE with no chance of it returning!
Bin Laden : "My brothers, this day, vengeance is ours! Today we will kill the fuc..."
*stops and looks at goat*
"what the f...no, this can only be the w... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!"
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/03/17 20:20:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When your watching band of brothers and keep wondering why they don't use Lasguns....
Currently doing this while I type....
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2010/03/17 22:12:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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When you own and have read every single codex!
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2010/03/18 00:32:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Soladrin wrote:When your watching band of brothers and keep wondering why they don't use Lasguns....
Currently doing this while I type....
*sigh* I've seen band of brothers and now.....I'm currently placing Las-guns in the hands of some of the main characters........Emperor curse this......
But ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/18 00:36:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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You right your second english paper on how to build a spcae marine model.
GUILTY.
Also when i fight breaks out you scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
I havent done that but would love too.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/03/18 00:41:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran ORC
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[quote=garretAlso when i fight breaks out you scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
guilty, everyone I go to school with was keeping a wide birth after that, let me tell you.
When you spend your time in school not doing your homework but working out tactics - guilty
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2010/03/18 00:52:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Slarg232 wrote:[quote=garretAlso when i fight breaks out you scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
guilty, everyone I go to school with was keeping a wide birth after that, let me tell you.
ROFLMAO!!!!! I sooooo want to do this....I have a few kids at my school who'll understand so I'll be fine. ^.^
When you listen to the Song Blood for the Blood God near annoying people and you think of getting into a conflict and reciting some of the lines! ^.^
I must say I'm Definetly Guilty of this one!!!! ^.^
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/18 01:58:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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When you have the entire first company segerants named!
And you have the first company!
You are a loreist!
You know who DLS is!
You refer to him as god of 40k!
You have entire company and are planning on starting another one.
You look on google for cheap space marines to buy or anything that is from GW for cheap.
You can purchase 5 land raiders and you can't find them, you buy another 5 to replace them, then you find them.
END QUOTE!
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2010/03/18 07:13:19
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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When your able to field a full chapter of space marines....
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2010/03/18 07:40:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Drone without a Controller
Savannah, Missouri
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You have 15,000 points of just Tau.
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3000 - W:x>7 L: 2 D: 5
2000 (WIP) W: 2 L:1 D:1 |
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2010/03/18 13:56:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Asherian Command wrote:You have entire company and are planning on starting another one.
END QUOTE!
Heh, so guilty... But with IG. O rounded out my ArCo and am working on my neglected Mecanized Company. Each will end up at 4000 points.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar  
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus  |
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2010/03/18 17:57:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sniping Hexa
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When you start carving 40k symbols into desks.....
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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2010/03/18 21:22:31
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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When you do microbes in school you start mumbling "Papa nurgle will look after you, yes he will, yes he will!"
Guilty!!!!!!
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2010/03/18 21:31:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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EagleArk wrote:When you do microbes in school you start mumbling "Papa nurgle will look after you, yes he will, yes he will!"
Guilty!!!!!!
When you start to talk like Papa Nurgle
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2010/03/18 21:33:31
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Lol
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2010/03/18 21:47:25
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You live by the Codex!
You wish you had a terminator Costume.
You name yourself a characters name! (lol guilty, Calnor Alrnia Mawe, C.A.M! XD)
You remember who Horus is!
You Think DLS should replace your school teacher! (guilty)
You forget your girl friends anniversey gift, because you bought a battle force with the money. (Epic win, this was talked about in my LGS)
You tattoe an imperial sign on your body. (not guilty, but i was tempted.)
You name your kid any other name from 40k!
You carry a Imperial Book, and a Guardsmen Book as well.
You bring bits to school with you. And you forget that it was going to be part of a conversion.
Your army points exceed 3,000 in total.
You believe that 200 models is not enough!
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2010/03/18 23:43:06
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Gwar! wrote:When you LARP as a Space Wolf.
When, while taking part in a Historical Re-enactment of a Viking Battle/LARPing as a Viking, you scream "For Russ and the Allfather!" as your battlecry!
Why do I not doubt that you have done this?
When you wonder if a land speeder could take down an ATAT...
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2010/03/19 00:04:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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Lord of battles wrote:Gwar! wrote:When you LARP as a Space Wolf.
When, while taking part in a Historical Re-enactment of a Viking Battle/LARPing as a Viking, you scream "For Russ and the Allfather!" as your battlecry!
Why do I not doubt that you have done this?
When you wonder if a land speeder could take down an ATAT...
When you wonder what the said Landspeeders stat is for a tow line and can you use it against Titans
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2010/03/19 00:15:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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When you convert your AK-47 INTO a Boltgun (not guilty but might try when I get the money)
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/03/20 03:26:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Whilst Playing Left 4 Dead 2...hacking zombies apart...you listen to Blood for the BLood God by Imperator Dominatus! MOst Definetly Guilty XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/20 03:54:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Torch-Wielding Lunatic
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When you plays gears of war you exclusivly use the hammer burst rifle because it most resembles a bolter.
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For you, I feel no sympathy, No sorrow, No remorse. Confess your sins to me,
They'll be taken by force
These are the burning times
The years of pain
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