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When you finally realized you crossed a line somewhere, by yelling DIE HERETIC into a completely irrelevent conversation...... with your dad >__<

When this statement makes perfect sense to you:
"I have enough models in my army. I do not have enough armies in my collection."

You look at medieval cathedrals not in terms of history or architecture but in terms of 'that would look cool on the back of a titan/spaceship/daemon engine...

You tell homeless people that 'heresy grows from idleness'

You compare all other sci-fi to 40k and find it under-endowed in the grimdark department. I.e - 'check out those wussy exo-suits in Avatar... your average Defiler would use them as bog paper'...

whenever you see a car wreack or accident you think of what save that person is going to have to make

when you look at a cool building or ruin you wonder what cover save it gives

we\henever you see a guyn you wonder what ap it hAS

WHEN YOU COMPAIR EVERY SCFI CHARICTOR YOU SEE TO A SPACE MARINE OR PRIMARCH AND WONDER HOW MUCH THEY WOULD GET THERE ASS KICKED

when you have read all 52 pages of this thread>.<

When your mouthing out the quotes and Jamming to the background music of Blood for the Blood God - Giayen!
Or Last Rites - Imperator Dominatus!

When you've added "Primarch" and "Adeptus Astartes" to your computer's spellcheck dictionary.

#Nine million and something- you can fluently speak traditional Tau and only write in Orkish.

Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:#Nine million and something- you can fluently speak traditional Tau and only write in Orkish.

When, in your Grade 11 Highschool year, you wrote an entire essay in Tau, with the help of the alphabet from their first 'dex

I love that alphabet!

#(who in the warp knows) When you have downloaded fonts for sed language.

metallifan wrote:

Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:#Nine million and something- you can fluently speak traditional Tau and only write in Orkish.

When, in your Grade 11 Highschool year, you wrote an entire essay in Tau, with the help of the alphabet from their first 'dex

When you do that for Creative Writing, everyday, for a different project, and keep getting hundreds in that class.
(Guilty.)

When you die of old age before managing to count half of your models.

when you can build a house out of your old paint pots, and tile the roof with unused bases.

Lord of battles wrote:I love that alphabet!

#(who in the warp knows) When you have downloaded fonts for said language.

guilty as charged... tau font FTW! They are awesome for making great Tau propergander posters ;p

when you convert your marine commander with a buster sword keychain (guilty)

you have spent the last week constantly reading this thread

you draw chaos symbols on everything - guilty

you grumble constantly about the obsene prices at GW but still come back for more models whenever humanly possible

When you panint your car red(i know that this was posted many times).

sc0ttfree wrote:you have spent the last week constantly reading this thread

you draw chaos symbols on everything - guilty

you grumble constantly about the obsene prices at GW but still come back for more models whenever humanly possible

Guilty +

When you see a car registration with last 3 letters R-A-W and think . . . Omg that car is quite literally RAW . . . oops =p

It's not the first time acronyms to do with 40k have popped up in real life, and I get internally embarrassed lol

Oshova

Oshova wrote:When you see a car registration with last 3 letters R-A-W and think . . . Omg that car is quite literally RAW . . . oops =p

It's not the first time acronyms to do with 40k have popped up in real life, and I get internally embarrassed lol

Oshova

Heh, a couple days ago I saw a license plate with the last 3 digits "SV3" and my first thought was "The driver must be wearing Power Armour"

Oshova wrote:When you see a car registration with last 3 letters R-A-W and think . . . Omg that car is quite literally RAW . . . oops =p

It's not the first time acronyms to do with 40k have popped up in real life, and I get internally embarrassed lol

Oshova

Guilty!
Seen last week a car parked in front of the college having C-S-M and a "Look! CSM Predator" popped in my mind. Unfortunately, i didn't realize i said it out loud.
Needless to mention the looks i received after

when you insist on removing the mold lines before your children can play with a toy that was bought for them.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:when you insist on removing the mold lines before your children can play with a toy that was bought for them.

When you insist on calling GI Joes Imperial Guardsmen.

You build your own lascannon!

The Acolyte wrote:You build your own lascannon!

You wish you have one of the above...

Eagle.

Now would be awesome . . . then sell it for millions to the army =D

Oshova

Naww, keep it for those pesky slow drivers.

Dress up in a black trench coat with a black Russian officer cap and yell "Cowards will be given the Emperor's Justice!" while shooting an uzi at a target.

GundamMerc wrote:Dress up in a black trench coat with a black Russian officer cap and yell "Cowards will be given the Emperor's Justice!" while shooting an uzi at a target.

O how I wish I could do this! XD

When you use the heresy stamp indiscriminately on all the other forums you frequent.