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Skizzik_NZ wrote:When you use the heresy stamp indiscriminately on all the other forums you frequent.

HERESY!

No such thing as indiscriminate use said stamp, if it appears even slightly heretical... its HERESY!

You have a surgery performed, and ask for morphia, not morphine.
You drink amasec, not wine.
You midget friend is a ratling, not a little person.

When you wonder if the bulky bald guy on the bus is a genestealer cultist

You hear voices in your head...

What's that?

oh by the way they say that also if you light your fires using holy promithium.

When you watch Starship Troopers for the first time and keep thinking 'IG vs Nids'

When you are having a discussion with a friend how one would go about converting cadians into Mobile Infantry.

When you comment on how you could so easily do an interlinked BFG army to match.

When you admit that you'd much rather do the bugs, but converting them would be a nightmare since they'd all have to be done from scratch (I'd foresee lots of resin casting of legs and torsos). Especially given the way to do them would be gaunt heavy horde list.

You want augmetic lungs so you can run a marathon and cheat it.

Morgrim wrote:When you watch Starship Troopers for the first time and keep thinking 'IG vs Nids'

Guilty.

When you think that deodorant has a promethium in it's composition.


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When you use a plasma tv as a weapon.

When said plasma tv blows up because of "Gets Hot!"

You still find Angry Marines insanely funny.
(Guilty.)

You are screen shotting every game of Dawn of War 2
YOU HAVE BEATEN DAWN OF WAR 2 ON PRIMARCH MODE! AND YOU REMEMBER THE DIFFICULITY!
ALSO HERSEY FOR USING THE HERSEY STAMP WITHOUT PERMISSION!

Asherian Command wrote:You are screen shotting every game of Dawn of War 2
YOU HAVE BEATEN DAWN OF WAR 2 ON PRIMARCH MODE! AND YOU REMEMBER THE DIFFICULITY!
ALSO HERSEY FOR USING THE HERSEY STAMP WITHOUT PERMISSION!

HERESY!

pass up sex on ur day off because ur friend made a new army,,,, and you wanna be the first one to destroy it.

epil wrote:pass up sex on ur day off because ur friend made a new army,,,, and you wanna be the first one to destroy it.

Guilty

When everyone is guilty of one or more of the above postings!

BTW... Guilty!

You wanna create a twitter account for The Emprah!

You start searching the web for 40k porn

You actually find something which could be classed as 40k porn

You start taking the mould lines off a pen.

When you are caught in just about any bad situation and find yourself yelling invulnerable save!

when you refer to stealing as looting

when you have the strange uncontrollable urge to shout "Dakka! Dakka! Dakka!" while in the sack.

When your girlfriend replies with "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment" and then laeves

You think lime juice is what powers Necron weapons.

no fool! it is gauss that powers your lime juice! you have it backwards read ur codex!

zane2131 wrote:
When your girlfriend replies with "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment" and then laeves

You know youve played to much when you start saying words like fething and you say things like "I have an inkling" on a rgular basis

BloodDrop101X wrote:You know youve played to much when you start saying words like fething and you say things like "I have an inkling" on a rgular basis

^.^ Guilty for like a week....but I have some friends who use those words on a regular basis now.

Also you know youve played to much when you get into a fight with a friend and you send this to everyone of their on-line profiles http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/0/0f/Excommunicatetraitoris.JPG

ROFLMAO!


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http://www.dakkadakka.com/core/gallery-viewimage.jsp

when you view this picture you put a 10 on the Coolness AND paintjob ^.^
Guilty

Hahahahahah XD

well this is actually a little bit of a story but it gets the point across of when you know you play too much Warhammer 40K

So today I went to a collage band concert, and as it just so happens, the Director uses music that the students make(Although to my knowledge not many students can make a full arrangement of music) In this piece it is supposed to tell the story of a hero and how although Humanity loves him for his deeds, they never really love him, or allow him to properly join their society.

So while they were playing the into or better known to some as the Hero's theme. I noticed....all I could think about was this Epic Space Marine(Ultramarine...he was blue ^.^ Not my choice really he just came into appearance in my mind like that) dropping into a world besieged by monstrosities and Chaos. As this music was blasting and the crazy old instructor Mr. Long was getting deep into the music and jumping around on the podium I could only think about this Epic marine dashing through enemies Powersword in hand hacking, slashing, and bashing all that opposed him. When one of those 'FOLLOW ME INTO BATTLE' moments crept up into the song. I imagined this marine epically landing in the midst of some guardsmen who had lost their morale and were trying to flee and upon seeing this Epic marine Epically land Epically shaking the ground with his Epic awesomeness, they all stopped dead in their tracks watching him. Screaming his battle cry(The music was damned intense here) he charged on hacking into his foe with his newly Moraled guardsmen behind him charging in his Epic wake.

the collage band did this music for a marching thing so you may be able to find it on youtube or something like that if you wanted to hear it....it is EPIC! The name of the song is Valor. It is in two movements(thats two different pieces for those of you who aren't band nerds like mysef ^.^) The first movement is called The Fate of a Hero and the Second is called The Superhero's Dilemma although the order was switched around with us so the Dilemma piece was first while the Fate of a Hero was second. Personally I enjoyed the switch around better. Its amazing ^.^ if you look for it and find it hope you enjoy ^.^

Okay so recap so its easier to find it.....

Song title: Valor
1st Movement - The Fate of a Hero
2nd Movement - The Superhero's Dilemma

Author(or guy who wrote music cause I don't know if they're called authors): Christopher Wofford

Someone who writes music.
What is a composer, Alex?

You play too much 40k when pronouncing the volcano Eyjafjallajökull is easier than your named Chaos Princes.

Reaper6 wrote:55. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and think... Deathwing, 24 Hours, Job DONE !

56. When your next thought is... Telion, 48 Hours, Job done TIDILY AND QUIETLY

57. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and you pick up a handgun, sword and a large dark coat, with large capital Is on the buttons and on your special boots. Then go to help with a look of disgust at the enemy....

58. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan Mountains and stamp the TV with a Heresy stamp.

Guilty but it's really funny when Turk from Scrubs has heresy stamp on his face.