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[Post New] 2010/04/21 19:23:03
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Dakka Veteran





Darkest Kent (England)

58. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan Mountains and stamp the TV with a Heresy stamp.

Guilty but it's really funny when Turk from Scrubs has heresy stamp on his face.
Okay, I've been on a bit of a hiatus 2011-14

Currently working on my Riot Guard.

DA:90-S+++G+M++++B+++I+Pw40k99+D++A+++/cWD142R++T(M)DM+ 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/21 21:48:32
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

mrwhoop wrote:Someone who writes music.
What is a composer, Alex?


Thank you
That word eluded the conscious mind that I posses. ^.^

You know you play too much when you say stuff like what I just said.
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/22 00:56:15
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Arkahm

cosmic pixie wrote:58. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan Mountains and stamp the TV with a Heresy stamp.

Guilty but it's really funny when Turk from Scrubs has heresy stamp on his face.

59. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan Mountains and think Why haven't they used the exterminautus on the Mountain range yet....
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[Post New] 2010/04/22 01:01:42
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say





Pensacola, FL

When another driver cuts you off you start contemplating the vehicle ramming rules

 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/22 19:10:40
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Inside that little light in your refridgerator

61. (the above was 60, but unmarked) When you attempt to make a las-weapon out of a laser pointer and a car battery.

Don't do it, it doesn't work, and car batteries hurt when they shock you

S_P
Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?

Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/22 21:57:21
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

?? 54 pages in and you guys are trying to number these things?????
You guys are WAY behind if your only on number 61!
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/22 22:14:12
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator





Birmingham UK

I'm still waiting for 69
FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/22 22:21:37
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

ROFLMAO!!
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/22 23:44:55
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter




Grand Rapids Metro

It takes you a minute to get more than 2 inches away from your car...after disembarking from it.
Come play games in West Michigan at https://www.facebook.com/tcpgrwarroom 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/22 23:50:55
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Stealthy Dark Angels Scout with Shotgun





MA

ArbitorIan wrote:you spend all your working day on dakka reading topics like this

You beat me to the punch...


how about:

Your girlfriend makes fun of you for "playing with your dolls again," and you can't think of a comeback.

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[Post New] 2010/04/22 23:53:38
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter




Grand Rapids Metro

Dr. Ew wrote:
ArbitorIan wrote:you spend all your working day on dakka reading topics like this

You beat me to the punch...


how about:

Your girlfriend makes fun of you for "playing with your dolls again," and you can't think of a comeback.


At least your dolls could totally pwn her dolls...
Come play games in West Michigan at https://www.facebook.com/tcpgrwarroom 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/23 00:31:07
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say





Pensacola, FL

ya definetly had that happen to me before

 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/23 00:35:49
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter




Grand Rapids Metro

You throw grenades before walking into:
-the woods
-your house
-the grocery store
-mildly rocky areas or gravel
Come play games in West Michigan at https://www.facebook.com/tcpgrwarroom 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/23 00:55:27
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when you get a cold and think, finally nurgle herd my prayers. prepare to be sacrificed co-workers!!!
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[Post New] 2010/04/23 01:02:51
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

When you do this dance to this song while wearing this outfit


I SO WISH I WAS GUILTY ^>^
I'd definitely do the full dance in a Commissar suit anyday
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/23 23:07:30
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator





Birmingham UK

You paint your living room the same colour as you space marines (guilty)
FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/23 23:13:21
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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

Justicar Alaric wrote:You paint your living room the same colour as you space marines (guilty)


Man, that would be a really stupid idea if you were playing Grey Knights
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[Post New] 2010/04/23 23:27:49
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Battleship Captain






No it wouldn't.

Use white for the walls, red for the trim. Make the elctrical sockets silver.

   
[Post New] 2010/04/23 23:39:03
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Darkest Kent (England)

Consider It DONE
Okay, I've been on a bit of a hiatus 2011-14

Currently working on my Riot Guard.

DA:90-S+++G+M++++B+++I+Pw40k99+D++A+++/cWD142R++T(M)DM+ 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/23 23:57:28
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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:No it wouldn't.

Use white for the walls, red for the trim. Make the elctrical sockets silver.



Grey Knights are mostly silver. Thus, your walls would be silver with red trim and white sockets.

Yeano.
Dakka Code:
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U WAN SUM P&M BLOG? MARINES, GUARD, DE, NIDS AND ORKS, OH MY! IT'S GR8 M8, I R8 8/8 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 00:03:35
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot





Somewhere in the unknown universe.

god damn. This thing is still going on? it was started over a year ago!
Manchu wrote:
Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 00:12:36
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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

Exarch_Nektel wrote:god damn. This thing is still going on? it was started over a year ago!


How can I work this thread into a "Too Sexy" line... Hmm...
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[Post New] 2010/04/24 00:43:31
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Kabalite Conscript




Harrison, AR

metallifan wrote:How can I work this thread into a "Too Sexy" line... Hmm...


"I'm, too sexy for my list, too sexy for my list, my army's the pits."
swordman600 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:isn't it looted enough XD.

to orks you can never loot somthing to much


I need to narrow my options.  
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 02:47:27
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon





Owen Sound, ON. Canada

This list keeps going... and going... and going... and going... and going... etc, etc, etc!!!
Waaagh! Skarshak - Back after being lost in the Warp, an' ready to Krump sum 'eads!  
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 06:57:48
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Stabbin' Skarboy





Melbourne

You spend more than 30 minutes detailing a miniature's crotch.

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MeanGreenStompa wrote:
penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???

It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.

Perhaps they're the C'tan.
 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 09:39:27
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator





Birmingham UK

You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.
FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 15:37:15
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Dakka Veteran





Darkest Kent (England)

You saw the film "Kick Ass" and jus wante to add an assault cannon to your assault marines.
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 17:24:00
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Battleship Captain






metallifan wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:No it wouldn't.

Use white for the walls, red for the trim. Make the elctrical sockets silver.



Grey Knights are mostly silver. Thus, your walls would be silver with red trim and white sockets.

Yeano.


White: Purity Seals. Now on walls.
Silver: Armor. Now on electrical sockets, curtain rods, etc.
Red: Armor trim. Now just regular trim. It can work.

Justicar Alaric wrote:You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.

A chastity belt.
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 17:59:02
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When you're driving with your gamer friends and someone cuts you off, and you tap the accelerator and yell "S10 HIT TO REAR ARMOR!!!"






There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? 
   
[Post New] 2010/04/24 18:26:19
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator






Hamburg

...you participate in this thread?
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