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2010/04/24 18:31:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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wuestenfux wrote:...you participate in this thread? 
More than once 
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  FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
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4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/04/24 18:35:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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...during a paintball match, you refer to dodging an opponent's shot as you passing a cover save.
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2010/04/24 18:41:10
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Justicar Alaric wrote:You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.
A chastity belt.
Made of charred corpses
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2010/04/24 18:47:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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when you sit bored at work thinking of new things for this thread
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2010/04/24 18:54:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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When you give up work just to post on this thread
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/04/24 19:27:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:...during a paintball match, you refer to dodging an opponent's shot as you passing a cover save.
When you go paintballing excessively to try and get a better BS
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2010/04/24 19:38:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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EagleArk wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:...during a paintball match, you refer to dodging an opponent's shot as you passing a cover save.
When you go paintballing excessively to try and get a better BS
I believe I've said this already, but when you yell "FOR THE EMPEROR!" during a paintball game. This would be one I am repeatedly guilty of. Though it's totally worth it when someone echoes with "FOR TERRA!", which has also occurred several times
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2010/04/24 19:55:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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metallifan wrote:EagleArk wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:...during a paintball match, you refer to dodging an opponent's shot as you passing a cover save.
When you go paintballing excessively to try and get a better BS
I believe I've said this already, but when you yell "FOR THE EMPEROR!" during a paintball game. This would be one I am repeatedly guilty of. Though it's totally worth it when someone echoes with "FOR TERRA!", which has also occurred several times
when yelling "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!" actually does give you a better BS 
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2010/04/24 19:57:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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oh sorry if you allready said it,,, i skipped like 30 pages when i was reading it all.
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2010/04/24 20:00:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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No I meant the "FOR THE EMPAH!" thing. And Ensis, It seems to actually. Though that could also be due to the fact that everyone kind of stops and stares at me for the whole .5 of a second I need to pop someone with a quick burst
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2010/04/24 22:43:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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metallifan wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Justicar Alaric wrote:You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.
A chastity belt.
Made of charred HERETIC corpses
Edited for grimdarkness.
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2010/04/24 22:55:06
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:metallifan wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Justicar Alaric wrote:You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.
A chastity belt.
Made of charred HERETIC corpses
Edited for grimdarkness.
...Dude....if sleeping with a sister of battle would get me called a heretic and have them make me into a chastity belt that would be worn where chastity belts are worn.......Point me in the direction of the Nearest Cannonss!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/24 22:56:17
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:metallifan wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Justicar Alaric wrote:You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.
A chastity belt.
Made of charred HERETIC corpses
Edited for grimdarkness.
...Dude....if sleeping with a sister of battle would get me called a heretic and have them make me into a chastity belt that would be worn where chastity belts are worn.......Point me in the direction of the Nearest Cannonss!
Sign me up for that as well
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/04/24 23:32:00
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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And thanks for inspiring new additions to the lists at the same time boys!
You want to be a heretic corpse chastity belt on an SoB.
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2010/04/24 23:42:31
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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You inspire an entry on this list
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/04/24 23:53:50
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Snivelling Workbot
Poland/lesserpoland/near Crocow
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When you mount death rolla on your car and try to pay with tooths.
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2010/04/24 23:54:30
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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When you say to a midget: "Hey... I thought they ate all of you guys..."
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2010/04/24 23:55:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Justicar Alaric wrote:You inspire an entry on this list
And you're not sure if that's good or bad. Automatically Appended Next Post: metallifan wrote:When you say to a midget: "Hey... I thought they ate all of you guys..."
You call midget's ratlings.
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2010/04/25 00:13:14
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Justicar Alaric wrote:You inspire an entry on this list
And you're not sure if that's good or bad.
Dude.. I consider it a Good thing! Who wouldn't want to be a chastity belt worn by a Cannoness lying about her virginity that you took?.....I don't know about ya'll but, I would want to be that guy
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 00:21:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Justicar Alaric wrote:You inspire an entry on this list
And you're not sure if that's good or bad.
Dude.. I consider it a Good thing! Who wouldn't want to be a chastity belt worn by a Cannoness lying about her virginity that you took?.....I don't know about ya'll but, I would want to be that guy
I wouldn't. I like living alot. And there are so much more fun things you can do with women if your living.
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2010/04/25 00:24:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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*sigh* killjoy
*puts bolt pistol to head*.....o wait....I can't cause I'm a chastity belt for the Cannoness......Things can still be attached to the belt. I am magical and I can transfer feelings of inanimate objects that are attached to the Belt.
HA!!!! BEAT THAT!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/25 00:29:28
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 01:21:40
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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To each their own. Freak. I kid tho.
You want to learn the knife and sword fighting styles of various Imperial armies,
including the Vostroyan, Cadian, Catachan, Tanith, Imperial Fists, Black Templars, White Scars, and Blood Angels.
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2010/04/25 01:33:10
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:To each their own. Freak. I kid tho.
Ouch
Power fist to the balls
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 03:11:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Torch-Wielding Lunatic
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When you computer gets a virus you initiate a purity sweep/purge instead of a scan.
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:...during a paintball match, you refer to dodging an opponent's shot as you passing a cover save.
This is me most times at airsoft now.
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For you, I feel no sympathy, No sorrow, No remorse. Confess your sins to me,
They'll be taken by force
These are the burning times
The years of pain
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2010/04/25 03:55:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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no matter what sci fi your watching you make 40k conversions
no matter what came first or what year it came out they stole it from 40K
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Edward Cullen. In front of a Blood Angels Death Company. Let's see your sparklepeen save you now, you filthy mutant. - The Dizzler
It's kind of like they took the old codex, took out everything everyone liked, then shat on it. - alexwars1
crew gender equality, screw gender altogether. So long as you have a place on your body where sexual torture instrument #367 may be inserted into, they don't care. - Fafnir on Dark Eldar
DR:90SG-M+B++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/areWD-R++T(M)DM+
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2010/04/25 07:30:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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sc0ttfree wrote:no matter what sci fi your watching you make 40k conversions
no matter what came first or what year it came out they stole it from 40K
nothing has been stolen from 40k. It just so happens that the Emperor's divine inspiration has chosen to reveal elements of the true Grimdarkness in other facets of our primitive media sources.
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2010/04/25 08:20:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Focused Fire Warrior
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You start discussing the merits of metal over plastic and vica versa, in great detail.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/04/25 08:32:39
I Play 
I am thinking of starting  Freebooterz
Currently working on  Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2010/04/25 09:31:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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When you watch any sort of sport you try to think of replacing things with 40K...
example... AFL on friday i went to... it was space marines fighting chaos over a primitive leather oval.
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2010/04/25 10:10:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Drone without a Controller
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When you watch Twilight and think.... A Space Wolf and a Blood Angel are fighting over a girl.
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2010/04/25 10:20:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Einhänder wrote:When you watch Twilight and think.... A Space Wolf and a Blood Angel are fighting over a girl.
If you're watching Twilight you aren't playing enough 40k. (Two hours game time wasted  )
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts
