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Superscope wrote:When you watch any sort of sport you try to think of replacing things with 40K...

example... AFL on friday i went to... it was space marines fighting chaos over a primitive leather oval.

You wish they would change the name of Footbal, Rugby and any other crazy contact sport to Bloodbowl, and change the rules to that of the blood bowl.

Or wonder how Formula Waaagh! would work in real life

one night in our local store we were preparing the buying list for the dinner.... after finished the calculation one said, "well, then is 5 slices of ham per miniature" just imagine our faces after hearin that

ROFL!

When you go to a fast food place and take way more straws and coffee mixing sticks than you need so you can use it on your latest terrain peace.

When you have to do a sculpture project for your fine arts class, you choose to do a Scorpion so you can make it a "counts as" Brass Scorpion.
(Guilty.)
You've inhaled enough fumes to kill an elepahnt.
(Not quite, but getting there.)

When airsofting and someone isnt taking their hits you pull out your sidearm and chase after them, so you can deliver a summary execution.
(not guilty but my brother is)

And when you seriuosly contemplate a commisar loadout for airsofting in

When you have to delete a ( in a school review page you were assigned to write about WWI because while discussing trench warfare you were about to say:

"Trench warfare concentrated on defensive fighting, as it was extremely difficult to shift troops from their dug in positions (they had a 3+ cover save due to being in a fortified position)"

Recently guilty of it (as in last week).

those dam ww2'er and their las guns trying to get through those damed 3+ saves

Justicar Alaric wrote:

Einhänder wrote:When you watch Twilight and think.... A Space Wolf and a Blood Angel are fighting over a girl.

If you're watching Twilight you aren't playing enough 40k. (Two hours game time wasted )

Ok the first post made my fiancee forcing me to watch that slightly more bearable.

The following post made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath and then cry a little because it's true.

Oh and you play too much when after hanging out with your girlfriend/wife/whatever for a while you start thinking less about her and more about your latest/upcoming 40K game and all the new tactics you want to try.

when watching a movie with people trying to kill a dragon you think "they cant hurt him, he is T 8 and they are only S 3.(guilty)

To return to the topic of painting rooms like a 40k army, you work out a nice looking scheme.

Vostroyan Living Room: Red walls, bronze socket covers, lots of wood furniture and hard wood floors.

When you think that someone probably has rooms decorated as shrines to the chaos gods.

You make a shrine in your closet to The Emprah.

When you make a forum about when you play to much 40k.
Or if you post what you do if you play too much 40k in a forum about how much 40k you play.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:To return to the topic of painting rooms like a 40k army, you work out a nice looking scheme.

Vostroyan Living Room: Red walls, bronze socket covers, lots of wood furniture and hard wood floors.

when painting your house (interior or exterior) you insist that you MUST get a proper flat black primer coat on before any color goes onto the house.

TheBlackVanguard wrote:

Justicar Alaric wrote:

Einhänder wrote:When you watch Twilight and think.... A Space Wolf and a Blood Angel are fighting over a girl.

If you're watching Twilight you aren't playing enough 40k. (Two hours game time wasted )

Ok the first post made my fiancee forcing me to watch that slightly more bearable.

The following post made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath and then cry a little because it's true.

Oh and you play too much when after hanging out with your girlfriend/wife/whatever for a while you start thinking less about her and more about your latest/upcoming 40K game and all the new tactics you want to try.

You know you play to much 40K when you have to start making plans with your girlfriend/wife/whatever to play a game or go to tournament.
Guilty

you know you play 40k too much when:

You're on dakkadakka all the time at work

You're making up army lists in your head all the time.

You're thinking of the perfect unit to go against a certain enemy.

You research heraldry, history or other codexes to find out what you're going against obsessively.

You refuse to believe it isn't important.

When your on DakkaDakka instead of doing your Research paper in school. (Guilty right now)

When you are inoccently surffing the web and you find this

When you don't read other codices because it's lies and heresies.

When you try to start a gaming club =/

Commissar NIkev wrote:When you try to start a gaming club =/

And succeed

Rofl

When you would rather spend your money on 40K than go to the pub/bar/club

When the voices tell you!

Justicar Alaric wrote:When you would rather spend your money on 40K than go to the pub/bar/club

When you go to the pub with your buddies, and you all talk about 40K

When you spend so much time playing and talking about 40k that even your friends who have never played a single game are well versed in the history of the Imperium.

ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?

epil wrote:ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?

It's not real but the voices told me it was

epil wrote:ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?

When you force others to suffer the heresy of bad grammar.