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2010/04/28 22:53:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Skizzik_NZ wrote:When you computer gets a virus you initiate a purity sweep/purge instead of a scan.
PURGE! BURN THE INFECTED SCUM! PURGE!
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2010/04/28 22:55:54
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Justicar Alaric wrote:When you would rather spend your money on 40K than go to the pub/bar/club
When the voices tell you!
Guilty on both counts! 
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  Waaagh! Skarshak - Back after being lost in the Warp, an' ready to Krump sum 'eads!  |
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2010/04/29 01:33:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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When start saying famous quotes from dawn of war 1-2!
When you are feeling guilty for reading peoples post from this thread.
When you sign into Dakka Dakka.
When you read the top of the toolbar.
When you have fluffy dice.
You make your own lore.
Instead of doing school work you do your hobby instead of your life.
Call your toilet the golden throne.
You call your wife/girlfriend your Slaneesh.
You are reading my posts.
You are atucally reading the lore here at Dakka Dakka.
YOU KNOW WHO DARK LORD SEAN IS!
You make 40k Motivational Posters.
You Have made a wc3 map editor based on Warhammer 40k (guilty. :*( )
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2010/04/29 14:02:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Asherian Command wrote:When start saying famous quotes from dawn of war 1-2!
Call your toilet the golden throne.
You call your wife/girlfriend your Slaneesh.
You make 40k Motivational Posters.
Quoted for awesomeness.
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"So that's a box of lootas/burnas (there's only FIVE complete minis in here, and only four of them what you wanted!), a Dark Elf army book and two pots of paint. That will be your first born." - Kirbinator |
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2010/04/29 14:19:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
England
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metallifan wrote:epil wrote:ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?
When you force others to suffer the heresy of bad grammar.
+1.
when, in a maths class, you start referring to binomial dstribution in mathhammer terms.. (guilty)
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 sons of the tempest 10/1/1 WDL. 1000 points
Raynor's Raiders
WIP starcraft themed army, currently in buying stages
 Unnamed Daemons
 Glubzog Nutcracka's green tide
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2010/04/29 15:54:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Yellin' Yoof
High Security Prison
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When you refer to your chainsaw as your chain sword
When you're going camping and packing supplies and a friend asks you "Did you bring a flashlight?" and you say "How many points do they cost?"
When you refer to your children as lesser daemons
When the rent's due you go punch someone in the face and steal their "teef" to pay
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/29 19:49:39
 2000 pts and growing
+4 trader reputation and counting |
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2010/04/29 20:17:44
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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You roll to see if you penetrate your partners rear armour 
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2010/04/29 21:26:55
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Saltoric wrote:You roll to see if you penetrate your partners rear armour
You roll a 1 and decide your better off finishing your new model anyway 
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  FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
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4500pts
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2010/04/30 05:12:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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gotta use ur lucky all 6's cheatin dice to ensure enterance to the back door
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 4k and rising
 almost 2k
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 planning 2k
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2010/04/30 05:40:58
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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When you roll to check if the thread gets locked from too many buttsechs referances
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2010/04/30 23:12:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You roll to wound when you disect a frog.
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2010/04/30 23:19:05
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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While dissecting said frog, you yell "WHERE'S YOUR GREATER GOOD NOW!?"
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2010/05/01 01:15:45
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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metallifan wrote:While dissecting said frog, you yell "WHERE'S YOUR GREATER GOOD NOW!?"
You yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" before realising it's already dead, so you kill your lab partner to make up for it.
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2010/05/01 01:21:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Asherian Command wrote:When start saying famous quotes from dawn of war 1-2!
When, as students file into the classroom, you philosophy teacher says, "you need your binder... something to write with... and an open mind." and you tell him, "an open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded." 
guilty.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2010/05/01 05:11:54
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Skittari
Behind you
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When you truly believe that batman's true identity is Konrad Curze
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2010/05/01 08:54:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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... this thread is still alive and kicking.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2010/05/01 10:22:34
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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When you walk around picking up random bits of debris everywhere you go so you can glue it to the bases of your figurines.
When your wife thinks you need therapy for hoarding, and secretly goes behind your back throwing things away a little bit at a time.
When you notice your wife threw away that perfectly shaped pebble you were saving for 8 months.
When you have a closet door that you must open slowly or be buried in an avalanche of random junk that someday might possibly, maybe, could be something resembling something cool if you can just possibly somehow put it together correctly, and/or paint it just right, and/or greenstuff it enough.
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2010/05/01 19:47:43
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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^^lol, I have a jar of dirt from mexico I'm saving for 'that special mini'
Also, when you refer to any model as 'that special mini'
When you roll 2d6 to check your movement when going up stairs (guilty)
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/02 05:01:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Been Around the Block
South Georgia
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You roll to wound when you disect a frog.
When you disect a frog, you ask are you ready to repent for your heresy?
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"All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else."
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2010/05/02 05:18:35
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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The Imperator wrote:When you truly believe that batman's true identity is Konrad Curze
wait, it's not?
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2010/05/02 06:10:56
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Skittari
Behind you
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when your dad, who has built and colected model boats and airplanes for his entire life gets mad at you for buying to many minis
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2010/05/02 18:01:37
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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When you have nightmares of your family turning to chaos and wake up screaming "The Emperor Protects!".
Guilty.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/05/02 18:54:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Regular Dakkanaut
UK
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When rifle shooting, you constantly insist you hit, claiming you have BS5.
You use the word grot as an insult
When you burn yourself on an object, you claim
"Don't worry, Tau technology doesn't get hot"
You send a complaint to the ministry of defence saying they need to deploy blood angels in the stan
You set fire to a religious building and shout "BURN THE HERETIC!!"
You say bad things happen because of "unlucky rolling"
You say Winston Churchill is a rip off of Creed
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happyguardsman 2250 Cadian 25th serving alongside conscripted Keimarchan soldiers
In Soviet Russia Valhalla lasgun shoots YOU!
Enemies of the Imperium:
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2010/05/03 18:47:10
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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You claim the cyberman leader (the one with his brain showing) is the emperor in disguise...
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2010/05/04 03:22:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
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When playing football (American) as a linemen, you pull out a grenade when the play starts
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2010/05/04 03:31:25
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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The Ghoma wrote:When playing football (American) as a linemen, you pull out a grenade when the play starts
I think that just means your suicidal 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/04 03:31:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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When you are riding in your car you make sound effects from Dawn of War.
Guilty
Your history teacher asks you "are you an american?" you answer. "I AM SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR FOUL HERETIC AND YOU SHALL FALL!"
Guilty XD
You have an app on your ipod for notes where you have quotes of every single character in Dawn of War.
Guilty
You Know what a black hole does and will do.
Guilty
You know where the black hole ends.
Guilty
You know what a black hole is.
Guilty
You Talk to your friends about Sci Fi more than women.
Guilty
When you are throwing a Softball or baseball you throw it and scream "BY THE EMPEROR IT SHALL BE SO!"
You quote your codex.
Guilty
You have an entire file on your computer filled with anything from warhammer.
Guilty
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2010/05/04 03:34:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Asherian Command wrote:When you are riding in your car you make sound effects from Dawn of War.
Guilty
Your history teacher asks you "are you an american?" you answer. "I AM SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR FOUL HERETIC AND YOU SHALL FALL!"
Guilty XD
You have an app on your ipod for notes where you have quotes of every single character in Dawn of War.
Guilty
You Know what a black hole does and will do.
Guilty
You know where the black hole ends.
Guilty
You know what a black hole is.
Guilty
You Talk to your friends about Sci Fi more than women.
Guilty
When you are throwing a Softball or baseball you throw it and scream "BY THE EMPEROR IT SHALL BE SO!"
You quote your codex.
Guilty
You have an entire file on your computer filled with anything from warhammer.
Guilty
I bow to you good sir!
Although the Emperor still comes first XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/04 03:39:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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You get excited when you realize your girlfriend has a weird set of red bumpy dots on her face that form the symbol of nurgle.
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4k and rising
almost 2k
3k
1k
planning 2k
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2010/05/04 22:47:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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epil wrote:You get excited when you realize your girlfriend has a weird set of red bumpy dots on her face that form the symbol of nurgle.
You get happy when she has freckles that form the mark of slannesh.
You realize you shouldn't when you see she has a bunch of freckles that form the mark of nurgle.
She reveals she has herpes.
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