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2010/05/05 01:07:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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SLANEESH!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/05/05 20:55:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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you barley get to the toliet to take a dump and then you slap your head becasue you forgot to grab your codex.
True story
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 "Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none." 
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2010/05/05 21:23:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Kogwar wrote:you barley get to the toliet to take a dump and then you slap your head becasue you forgot to grab your codex.
True story
You keep your codex in the toilet because you have done this. Guilty 
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  FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
 6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/05/06 01:02:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Justicar Alaric wrote:Kogwar wrote:you barley get to the toliet to take a dump and then you slap your head becasue you forgot to grab your codex.
True story
You keep your codex in the toilet because you have done this. Guilty
You keep only the nurgle sections of the codex in the toilet.
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2010/05/06 16:29:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Asherian Command wrote:You have an entire file on your computer filled with anything from warhammer.
Guilty
Awww, crap. I have 3 
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/06 17:54:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Space_Potato wrote:Asherian Command wrote:You have an entire file on your computer filled with anything from warhammer.
Guilty
Awww, crap. I have 3
S_P
Forget 1 file on your cogitator how about the whole thing.
Guilty
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/05/06 21:34:11
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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TYRANIDS ARE HERE!!!
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/05/06 21:40:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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WHAT IN THE  IS THAT THING?
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2010/05/06 22:21:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A uhh Whatchamcallit?
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2010/05/06 22:23:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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metallifan wrote:WHAT IN THE IS THAT THING?
It's a sea pig.
The invasion has begun 
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/05/06 22:27:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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AHHHHHHH!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/05/06 22:34:38
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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GET ME THE EYE BLEACH AND MA SHOTGUN MARTHA!!
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2010/05/06 22:38:17
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Even our pets are infected!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/06 22:38:46
FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/05/06 22:39:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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When you demand that the over weight student with halitosis and bad acne in your Calc. 3 class give up the names and locations of all the other Nurgle cultists on campus.
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2010/05/06 22:47:58
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Where the hell have I seen that Zombie dog before?? I swear that thing was in a really old, really bad horror movie I've seen once.
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2010/05/06 23:09:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Looks Like every main character from Wow........
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/05/07 08:49:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Been Around the Block
South Georgia
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Justicar Alaric wrote:Even our pets are infected!!!
I think that this dog has won the ugliest dog in the world.
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"All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else."
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2010/05/07 13:56:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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That dog is Sam, and he was the Champion of the World's Ugliest Dog contest three years running between '03 and '05. They put him down in '05, though. I guess three years of starring at that mug was enough for anyone. 
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2010/05/07 14:13:16
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
Canada
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When you're obvious dedication to warhammer forces your GF to start collecting to spend more time with you.
Guilty.
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"Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying."
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2010/05/07 16:07:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Gorgarak wrote:When you're obvious dedication to warhammer forces your GF to start collecting to spend more time with you.
Guilty.
What's a Girlfriend?
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/05/07 16:09:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Oberfeldwebel
Palma de Mallorca, Spain
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Terminus wrote:That dog is Sam, and he was the Champion of the World's Ugliest Dog contest three years running between '03 and '05. They put him down in '05, though. I guess three years of starring at that mug was enough for anyone.
you mean that this "thing" is real and not a freakin' photoshop???
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2000 foot sloging IG
Cataphracts.... need to recalculate points....
Iron warriors waiting for more bucks with a better job
4th Panzerdivision Ost waiting for orders Reichmarschall!! 
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2010/05/07 19:02:54
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Terminus wrote:That dog is Sam, and he was the Champion of the World's Ugliest Dog contest three years running between '03 and '05. They put him down in '05, though. I guess three years of starring at that mug was enough for anyone.
I -swear- I've seen that thing in a movie before...
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2010/05/08 02:54:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Wow. The Girlfriend one is funny, Yeah i need one right now O.o.
Well anyway back to my list!
You read 40k instead of socialize at school.
Instead of doing normal things like going outside you spend most of your time painting or assemblying an army.
You refer to yourself as General (Your Name).
You have successfully turned off 200 girls.
You have successfully turned on 200 nerds.
You listen to 40k soundtracks.
You know that there is a Space Marine movie coming out.
You are exicitied for the above topic.
You serousily thought HOLY !#$% when you heard That there is a movie coming out.
You have bought a Sanguary Guard.
You have started blood angels.
You are collecting a Space Marine Chapter.
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2010/05/08 05:07:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Asherian Command wrote:You read 40k instead of socialize at school.
Instead of doing normal things like going outside you spend most of your time painting or assemblying an army.
You know that there is a Space Marine movie coming out.
You are exicitied for the above topic.
You serousily thought HOLY !#$% when you heard That there is a movie coming out.
You are collecting a Space Marine Chapter.
I'm sofa king guilty of this stuff 
Especially the last one.
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I have 2000 points of  , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to 
I have 500 points of  , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
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2010/05/08 05:21:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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You cancel a date with your girlfriend because your buddy was like we should play 40K on saturday and she understands and is ok with it.
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"So that's a box of lootas/burnas (there's only FIVE complete minis in here, and only four of them what you wanted!), a Dark Elf army book and two pots of paint. That will be your first born." - Kirbinator |
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2010/05/08 10:03:34
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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When you go on holiday and you take some paints and miniatures and be.... happy....
Guilty
Edit: looking at that it sounds really really wrong sorry.
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2010/05/08 17:54:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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TheBlackVanguard wrote:You cancel a date with your girlfriend because your buddy was like we should play 40K on saturday and she understands and is ok with it.
As long as that means You don't cheat on her. But shes ok if it was with a guy. XD its kinda true but anyway.
You try to kiss a poster of demonette (NOONE SHOULD SINK THIS LOW!)
You try to instead of being a socialiable person you spend your time in a dark area with dimmed lights reading a codex.
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2010/05/08 18:30:59
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
Canada
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You try to instead of being a socialiable person you spend your time in a dark area with dimmed lights reading a codex.
Guilty! Sometimes.
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"Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying."
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2010/05/08 19:21:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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-You know how to make the sign of the Mechanicus Cog and Imperal Aquilla.
-You, to an extent, understand binary.
-You somtimes speak like a adept. (e.g. Query: wheres my dice?)
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2010/05/08 19:42:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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58 pages?
when you read even 1 page of this (GUILTY)
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