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2010/05/08 19:47:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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you make the sign of the aquila instead of the sign of the cross
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2010/05/08 19:49:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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How do you do that again?
Or the mechanicus symbol?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/08 19:53:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You make a model of you!
You make a model of your girlfriend!
You are intent on building a army of real Space Marines. (well i'm sorta)
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/05/08 21:08:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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VikingScott wrote:How do you do that again?
Or the mechanicus symbol?
cross your thumbs and spread out your palms as if you were going to do a shadow puppet eagle, then press your palms into your chest.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2010/05/08 21:25:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Ahh i thought so Automatically Appended Next Post: Asherian Command wrote:You make a model of you!
I want to do this and for the rest of the gaming club i attend. Would be great if i could find someone to do it!
My gs skills arn't that good
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/08 21:27:02
"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/09 00:41:59
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Lol, I make the Aquila.
This thread is making me realise how much of a sad grot I actually am.
I haven't even played this in 2 years (contemplating a return however)
Anyway, when forming a sports team, you work out how much it will cost in points
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/09 00:56:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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When you and your friend pass each other in school you make the sign of the Aqula.
Used to be Guilty.
You are called Commissar by one of your friends.
Guilty
Because your friend is REALLY into Space Wolves, you go about calling him Pup, instead of his actual name.
GUILTY! XD He seems quite annoyed by this however.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/09 00:58:05
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/09 01:16:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran ORC
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Space_Potato wrote:
Anyway, when forming a sports team, you work out how much it will cost in points
S_P
dude, blood bowl 
When you call your wife/girlfriend/sister Khorne at that certain time of month Automatically Appended Next Post: Exarch_Nektel wrote:Asherian Command wrote:When start saying famous quotes from dawn of war 1-2!
When, as students file into the classroom, you philosophy teacher says, "you need your binder... something to write with... and an open mind." and you tell him, "an open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded." 
guilty.
Yeah, I just burst out laughing, so I woke my Gal up, and am now getting an evil look, thanks alot.
totally worth it 
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2010/05/09 01:42:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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When you see power hedge trimmers in the hardware store, and you wonder "Why do hedges have power saves?", which leads to "Do they also get cover saves, because they ARE cover?", which ends up with you buying a paint gun that you can hopefully turn into a flamer to rob those pesky hedges of their cover save, even though you only went into the store for some nails in the first place! Automatically Appended Next Post:  When you see power hedge trimmers in the hardware store, and you wonder "Why do hedges have power saves?", which leads to "Do they also get cover saves, because they ARE cover?", which ends up with you buying a paint gun that you can hopefully turn into a flamer to rob those pesky hedges of their cover save, even though you only went into the store for some nails in the first place!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/09 01:43:07
Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2010/05/09 06:31:30
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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When you start to think about making a chain sword for your school project.
When you start to paint your toy guns at home to look like bolters.
when you make a storm bolter and a bolkter out of lego.
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"Straight Fething Silver"  Tanith first and only
I have a reputation, Modile, a reputation as a fair, honest man who treats his soldiers well and supports them in the face of darkness. Potentially, that reputation makes me soft. It seems I understand failure and forgive it. Some, like Kowle, believe me to be a weak commissar, not prepared to take the action my rank demands. Not prepared to enforce field discipline where I see it failing. I am an Imperial commissar. I will enflame the weak, support the wavering, guide the lost. I will be all things to all men who need me. But I will also punish without hesitation the weak, the incompetent, and the treasonous.
I am a Commissar. I am empowered to deliver justice wherever I see it lacking. I am empowered to punish cowardice. I am granted the gift of total authority to judge, in the name of the Emperor, on the field of combat.
— Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, prior to the field execution of his uncle General Aldo Dercius |
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2010/05/10 06:09:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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Call your pastor a heritic for preaching false info.
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 4k and rising
 almost 2k
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 planning 2k
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2010/05/10 12:57:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You call your mother Master of Xenos.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/05/10 13:01:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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... you post in this thread.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2010/05/10 13:20:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Your mother Is a master of Xenos
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2010/05/10 17:06:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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wuestenfux wrote:... you post in this thread.
Don't mean to burst your Heretical bubble dude but people have said this....multiple times.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/10 17:06:57
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/10 17:09:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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When you scream on the interwebs when any codex/the brb gets updated thinking it will break the game/be rubbish.
Or alternatively when you don't give a damn about the prices going up.
Again.
Luckily not guilty of either.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/10 21:27:14
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Your entire life consists of going to school, pretending to pay attention to classes, then going on dakka under various identities and yelling at people.
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2010/05/10 21:32:27
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your entire life consists of going to school, pretending to pay attention to classes, then going on dakka under various identities and yelling at people.
Kinda guilty....
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/10 23:06:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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When you list your religion on Facebook as Gork and Mork
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Apologies for talking positively about games I enjoy.
Orkz Rokk!!!  |
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2010/05/11 00:50:43
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Ugavine wrote:
When you list your religion on Facebook as Gork and Mork
I am so doing that.
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2010/05/11 11:33:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fresh-Faced New User
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When driving along the street you realise the heavy steel manhole covers would probably upgrade the car from a trukk to a battlewagon if i welded enough of em on!
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2010/05/11 11:50:51
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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You start talking like a space marine.
Start runnong for cover when the school bell rings.
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"Straight Fething Silver" Tanith first and only
I have a reputation, Modile, a reputation as a fair, honest man who treats his soldiers well and supports them in the face of darkness. Potentially, that reputation makes me soft. It seems I understand failure and forgive it. Some, like Kowle, believe me to be a weak commissar, not prepared to take the action my rank demands. Not prepared to enforce field discipline where I see it failing. I am an Imperial commissar. I will enflame the weak, support the wavering, guide the lost. I will be all things to all men who need me. But I will also punish without hesitation the weak, the incompetent, and the treasonous.
I am a Commissar. I am empowered to deliver justice wherever I see it lacking. I am empowered to punish cowardice. I am granted the gift of total authority to judge, in the name of the Emperor, on the field of combat.
— Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, prior to the field execution of his uncle General Aldo Dercius |
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2010/05/11 16:14:45
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Space Marine
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When you're standing at a packed bus stop (40+ people) and you say don't panic but the thunderhawk gunship can only carry 30 of us.
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2010/05/11 17:20:57
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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I always viewed a bus as more of a Battlewagon.
If people called it a Battlewagon more often, I'd hang of the sides firing a shoota and screaming 'WAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!'
:EDIT: Corrected the speeling errors
S_P
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/11 17:22:00
Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/11 17:44:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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When you think the RED buses in london are the fastest!
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2010/05/11 23:08:30
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Dude, have you seen those things?
They make F1 cars look like Go-karts made from lead with concrete squares instead of wheels being piloted by a fat guy going uphill.
That is the proof that red wuns go fasta - London buses
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/12 12:36:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Small Wyrm of Slaanesh
Look out the window...
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Asherian Command wrote:You try to kiss a poster of demonette (NOONE SHOULD SINK THIS LOW!)
GUILTY.... well not tried. Did kiss a picture of a Daemonette.
I lose don't I?
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2010/05/12 14:46:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
Rhode Island
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When you get in a fight and you yell WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH while charging the guy.
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W/D/L/ A(a= Annihilated beyond doubt)
Orks =44/2/9/2 15k+ pts (assembled/broken)
Black Templar= 4/1/2/1 3k 2k pts (assembled)
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2010/05/12 16:02:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you get in a fight and you yell WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH while charging the guy.
If you get charged by Warlordron`swaagh, you shout FOR THE EMPORA!!
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2010/05/12 17:35:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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When you hope that you are the one that makes it to page number 60 while giving a bad joke like:
''When you avoid groups of larger then 3 people to be a less tempting target for mortars.''
EDIT:
Too bad you come to the conclusion you are wrong and thus failed... :(
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2010/05/12 20:17:47
Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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