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You realise why most ferraris are painted red, makes em go FASTA!

loner wrote:When you hope that you are the one that makes it to page numer 60 while giving a bad joke like:
''When you avoid groups of larger then 3 people to be a less tempting target for mortars.''

EDIT:
Too bad you come to the conclusion you are wrong and thus failed... :(

You may have failed this time but at least you could get page 69

When you try to decide which Primarchs your friends are.

You've changed your facebook religous view to Gork and Mork.

You hack facebook so that the "interested in" says "Slaanesi followers."

You make your political views on facebook "Imperium of Man."

Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you get in a fight and you yell WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH while charging the guy.

So doing that the next time I get into a fight.

When someone says "One can only hope." you respond "Hope is the first step on the road to disapointment."

When your playing Halo, Gears of War, or any other video game with a VIP mode, get VIP, and say "Are you ready to die for me?!?"

You get a kill from the grave in a game and say "Even in death I still serve."

Instead of asking "Hey, do you want to play video games?" You ask your friends "WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET?!?"

When all you do at school is draw bad space marines and think about W40k and what your going to blow money and time on and how you going to kill tiny people with what you just blew money on in your mind. (Very Guilty)

edit for spelling errors

When someone pulls a knife on you and you think "hehe he only has a choppa, then pull out your bigger knife and yell +2 strength sucka! Big Choppa!"

When you hear a gun shot, so you slug the nearest guy, because, as you know, people can't shoot into melee combat...right?

When you see a military movie and the guy with the bazooka is running and you think, "dumbass, now you have to wait til next turn to shoot..."
When a sniper shoots a truckdriver and the guys jump out and run for cover, I mean, they have to pass a pinning test first, wtf!

When you watch gundam or power rangers and think, man, if they had a kustom force field they would be unstoppable.

You panic when you are in your car and you see a helicopter towards you.... and pray it doesnt have twin linked rokkits or a buzzsaw

When you see a truck accident and think, huh... wonder what he got for a ramshackle roll...

When you try to figure out if your kawasaki ninja can be modified to constantly spit out smoke thus giving you a constant 4+ cover save...

When you sit at work for a half an hour coming up with these on page 60 wondering how no one got them yet...

When you name your guard dog "Squig" and tell people he is angry...

When you think your son would make an excellent ammo runt

When you have to keep editting your post as you come up with more of these faster then the next guy can post

When you go to bed you search everywhere in your room, to make sure Snikrot isn't hiding somewhere waiting for you to go to sleep..

When you tell everyone you'll be back in ten minutes because you have to go to the drops..

You laugh when you hear someone speak l33t, and then you think I wonder if a space marine speaks l33t.

You are lucky to get a girlfriend. Then she dumps you after she finds out about your addiction to 40k.

You start to remember the old models and you look at the new models and say "by the emperor thing's have changed!"

You don't believe in Obama because you Don't like the way's of "change".

You have thus far labeled all parts of the american government with one of the four chaos gods.

You tell your wife that all you want for your birthday is some paints a new model and to go and play some 40K

Your wife does exactly that for your birhday

your talking to your girlfriend before getting it on "baby, could you do something....different tonight for me? please?"
"Oh, well i guess"
*pulls out massive lobster claw*

(not guilty)

sc0ttfree wrote:your talking to your girlfriend before getting it on "baby, could you do something....different tonight for me? please?"
"Oh, well i guess"
*pulls out massive lobster claw*

(not guilty)

dude......gross....that actually made me flinch and quiver!

I don't get it. Bestiality?

Slarg232 wrote:I don't get it. Bestiality?

No, not bestiality but being a Slaanesh Daemonette.

sir mongo wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:I don't get it. Bestiality?

No, not bestiality but being a Slaanesh Daemonette.

Damn, I feel stupid for not having seen that after being a devoted chaos player.....

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

sir i believe you need a high-five for that one

When you here the word genocide and think exterminatus.

When in Aquatic Ecology, you see FW Fish; and think "thats strage, what does Forge World have to do with fish?" before realizing it means fresh water fish. (guilty)

When you color code your mix cd's and you make your favorite green so you can remember it's your favorite based on the logic, "Itz green do itz da best".

(guilty)

If someone asks you to help them, you ask if they have applied Ork logic to the situation. Beat it, or if one hammer isn't working, try two.

When learning about electrical synapses in biology you can't help but thinking about Tyranids.

When you see a board of wood and think about how you can change it to resemble a las-gun. Guilty

When cutting yourself isn't emo, it's for the EMPRAH!!

(Not Guilty)

When you get a hat from a friend and paint it black so it looks like a full-blown Commissar Cap!
Most definitely I'm guilty as of today! XD

You have a hat that says "for the emperor." Not myself but someone at my LGS.

You know you play to much 40k when " you go to a web site dedicated to playing with toy soldiers and then behave like a nazi, calling other people whinners, and acting like your the king because You are such a bad a$$ toy soldier general"..

thats just my own personal assesment of a lot of dakkadakka regular posters. why act like a wannabe online bully over somthing so trivial.

On the other hand.. i personally know that i have spent way to much time with my 40k stuff when i look in the mirror and im Butt white colored from lack of sun.

you wish the cult of the emperor was real

when you sit in economics class and cover up the 1 in "401k" so it reads "40k" and then giggle to yourself

you have an imperial eagle tattoo

you get motivated by thinking of space marines while running

you daydream in school about a tyranid invasion and you suddenly have a boltgun and you stave off the hordes in front of your classmates

you have more than one article of 40k clothing

you play warhammer instead of going to prom

(all of these are true by the way except for the tattoo, which I actually plan on getting)

Your so cool starhawks. I dont mean that in the slightest wee little bit of a derogatory way. seriously i love your post. sitting here in school for finals i clicked over to read your post and i love it. awsome.
Hats off to you.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:When cutting yourself isn't emo, it's for the EMPRAH!!

(Not Guilty)

Lucius the Eternal......

When you try to train your dog to play 40k because no one in your small town wants to.

Guilty, but I knew it would fail when I did it.

Slarg232 wrote: because no one in your small town wants to.

ahh yes i think everyone who lives in a small town can relate to this one

starhawks1 wrote:
you have an imperial eagle tattoo

I one day i will be guilty of this. Oh yes I will be.