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2010/05/19 02:31:09
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
You see those little scooter things in pe (its a flat 1' by 1' board on wheels) and the first thing that runs through your mind is
"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
Automatically Appended Next Post: You see those little scooter things in pe (its a flat 1' by 1' board on wheels) and the first thing that runs through your mind is
"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
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Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!
"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic."
2010/05/19 02:43:59
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
Mr. Self Destruct wrote:You see those little scooter things in pe (its a flat 1' by 1' board on wheels) and the first thing that runs through your mind is
"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
Automatically Appended Next Post: You see those little scooter things in pe (its a flat 1' by 1' board on wheels) and the first thing that runs through your mind is
"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking back in elementary.....WE HAD THOSE BOARDS! XD
I Can remember skidding around on those things! although I wasn't into Warhammer then but now that I think about it......XD
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/19 02:53:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
you get motivated by thinking of space marines while running
Im frequently surprised how well that works.
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
2010/05/19 12:33:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
While talking to a girl you think of her as a Demonette.
While Trying to date a girl you bring a holy book of the imperial to see if you can convert people.
You bring the holy book of the Imperial whereever you go!
You saw starcraft and immediately thought "huh Tau got a major upgrade! Wow the Tryanids look Awesome! Wow I can't believe that the Imperail Guard have power armor now!"
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2010/05/19 14:46:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
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2010/05/19 21:11:37
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
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2010/05/20 15:55:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
Caelun Niveus wrote:When you see one of those square shaped cars tagged with "I drive a box!" your next thought is to tag it with "METAL BAWKSES!" Guilty.
You yell "METTEL BAWKSES!" when you're stopped next to one of these FedEx vans:
(Guilty)
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Automatically Appended Next Post: 58. Going through something and wondering do I have "move through cover" or do I have to take a dangrous terrain test.
Automatically Appended Next Post: 58. Going through something and wondering do I have "move through cover" or do I have to take a dangrous terrain test.
Automatically Appended Next Post: 58. Going through something and wondering do I have "move through cover" or do I have to take a dangrous terrain test.
Automatically Appended Next Post: You think Mary Poppins deepstrikes
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Armies I Play:
Necrons Starting An Army Red Corsairs 1500 Skaven WIP
2010/05/22 13:52:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
^ When you get on Facebook and change you religious view to: Gwar!
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2010/05/24 23:51:25
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
When you actually call roaches Nid wannabes (guilty)
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building, copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair & grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!
2010/05/28 03:32:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your watch breaks, so you pray to the Machine God.
You pray to the Machine God anytime ANYTHING thats a machine breaks or doesn't work right (guilty....but hey.....it works.)
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/28 18:01:19
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
The Imperator wrote:When signing yearbooks on the last day of school you just put famous 40k quotes and then sign your name (guilty)
"an open mind is a fortress with it's gates open and it's walls ungaurded"
LOL good one.
But what about, when you sign a yearbook and you convert a quote to something else...in the form of.
May the Emperor's Light be you torch.
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple! 
Necrons Starting An Army 
Red Corsairs 1500 
Skaven WIP 
