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2010/05/29 00:01:02
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
When you have lived with someone studying egyptology for years, always been interested in the mythology and even have been taught a small handful of hieroglyphics...
... and catch yourself reading the word 'Horus' and immediately thinking of the primach and not the falcon god. That was rather alarming.
riman1212 wrote:i am 1-0-1 in a doubles tourny and the loss was beacause the 2 people we where vsing where IG who both took 50 conscipts yarak in one a comistare in the other
lukie117 wrote:necrons are so cheesy it should be easy but space marines are cheesy too so use lots of warriors with a chessy res orb
2010/05/29 19:19:04
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
.... If you see a knife, axe, or other sharp object and think it's a Choppa.
.... If you go out with your friends to hunt and ask if you can bring your Slugga.
If you think that Xbox Games are better than PS3 games because the cases are green, You may be an Ork.
You know you play too much 40k when you try and fail to come up with "You may be an Ork if....." jokes.
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
2010/05/29 20:32:10
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
When you realize on your exam paper your initials spell: "WHFB"
Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
2010/05/29 21:07:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
Got more...
When speaking to a girl you refer to her breasts as 'Monoliths'
When you hear 'Tomb Raider' you immediately imagine Lara Croft riding on a Raider
When you look at a large weapon you immediately think of it as a bolter
When you play MW2 you rage at knifing players because they cannot fleet and assault in the same turn
You equate ALL real weapons to 40k weapons. (well I already started...)
Greetsz,
Mr. Self Destruct
Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!
"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic."
2010/05/31 05:37:11
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
When you decide a footslogging Orks army is a good idea...
*mutters something about "so much damn green paint"*
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2010/05/31 18:17:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
When Playing Modern Warfare 2 Spec-ops with a friend while listening to some Hammer of the Emperor from Imperator Dominatus your friends looks at you and asks "Are you- Are you mouthing the words?" (guilty)
its even worse when you don't know your doing it.
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/06/01 11:59:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
Corennus wrote:
You watch The Two Towers thinking "Uruk-Hai wouldn't stand a chance against my......"
(insert Space Marines, Tau, Eldar, Imperial Guard...)
you watch the Two Towers and think that there was nothing that Exterminatus wouldn't solve. or you think, "needs more dakka!"
or, when sitting in a science class, talking about rhinos...the instructor asks you a question about them, you proceed to say something along the lines of: "the rhino has a transport capacity of 10, and at cruising speed, may fire one of its weapon sponsons. Additionally units in a rhino may not assault the turn that they debark."
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2010/06/01 14:57:51
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
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2010/06/01 15:03:25
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
For which I'm grateful, but I wish they'd stop spanking off the Blood Ravens long enough to get the Ork campaign finally fething finished lke they promised they would in the months before release. As fun as their campaigns are (I did enjoy the nice twists and turns of Chaos Rising), I'd really like to see an in-depth campaign from another perspective.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2010/06/01 19:32:50
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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