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When you read the abbreviation S.S. and can only think of Storm Shields.

"Dood! Your Soulgrinder is a tank!"

"No... It's a walker..."

When you think a baby crying is an ork invasion

You can field 35K worth of Painted Minis

2 Companies SM and Armour, 1 Titan Wing.

That's actually a little sad.....

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Monolith sounds more like a metaphor for penis actually.

Slanessh's Happy Globes are better for breasts, imo.

That also sounds like an awesome piece of wargear too.

Slaanesh's Happy Globes, +1 for "Initiative" tests.

+2 to cover rolls. You'll be too busy staring at them to care about shooting at them.

No see, I wasn't thinking Initiative as in how well you react, but how fast you would be willing to....... "assault" them

Yea, but then she'd get +d6 attacks added onto her base Attack count. And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup

metallifan wrote:Yea, but then she'd get +d6 attacks added onto her base Attack count. And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup

No, that woul......

Drat, your right. I think I am just going to hid that wargear from everyone, and never let it see the light of day.

When you hear your Command Sergeant Major (CSM)is coming to visit, and you wonder what you did to bring on The Chaos Space Marines investigation

metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup

Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup

Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."

This kid.....
Makes me lol....

VikingScott wrote:
This kid.....
Makes me lol....

+1

Mine got the knee once. Accidentally, mind you, but I still loll'ed hard (After giving her a hug to avoid retaliation)

VikingScott wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup

Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."

This kid.....
Makes me lol....

Why? Because you find it absurd someone would hit a girl?
Cause I assure you, I will hit anybody, anywhere, anytime. As Long as I think I can outrun them.

Or because of "Lady Flower Pain Shower?" Because you should be laughing about that. It took me some time to think of it tbh.

Melissia wrote:...but I wish they'd stop spanking off the Blood Ravens long enough to get the Ork campaign finally fething finished...

Not much story to work with though...

"Iz Dey Orks?"
"No"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

Yes I can see it now...
"Hey...Y'know I really want to merge my Monolith with your Webway Portal."
*NUTSHOT*
"oh....gawd....my nads....*dies*"

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

VikingScott wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup

Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."

This kid.....
Makes me lol....

Why? Because you find it absurd someone would hit a girl?Cause I assure you, I will hit anybody, anywhere, anytime. As Long as I think I can outrun them.

Or because of "Lady Flower Pain Shower?" Because you should be laughing about that. It took me some time to think of it tbh.

Equal Treatment, blame the feminists.

Caelun Niveus wrote:

Melissia wrote:...but I wish they'd stop spanking off the Blood Ravens long enough to get the Ork campaign finally fething finished...

Not much story to work with though...

"Iz Dey Orks?"
"No"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

Made me lol, not going to lie.

Caelun Niveus wrote:"Iz Dey Orks?"
"No"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

Actually it could have quite a bit of story. Orks have just as much, if not more personality than Marines do.

Think about this:

Warboss
-- Like the FC, but with more brute strength powers than charismatic ones. Much more HP, but less armor.
-- Has both a ranged weapon and a CCW, or one very large CCW. Maybe a purely ranged build with heavy weapons.
-- Has the utter loyalty of all the squads because of him being bigger, stronger, and meaner than them.
Nob w/Boyz
-- Like Tarkus' squad, but offensively oriented rather than defensive. They also have less issues with casualties.
-- Customizable as shootaboyz or sluggaboyz, upgradeable to Big'unz.
-- Believes he is the best example for all the others, aside from the Warboss of course.
Stormboy Nob w/Stormboyz
-- Jump troops who tend to focus on melee. Can be customized to have shootas, however.
-- Almost the opposite of Thaddeus' personality-- very disciplined, no-nonsense, and professional.
-- The only one who doesn't hate the Kommando Nob.
Kommando Nob w/Kommandoz
-- Sneaky troops favoring assault, but can be built as shooty as well. Favors striking out of infiltration.
-- Conflicts with the other nobz, because of his sneaky methods. Argues with the Boyz Nob constantly.
Flash Git w/Loota Boyz
-- Heavy weapons troop, with lots of weird Ork guns.
-- Can become Flash Gitz, able to move while firing their heavy weapons and are more durable.
-- Obsessed with looting, very good friends with the Mekboy; conflicts with others over stolen gear.
Mekboy
-- Lots of weird wargear-- Kustom Force Field, Shokk Attack Gun, and other weirder Ork tech.
-- May become a tank driver or be put in a Deff Dread, but can't use the special wargear while inside.
-- Always experimenting, wanting to grab more tech, friends with the Flash Git nob.
Weirdboy
-- Strange and varied psychic powers, such as Foot of Gork, group teleportation, transforming people into squigs, etc.
-- Insane, and distrusted. But loyal to the warboss because he provides the Weirdboy with WAAAGH! energy.
-- May become a Warp'Ead weirdboy, similar to Jonas becoming an Epistolary.


These various uints and personalities interacting with eachother could produce some hilarious and awesome dialogue... nevermind them interacting with their enemies (violently, usually).

Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you hear your Command Sergeant Major (CSM)is coming to visit, and you wonder what you did to bring on The Chaos Space Marines investigation

You wonder who the Commissar is going to kill to pass fail leadership test

Corennus wrote:You spend all your working hours on this site........

Guilty!

You spend all your time, period, on this site.

You want your first car to be a Land Raider. (guilty
(YOU guys are making me laugh so hard i can't breath.) XD

When you can say, completely straight faced, that you play with your little men.

When your wife or girlfriend does not worry about you being out late, because she knows you are playing with toy soldiers with other men.

You've friended people on facebook that you know on dakkadakka.

(Shadowbrand, Albatross, and Anung Un Rama)

The Imperator wrote:When signing yearbooks on the last day of school you just put famous 40k quotes and then sign your name (guilty)

"an open mind is a fortress with it's gates open and it's walls ungaurded"

I do hope you used proper grammar in the actual quote. "Its" is the possessive form, "it's" is just a contraction of "it is".

When your first thought about this picture is how a cat came to command Necrons. (guilty)

metallifan wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You mutter a prayer to the Machine God when tryign to start our Land Whale.
(Guilty.)

I thought, for a second there, that what you actually wrote was this:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You mutter a prayer to the Machine God when tryign to start out on a Land Whale.
(Guilty.)

And I was like:



And then I was like:



But then I read it again.

You see the pic of the kid and think "That looks like an imperial guardsman's helmet if it were blue"

Needs a white stripe down the center.

You want to Punch someone and role dice to see if you hit!

sir mongo wrote:When your wife or girlfriend does not worry about you being out late, because she knows you are playing with toy soldiers with other men.

Damn thats me!

You know you play too much 40k when your wife lets you go to the ETC via Amsterdam