You know when you play too much 40K when....

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**Golden Eyed Scout**

You read a C.S Goto book.
(not guilty. yet.)

**Asherian Command**

instead of going to a bar you go to a Convention only because it has deals on Warhammer.

**metallifan**

Asherian Command wrote:instead of going to a bar you go to a Convention only because it has deals on Warhammer.

You bring your Warhammer with you to the bar or pub after said convention, because you have an overwhelming urge to hold the boxes in your hands

**jrmudo**

When you friend team kills you in any game and then you want to blow up there planet and then you realized it was your planet two.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You gave up drinking to free up extra funds for warhammer.

Still not sure if it's worth it.

**Asherian Command**

You give up your sex life for a 40k release party.

**sir mongo**

Asherian Command wrote:You give up your sex life for a 40k release party.

This might be pushing the limits!

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Asherian Command wrote:You give up your sex life for a 40k release party.

A wargamer has a sex life? I thought it's with ourselves.

**Asherian Command**

Yeah That was the reason why i wrote in XD.

**felixthecat345**

You turn 40.
Or 30, for that matter.....

NOT GUILTY!

yet

**Lord of battles**

The Liber Chaotica is your bible
(becoming increasingly guilty)

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You ask a girl out in Orkish.

'EY! WENCH! YOU, ME, NOW!"

**eldarbgamer13**

you post on this thread

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, and feel like you need to serve your emperor, and then realise that the emperor is not real, but serve him anyways

**metallifan**

You shake your head, realizing that every joke being made on this thread has already been posted a number of times

**Golden Eyed Scout**

metallifan wrote:You shake your head, realizing that every joke being made on this thread has already been posted a number of times

Yet you still come back to it.

(Guilty.)

**ChocolateGork** · You post at 4:00 am

You post at 4:00 am

**Partof1**

You feel somewhat proud to live relatively near a town named "Waugh"

You consider this a precursor to your own personal Defiler.

**Commissar NIkev**

Partof1 wrote:You feel somewhat proud to live relatively near a town named "Waugh"

You consider this a precursor to your own personal Defiler.

I have to call that a fraud.......

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You have multiple personalities that play 40k.

And you play against their respective armies.

**Hans_posthumus**

You say praise to Nurgle when your brother goes to the toilet...

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You speak in a Xenos language to insult people.

**focusedfire**

When you complain about a really good Sci-Fi movie copying their future tech designs from GW's designs that were copied from other Sci-fi movies or Artists.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You hear of a movie called Mutant Chronicles and think

'Exterminatus should clear the right up."

**focusedfire**

When you post on a thread titled, Who would win between the IoM (40K) and the Galactic Empire(Star Wars).

**Commissar NIkev**

focusedfire wrote:When you post on a thread titled, Who would win between the IoM (40K) and the Galactic Empire(Star Wars).

Galactic Empire would win unfortunatly.
Somebody wrote a story about it, I don't know the links anymore and I can't remember how to find it, but the Galactic Empire has a few HUGE advantages over the Imperium.

**micahaphone**

Commissar NIkev wrote:
Partof1 wrote:You feel somewhat proud to live relatively near a town named "Waugh"

You consider this a precursor to your own personal Defiler.

I have to call that a fraud.......

That is actually a John Deer (I think) lumberjack machine. It can cut down a thick ironwood in a few seconds, and place it in a pile with the giant arm. And the legs allow to go into denser places and have less of an environmental impact.

Oh, and you could totally mount some weapons on that. Getting the demon in there is another story...

**The Imperator**

you wish your grandpa was a dreadnaught

**Commissar NIkev**

The Imperator wrote:you wish your grandpa was a VENERABLE dreadnaught

fixed

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Commissar NIkev wrote:
The Imperator wrote:you wish your grandpa was a VENERABLE dreadnaught

fixed

HEY!! My grandpappy fought in WW2!! He is a venerable Dread.

**Commissar NIkev**

micahaphone wrote:
Commissar NIkev wrote:
Partof1 wrote:You feel somewhat proud to live relatively near a town named "Waugh"

You consider this a precursor to your own personal Defiler.

I have to call that a fraud.......

That is actually a John Deer (I think) lumberjack machine. It can cut down a thick ironwood in a few seconds, and place it in a pile with the giant arm. And the legs allow to go into denser places and have less of an environmental impact.

Oh, and you could totally mount some weapons on that. Getting the demon in there is another story...

Thanks for the Info man.

O and getting a daemon in there would be no problem, just throw someone's girlfriend in there while she is PMSing.

Although, you may wanna make sure she can't actually operate the machine