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You read/follow virtually this entire thread
(guilty)

Commissar NIkev wrote:

focusedfire wrote:When you post on a thread titled, Who would win between the IoM (40K) and the Galactic Empire(Star Wars).

Galactic Empire would win unfortunatly.
Somebody wrote a story about it, I don't know the links anymore and I can't remember how to find it, but the Galactic Empire has a few HUGE advantages over the Imperium.

Really? I would think the Imperium has WAY more advantages... Starting with that the Galactic Empire's most Elite troops have a Statline no better than Karsakins, just send a SM chapter and the war would be over.

You play too much when...

You grab a stone and make strips on cars in the neighbourhood with the stone to make them go faster.
You realise you are wrong and decide to paint all the cars red.
When you feel guilty about it and send everyone a letter when you tell about what you have done.
When you offer to paint their mini's if they don't tell the police.
When you commit suicide after you come to the conclusion that orks have red racing strips.

You make your own 40k styled motivational posters (guilty)

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You make your own 40k styled motivational posters (guilty)

Show some

When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up.
but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd

When you see a girl wearing a thong, and think she looks like a Bloodthirster from behind.

metallifan wrote:

WHAT KIND OF WOMEN ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

You plan on making Dethklok Klokateers for your IG army.

you are wondering whats you dogs toughnes is

you move 6 inches at time

When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up.
but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd

Huhum i think you'll find that's mine!!!

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You make your own 40k styled motivational posters (guilty)

Show some

will do, how do i upload images?

Note to self, if in doubt read instructions to Dakka

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Note to self, if in doubt read instructions to Dakka

More!

You describe yourself using Orcish terms! "I'm gak with lots of dakka!"

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:

When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up.
but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd

Huhum i think you'll find that's mine!!!
[quote

?? That Character is from a book written by Dan Abbnet...........did you really not know this?

Commissar NIkev wrote:

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:

When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up.
but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd

Huhum i think you'll find that's mine!!!
[quote

?? That Character is from a book written by Dan Abbnet...........did you really not know this?

I did know, I'm a massive fan of Gaunts Ghosts, what I meant was that if you look at my profile I think you'll find that is my 40k based name!!!!!

@loner: will upload some more soon

When you cross the road at a pedestrian crossing, see an oncoming bus, and think "Death or Glory!"

When you are pulled over by the police to explain yourself, and you reply "C'mon, Tank Shock is a legal move".

S_P

When you put a "Get's Hot!" sticker on your glue gun

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:

I did know, I'm a massive fan of Gaunts Ghosts, what I meant was that if you look at my profile I think you'll find that is my 40k based name!!!!!

.....I'm not sure if you don't understand what I mean, or if I'm not positive on what I mean......but this is making very little sense......so I'm just gonna stop it there


When you feel compelled to shout quotes from Dawn of War randomly. (already been said....I know)

ok

You get a nipple piercing for Slannesh.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You get a nipple piercing for Slannesh.

Too tame. When you get a dk piercing for Slaanesh.

With a chain that connects it too the nipple piercings you got for Slaanesh.

S_P

When playing paintball you purposely use red paint so you can scream BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD upon impact.

DOing the same thing as above in the belief that the balls will go fasta!!!

Scream during a Paint Ball game. "EMPEROR DAMN YOU AND ALL THE HERETICS!

You go through 65 pages of a Dakka article.

Space_Potato wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You get a nipple piercing for Slannesh.

Too tame. When you get a dk piercing for Slaanesh.

With a chain that connects it too the nipple piercings you got for Slaanesh.

S_P

That is called the Admiral.

You snort coacaine with Doom Rider.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Doomrider

LORDEATSALOT wrote:You go through 65 pages of a Dakka article.

LORDEATSALOT wrote:You go through 65 pages of a Dakka article.

1 Better

You see a thread about what SM's eat, your remember that there was a humor thread that covered the Topic and you have gone through over 200+ pages vainly trying to find the thread that has, "Eatin' **it for the Emprah" pictures and jokes so you can post the link.

BTW, I am still looking and if anyone remembers where they are, Eyezz wouldz muchess apreesheates it.

When your girlfriend gives up and stops trying to get your attention while you areplaying the game.