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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Space_Potato wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You get a nipple piercing for Slannesh.

Too tame. When you get a dk piercing for Slaanesh.

With a chain that connects it too the nipple piercings you got for Slaanesh.

S_P

That is called the Admiral.

You snort coacaine with Doom Rider.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Doomrider

You make fun of Gabriel Angelous. Because his name sounds like Angel. And you call his voice sexy. And you know who i'm talking about.

You Know who doom rider is.

You Liked to play poker with creed.

You Have a collection of Creeds.

You have played Assassins Creed because the Word Creed was in it.

You randomly scream CREED!!!!! Will save us! During a Test.

You get a girlfriend because she looks like a sister of battle.


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huh i can't find me post.

When, in any other Strategy Game, you see flamethrowers and immediately shout, "CLEANSE WITH HOLY FIRE!"

When, you play Company of Heroes and you think that the King Tiger is a total Baneblade ripoff.

When you start calling anyone who disagrees with you about anything a heretic and threaten to smite them <guilty>
You build a Holy Orb of Antioch to throw at your buddies car when he arrives at the gaming store to play against your templars... <guilty>
When you only bring one army to the LFGS because you are afraid they'll fight in the trunk and someone might get a lucky penetration roll and explode your car... <guilty>

When you reflexively say 'Blood for the Blood God' whenever you cut yourself. Including in the laboratory. (Yes, it should be shouted rather than forcefully and furiously hissed, but I want to keep lab privileges.)

When you automatically use such a curse despite not playing chaos and not particularly liking Khorne.

You get a skin rash and wonder if it's from Nurgle or Slannesh.

You wonder what type of Dark Eldar Marilyn Manson is.
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you know when you've been playing too much 40k when you say stuff like...

Samus_aran115 wrote:What the hell is up with you guys and your corny SOB jokes? Can you guys grow up, please? It's incredibly annoying to see "Hit on a SOB" and "Ask a SOB for a BJ" every other post.

...yeah, miniatures have feelings too

You light dead plants on fire, and your reasoning is
"They might be dead orks ready to release their spores"
<guilty>

When the reason you're suddenly able to do mental maths so much better is you're always calculating unit values for your army lists.

When you sit at work and try to figure out the perfect army list instead of whatever work your supposed to be doing.

When you sit at work and plan your strategy using anything and everything on your desk to stand in for the units

When ever you look at an army in real life or in a book you wonder how many points they would be.
Every charactor you read about you compare to a marine and they tend to lose.
when ever makign a big desision that you can't make your mind up on you roll a d6.

You know what the date is based on when the next (or last) warhammer tournament at your LGS is (was).

You find something you lost in the middle of an open room that youve looked over 3 or 4 times and yell CREEED!!!

You believe Obama is really a sorcerer of Tzeentch, and thats why you voted for him.

Saying Blood for the Blood God is perfectly acceptible to say when giving blood.

I once actually Said "Blood for the Blood God" when donating blood.

They kindly asked me to leave, just before some nuns chased me for 15 miles.

Gwar! wrote:I once actually Said "Blood for the Blood God" when donating blood.

They kindly asked me to leave, just before some nuns chased me for 15 miles.

I work at a hospital, they cant chase me away. I've also wondered weather or not most of our ER patients are little gifts from Nurgle or Slaneesh.

Gwar! wrote:I once actually Said "Blood for the Blood God" when donating blood.

They kindly asked me to leave, just before some nuns chased me for 15 miles.

I screamed that out in the middle of a pub during a UFC prelim fight once. One of the fighters took a mean punch to the temple and was drenched in more red liquid than the Kool-Aide man.

Needless to say, I got some odd looks from some of the patrons near me, not that I cared. I tend to twitch, laugh maniacally, and my face gets stuck like this:

whenever I see heavy bloodshed. Tends to creep people out

When you say ''I want your tank crew shaken not stirred.''

When you call your son Horus when he refuses to listen to you.

You say sticks and stones may break my bones, but my armor is made of contempt! when joking around with your friends during a game.

metallifan wrote:

Gwar! wrote:I once actually Said "Blood for the Blood God" when donating blood.

They kindly asked me to leave, just before some nuns chased me for 15 miles.

I screamed that out in the middle of a pub during a UFC prelim fight once. One of the fighters took a mean punch to the temple and was drenched in more red liquid than the Kool-Aide man.

Needless to say, I got some odd looks from some of the patrons near me, not that I cared. I tend to twitch, laugh maniacally, and my face gets stuck like this:

whenever I see heavy bloodshed. Tends to creep people out

This is where you lie down on the couch and I say such things as "How was your childhood?" "Tell me about your mother" and "did you get along with the other boys at school?"

Then you get happy pills! Yay! Don't misuse or abuse drugs, kids.


Anyhoo......

... When you see "Blues Brothers" and when Jake uses the whip as a sound effect at the end of a song, you think "I thought he was a loyalist. But I guess he has a lash whip, so he must be chaos!"

when you read the above statement, and the first thing you think is "chaos don't have lash whips. Tyranids do."

Kogwar wrote:when ever makign a big desision that you can't make your mind up on you roll a d6.

you cant roll just one d6... because all big decisions can be broken down into a couple groups: Difficult terrain, morale checks, and psychic power checks.

difficult terrain checks IRL dont necessarily mean physical... you could be having an argument with the missus, or future missus (or mister, if you are so inclined in that direction) and navigating that argument can be just like difficult terrain.
in the same setting, you could also attempt to use your "Psyker skills" to end said argument...
and of course, if you arent sure what to do in a given situation, roll a morale check to see how you'd feel about the decision and if you pass.. roll with it

Commisar Wolfie wrote:When you sit at work and try to figure out the perfect army list instead of whatever work your supposed to be doing.

When you sit at work and plan your strategy using anything and everything on your desk to stand in for the units

You do not use stuff on your desk but your army because it is at the office with you!

at church instead of saying may the lord be with you. you say may the emperor be with you.

You think of this stuff when you are at Church.

When at church you replace all the words from a horus hersey book because it's more true.

You hear voices telling you about khorne.

You make jokes about 40k.

You yell Emperor be prasied at church.

You finish this thread.

You look at your truck and wonder what the AV is on it

When you write 1 or 2 chapters of a book that you have sworn not to make about 40k...then have your wargaming friend tell you that those two chapters are all about 40k (Guilty)

When a couple of pages fall out your codex so you rip em ALL out and laminate the bleedin lot for purposes of ensuring they remain intact for all time (excluding the fact you just ruined the whole book of course)


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Then, once done you eye up your Tau and Ork codex and contemplate doing the same to be consistant and then go to the hassle of buying plastic strips that stick to the laminate in order to be able to put them in ring binders

You were kicked off your sports team for "going to ground" every time the ball came close.

Demoniac wrote:You were kicked off your sports team for "going to ground" every time the ball came close.

That's called Italian Football.

Gwar! wrote:

Demoniac wrote:You were kicked off your sports team for "going to ground" every time the ball came close.

That's called Italian Football.

No, that's French football. Happened to Anelka.

Yes its very famous in france to Surrender!
WE SURRENDER!